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273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

273596  VoR: Oh oh ohhh rude

273627  addend: "Like, why not 80?" - Common core.

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273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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 minigoat: Wonderful how the tongue contrasts with the autumnal colors.
 Gringos: Soulful, stirring portrait.
Image 229661   01-29-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
462
 
 Gentleman: My wallet's contents are more suited to insectivores.
 zrj235: i am choosing to believe that this is not a staged picture, rather it is the colonel's equivalent of those facebook pictures with money and guns everywhere
 LurkedMoar: Gold nuggets
 2Berries: Crispocurrency
 minigoat: Whos taking this picture? Those arnt my hands
 WTF: Sorry, we only accept pizza rolls.
 prius: They're BACK! But probably not quite as fresh as before...
Image 229660   01-29-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
669
 
 carpwoman: @a robot - I thought maybe so what with the mountains but dang, I did not think Denver was that big.
 bigbison: @Sadbot Then it's similar to my hometown, Frankfurt (Germany)... High five for overly prized rents, buddy!
 raditzu: @a robot checked with the map, You're right, Denver it is. Looks amazing with 99% of small houses, and skyscrapers only in the center
 zrj235: @Sadbot nice. put in more strip malls with ironically-themed bars that no one who actually has to live there can afford. remember, it's not a real city unless you can walk to the store and have a WTF moment.
 Sadbot: @zrj235 Denver is small potatoes compared to LA, DFW, or Houston, but we're trying to make commutes hellish and rent unaffordable, like a big city.
 zrj235: urban sprawl is fucked up close but pretty from a distance.
 dangerkeith3000: Rad for Southwest Airlines. A+ customer service.
 square44: it's all sprawly.
 a robot: @carpwoman I do believe it's Denver
 minigoat: I can see my friends house
 carpwoman: Where is this?
 Sadbot: If it were nighttime, you could see me drunk in this picture.
 drilldo: Erf.
Image 229659   01-29-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
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 zrj235: i feel like this dog occasionally speaks in a human voice and drops some real wisdom on you. like zen master shit. could happen twice in a week and then not again for ten years. there is no predicting it.
 icloud: Easy, breezy, CoverDoge.
 carpwoman: He must have gone to bed with wet hair, too.
Image 229658   01-29-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
473
 
 minigoat: Is it his long toe? He has no hips? Theyre brothers seperated by the war? I dont know. Rooms are different colors now?
 wolfpk: The next Jared.... hopefully not in every way.
 minigoat: Im sorry im lost without a big red circle here
 Wooden Spoon: Gerry Gergich to Ben Wyatt
 Mr. Whiskers: More like InfiniteCokeZero, amirite?
Image 229657   01-29-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
253
 
 zrj235: fucking hipsters.
 Kaviri: If you can dodge a bike lock, you can dodge a ball.
 Bohab: It follows...
 tib gubb: hooligans!
 Ulillillia: Catch!
 minigoat: Is this ironic?
 Sandor: Flying bike lock? That's my kryptonite.
 White Rice: High contrast photos of bike locks floating ominously?
 Side Boob: This is going to hurt.
Image 229656   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
437
 
 zrj235: @MasterTwig maybe one carrot. chopped up really fine w some onion, celery, peppers, garlic, tomato, etc. sauteed a bit. a well made mirepoix improves any savory dish.
 MasterTwig: That chili appears to have carrots in it. I've seen that other places too. What kind of despicable monster puts carrots in chili?
 Not A Bot: Holy crap this cat is rad in HD.
 Prostata: @Annoying Vegan yum!
 Annoying Vegan : I prefer Netflix and curry.
 Prostata: netflix and chili is a good evening
Image 229655   01-29-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
601
 
 minigoat: Ghost Rider is a great hummingbird name.
 Side Boob: Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
Image 229654   01-29-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
863
 
 dangerkeith3000: Wood is Good.
 Annoying Vegan : How they sneak phones into class at Hogwarts
 sparenamelaptopdied: iCloak
 Side Boob: Shit! I lost my phone!
Image 229653   01-29-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
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 carpwoman: @Ronick - Thank you for clearing that up.
 Ronick: @carpwoman printers, like most cephalopods, are able to produce ink. Ink is mostly made from a dark pigment called melanin, which is suspended in thick mucus along with small amounts of other things such as amino acids. Sales receipt printer ink is blue-black in colour, while fax machine ink is brown and xerox ink is black
 a robot: Hey, look at that, it's an excuse for the whole office to take the rest of the day off!
 sparenamelaptopdied: MAKE TONS OF FERROFLUID!!! check it out on yotub.. weird shit, man
 carpwoman: @Mr. Shine - Yeah, I got some on my khakis once and I don't think it ever really came out.
 Mr. Shine: @carpwoman The powder is so fine that it is very easily inhaled/aspirated, and is VERY carcinogenic. The room in this picture is a real health risk.
 Mr. Shine: @carpwoman some copiers are loaded with toner in a big canister with an open end, instead of smaller machines where the toner transfers directly to the imaging drum with no detours. The toner "ink" is a microfine powder that in some instances WILL behave like a liquid. However, I suspect this was someone mishandling an open toner canister.
 carpwoman: @Mr. Shine - So it just blows all over?
 Mr. Shine: @carpwoman toner bottle not seated properly.
 carpwoman: How does this even happen?
 Wooden Spoon: You call that an ink defense? Whoop, whoop, whoop!
 wolfpk: I am convinced that toner come from the deeps pits of Hell!
 Mad Collager: Tony strikes again!
 minigoat: Shouldn't have snuck up on it...
 White Rice: @ping gesundheit.
 Defiance: Bla-DOWWWWWWW!
 ping: Ah-choo!
Image 229652   01-29-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
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