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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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9. Mr Bleak
10. Scoo



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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot



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Score:
505
 
 raditzu: well ok, but why katakana on the wooden tag?
 jazzjunkie: A little extreme on the mutton chops, buddy.
 VeeKay: Say no to sheep shaming!
 Ulillillia: M'ewe.
 FunkyDrunk: Hipster done let that beard of his git outa control, I'll tell you hwut.
 Warrax: Nice hat. Is it made of your own hair, or anyone you know?
 barfolomew: Some days, you're the sheep. Some days, you're the shepherd.
Image 229764   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
698
 
 psyops: wenk.
 Amy Housewine: A lot of images on here come with an unspoken "why the fuck ain't y'all laughin'".
 Ulillillia: Banned: Penguins are in the Antarctic
 skylark: White penguins text funny.
 Father Goose: "Why the fuck ain't ya'll laughin"
Image 229763   01-30-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
207
 
 crunchymush: " I can't believe it! You found an actual use for [insert wicked science stuff] !!!"
 PenguinBartender: firehazard.jpg
 Ulillillia: TV stand cost more than TV
 DarkTeddy: I have the exact same setup. Same math textbook too
 funny in the wall: a shitty tv powered by broken dreams
Image 229762   01-30-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
270
 
 Mr. Shine: "Why's the back seats all sticky?!"
 Mister Beef: Someone said "Fuck the Police" one time too many.
 Starry Lemon: Why wont pandas breed
 jayjay: What you gonna do when they cum for you
 dangerkeith3000: Later, guys. My ride's here!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The best running joke in all of Iowa
 Mexico: The entire police force was arrested for public indecency.
Image 229761   01-30-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
395
 
 ASTER: This dude has the face, sense of humor, and vaguely nationalist home decor of a Least Favorite Uncle.
 jochenau: He has a rare condition that makes him look like he's wearing makeup. It causes a lot of trouble for him socially, so he has to wear makeup to make him look "normal". It's so brave of him to show his real self like this!
 Ihminen: new 300 remake looking fun
 Otterman: She seems nice.
 UltraBeverly: No thank you
 dangerkeith3000: LIAR!
Image 229760   01-30-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
165
 
 Big Baby: @sparenamelaptopdied - that's what Laurel Jane said!
 Backhand: Super absorbency and ultra protection. Now with easy whole-grain applicator
 sparenamelaptopdied: Even a foot-long is useless when it's all soggy and limp. And blue
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Kids, dont use the internet or youll grow up to be stupid.
 Warrax: Good job. Everyone knows you're high now.
 Dr Awkward: Eh, not gonna make that subway foot long any worse
Image 229759   01-30-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
1290
 
 jazzjunkie: [DING] 1000!
 Not A Bot: They're just understandably fed up with the lack of new Achewood.
 ping: I like you, too, buddy.
 Ulillillia: High five!
 thecraftywolf: me too!
Image 229758   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
322
 
 Lemonator: Tightly-coiled chocolate
 VoR: Cho col ate
 sorghum: New Mast Bros. logo missing a beard.
 Zukero: Make chocolate double-infinite? Count me in!
 dangerkeith3000: Milk milk lemonade
 barfolomew: ... Not war?
Image 229757   01-30-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
1127
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Looking for the correct button...
 a robot: I love cats! I also love Freddie. This is ULTRA RAD
 demonius: Sick burn
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 Ulillillia: Beautiful people.
 funny in the wall: I saw interviews with him. kind of a dick. still, one of my absolute favorite people
 Dr Awkward: Freddy Mercury loves to ride his bicycle. There is a bicycle movie called Rad. Ergo, this is Rad.
 Christina: Two cats and an amazing human: Rad.
Image 229756   01-30-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
781
 
 Youll Cowards: truth spoken
 Aufziehvogel: How are you? OMG YOU THINK THIS IS A REAL QUESTION
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward technically correct, the best kind of correct
 wolfpk: Even as a grown-up, I agree!
 Dr Awkward: "Adult Human beings are vacuous automatons. We will rise up and replace them."
Image 229755   01-30-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
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