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262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

262594  joxxuh: Shut up Mint! Its been a rough enough without you mocking me!

262585  Peter Pantsless: This soft dog is too fast.

262583  Solemn: Anime logic states that until you have a snot bubble, you're not really asleep.

262476  highdra: @dangerkeith3000 you got me

262565  Winterneuro: Bah-ston in the background. Go Sox!

262584  Solemn: And it's made of rotting wheat, too!

262582  Solemn: Didn't know the X-Men premiered the man-boob window. Guess you learn something new every day.

262575  WannaBee: @White Rice Nope it's @Scoo

262580  hajjpodge: You're hired.

262583  Zarathustra: Zoom in to see what u gotta see.

262592  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262571  E. HONDA: Inspired by a certain Nicholas Cage movie?

262551  Zarathustra: Living with a girl.jpg

262591  NO JOKES: Wish my dog would do this, he makes me walk forever!

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 Crarb Dampombies: Wonderful how the tongue contrasts with the autumnal colors.
 Burm Grunuble: Soulful, stirring portrait.
Image 229661   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Pewn Grunongo
 Fleft Dampumple: My wallet's contents are more suited to insectivores.
 Trimpo Dampungus: i am choosing to believe that this is not a staged picture, rather it is the colonel's equivalent of those facebook pictures with money and guns everywhere
 Thirb Dampumbies: Gold nuggets
 Geple Bropert: Crispocurrency
 Lempo Morpungus: Whos taking this picture? Those arnt my hands
 Frewn Drumungo: Sorry, we only accept pizza rolls.
 Palm Drumongo: They're BACK! But probably not quite as fresh as before...
Image 229660   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Thurm Morpuble
 Frelm Drumumple: @a robot - I thought maybe so what with the mountains but dang, I did not think Denver was that big.
 Lorbo Horpupert: @Sadbot Then it's similar to my hometown, Frankfurt (Germany)... High five for overly prized rents, buddy!
 Ruld Dampomple: @a robot checked with the map, You're right, Denver it is. Looks amazing with 99% of small houses, and skyscrapers only in the center
 Creld Flopert: @Sadbot nice. put in more strip malls with ironically-themed bars that no one who actually has to live there can afford. remember, it's not a real city unless you can walk to the store and have a WTF moment.
 Guwn Cremungo: @zrj235 Denver is small potatoes compared to LA, DFW, or Houston, but we're trying to make commutes hellish and rent unaffordable, like a big city.
 Merb Rempongo: urban sprawl is fucked up close but pretty from a distance.
 Mulm Flumumple: Rad for Southwest Airlines. A+ customer service.
 Thawn Brupert: it's all sprawly.
 Flango Dampopert: @carpwoman I do believe it's Denver
 Flople Drumongo: I can see my friends house
 Diwn Brongus: Where is this?
 Froft Plungus: If it were nighttime, you could see me drunk in this picture.
 Mango Rempungus: Erf.
Image 229659   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Thawn Horpungus
 Fluft Ploble: i feel like this dog occasionally speaks in a human voice and drops some real wisdom on you. like zen master shit. could happen twice in a week and then not again for ten years. there is no predicting it.
 Lulm Flungo: Easy, breezy, CoverDoge.
 Trelm Plongo: He must have gone to bed with wet hair, too.
Image 229658   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Gomp Rempuble
 Freft Horpungo: Is it his long toe? He has no hips? Theyre brothers seperated by the war? I dont know. Rooms are different colors now?
 Rorbo Flumbies: The next Jared.... hopefully not in every way.
 Thongo Albuble: Im sorry im lost without a big red circle here
 Gurb Flumupert: Gerry Gergich to Ben Wyatt
 Truld Rempopert: More like InfiniteCokeZero, amirite?
Image 229657   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Flimpo Flumumple
 Trarm Dampumple: fucking hipsters.
 Merm Horpombies: If you can dodge a bike lock, you can dodge a ball.
 Ruwn Morpungus: It follows...
 Down Brungus: hooligans!
 Crart Drumumple: Catch!
 Ralm Flumupert: Is this ironic?
 Trulm Drumupert: Flying bike lock? That's my kryptonite.
 Rampo Grunopert: High contrast photos of bike locks floating ominously?
 Trimp Morpungus: This is going to hurt.
Image 229656   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Lold Dampupert
 Remp Grunumbies: @MasterTwig maybe one carrot. chopped up really fine w some onion, celery, peppers, garlic, tomato, etc. sauteed a bit. a well made mirepoix improves any savory dish.
 Frarm Horpupert: That chili appears to have carrots in it. I've seen that other places too. What kind of despicable monster puts carrots in chili?
 Hiwn Horpopert: Holy crap this cat is rad in HD.
 Limpo Bromple: @Annoying Vegan yum!
 Jurt Drumungo: I prefer Netflix and curry.
 Hown Grupert: netflix and chili is a good evening
Image 229655   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Gerb Grunopert
 Jeple Albupert: Ghost Rider is a great hummingbird name.
 Meng Grunungus: Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
Image 229654   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Biple Plungo
 Fromp Rempongus: Wood is Good.
 Geple Bruble: How they sneak phones into class at Hogwarts
 Tring Flongo: iCloak
 Raft Rempupert: Shit! I lost my phone!
Image 229653   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Mirm Morpuble
 Trampo Horpongus: @Ronick - Thank you for clearing that up.
 Vown Flumupert: @carpwoman printers, like most cephalopods, are able to produce ink. Ink is mostly made from a dark pigment called melanin, which is suspended in thick mucus along with small amounts of other things such as amino acids. Sales receipt printer ink is blue-black in colour, while fax machine ink is brown and xerox ink is black
 Guple Drumupert: Hey, look at that, it's an excuse for the whole office to take the rest of the day off!
 Flald Morpopert: MAKE TONS OF FERROFLUID!!! check it out on yotub.. weird shit, man
 Gown Cremumbies: @Mr. Shine - Yeah, I got some on my khakis once and I don't think it ever really came out.
 Frown Horpongo: @carpwoman The powder is so fine that it is very easily inhaled/aspirated, and is VERY carcinogenic. The room in this picture is a real health risk.
 Halm Cremuble: @carpwoman some copiers are loaded with toner in a big canister with an open end, instead of smaller machines where the toner transfers directly to the imaging drum with no detours. The toner "ink" is a microfine powder that in some instances WILL behave like a liquid. However, I suspect this was someone mishandling an open toner canister.
 Hump Albopert: @Mr. Shine - So it just blows all over?
 Burbo Brongus: @carpwoman toner bottle not seated properly.
 Cruwn Dampumbies: How does this even happen?
 Vang Drumupert: You call that an ink defense? Whoop, whoop, whoop!
 Ringo Dampomple: I am convinced that toner come from the deeps pits of Hell!
 Bampo Grunongus: Tony strikes again!
 Daft Flumopert: Shouldn't have snuck up on it...
 Dirb Dampombies: @ping gesundheit.
 Dulm Horpombies: Bla-DOWWWWWWW!
 Frople Albongus: Ah-choo!
Image 229652   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Riple Grunumbies
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