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253767  Kaviri: beans beans beans beans beans beans

253809  Scoo: Oh hi, Spiderman

253770  Kaviri: First the party, then the world.

253637  Cami: Come on @grizzly

253779  Kaviri: Words to hat by.

253782  Kaviri: The whole network is fucked, man.

253785  Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.

253799  mrdiron: godgnol

253801  Side Boob: Its Moo Moo!

253788  Kaviri: Majestic.

253791  Kaviri: Damnit.

253792  Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253561  Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.

253807  WTF: I didn't realize Jabba swung that way.

253799  Kaviri: You ever see a dog king?

253800  WTF: Ugh! Another trendy restaurant with a "Unique" name.

253750  redmonkey3: Pets & Cuddles!

253751  redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - or a spicey switcherino ?

253807  Kaviri: I can dig it.

253806  Dr Awkward: If he steps on Lego bloks, do they just stick to his feet?

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253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?

253747 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob "Hello Onstar?"

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253613 Not A Bot: i hate furries

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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 minigoat: Wonderful how the tongue contrasts with the autumnal colors.
 Gringos: Soulful, stirring portrait.
Image 229661   01-29-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 Gentleman: My wallet's contents are more suited to insectivores.
 zrj235: i am choosing to believe that this is not a staged picture, rather it is the colonel's equivalent of those facebook pictures with money and guns everywhere
 LurkedMoar: Gold nuggets
 2Berries: Crispocurrency
 minigoat: Whos taking this picture? Those arnt my hands
 WTF: Sorry, we only accept pizza rolls.
 prius: They're BACK! But probably not quite as fresh as before...
Image 229660   01-29-18   Uploaded by    sumo
 carpwoman: @a robot - I thought maybe so what with the mountains but dang, I did not think Denver was that big.
 bigbison: @Sadbot Then it's similar to my hometown, Frankfurt (Germany)... High five for overly prized rents, buddy!
 raditzu: @a robot checked with the map, You're right, Denver it is. Looks amazing with 99% of small houses, and skyscrapers only in the center
 zrj235: @Sadbot nice. put in more strip malls with ironically-themed bars that no one who actually has to live there can afford. remember, it's not a real city unless you can walk to the store and have a WTF moment.
 Sadbot: @zrj235 Denver is small potatoes compared to LA, DFW, or Houston, but we're trying to make commutes hellish and rent unaffordable, like a big city.
 zrj235: urban sprawl is fucked up close but pretty from a distance.
 dangerkeith3000: Rad for Southwest Airlines. A+ customer service.
 square44: it's all sprawly.
 a robot: @carpwoman I do believe it's Denver
 minigoat: I can see my friends house
 carpwoman: Where is this?
 Sadbot: If it were nighttime, you could see me drunk in this picture.
 drilldo: Erf.
Image 229659   01-29-18   Uploaded by    metallica
 zrj235: i feel like this dog occasionally speaks in a human voice and drops some real wisdom on you. like zen master shit. could happen twice in a week and then not again for ten years. there is no predicting it.
 icloud: Easy, breezy, CoverDoge.
 carpwoman: He must have gone to bed with wet hair, too.
Image 229658   01-29-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
 minigoat: Is it his long toe? He has no hips? Theyre brothers seperated by the war? I dont know. Rooms are different colors now?
 wolfpk: The next Jared.... hopefully not in every way.
 minigoat: Im sorry im lost without a big red circle here
 Wooden Spoon: Gerry Gergich to Ben Wyatt
 Mr. Whiskers: More like InfiniteCokeZero, amirite?
Image 229657   01-29-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
 zrj235: fucking hipsters.
 Kaviri: If you can dodge a bike lock, you can dodge a ball.
 Bohab: It follows...
 tib gubb: hooligans!
 Ulillillia: Catch!
 minigoat: Is this ironic?
 Sandor: Flying bike lock? That's my kryptonite.
 White Rice: High contrast photos of bike locks floating ominously?
 Side Boob: This is going to hurt.
Image 229656   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
 zrj235: @MasterTwig maybe one carrot. chopped up really fine w some onion, celery, peppers, garlic, tomato, etc. sauteed a bit. a well made mirepoix improves any savory dish.
 MasterTwig: That chili appears to have carrots in it. I've seen that other places too. What kind of despicable monster puts carrots in chili?
 Not A Bot: Holy crap this cat is rad in HD.
 Prostata: @Annoying Vegan yum!
 Annoying Vegan : I prefer Netflix and curry.
 Prostata: netflix and chili is a good evening
Image 229655   01-29-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 minigoat: Ghost Rider is a great hummingbird name.
 Side Boob: Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
Image 229654   01-29-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 dangerkeith3000: Wood is Good.
 Annoying Vegan : How they sneak phones into class at Hogwarts
 sparenamelaptopdied: iCloak
 Side Boob: Shit! I lost my phone!
Image 229653   01-29-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
 carpwoman: @Ronick - Thank you for clearing that up.
 Ronick: @carpwoman printers, like most cephalopods, are able to produce ink. Ink is mostly made from a dark pigment called melanin, which is suspended in thick mucus along with small amounts of other things such as amino acids. Sales receipt printer ink is blue-black in colour, while fax machine ink is brown and xerox ink is black
 a robot: Hey, look at that, it's an excuse for the whole office to take the rest of the day off!
 sparenamelaptopdied: MAKE TONS OF FERROFLUID!!! check it out on yotub.. weird shit, man
 carpwoman: @Mr. Shine - Yeah, I got some on my khakis once and I don't think it ever really came out.
 Mr. Shine: @carpwoman The powder is so fine that it is very easily inhaled/aspirated, and is VERY carcinogenic. The room in this picture is a real health risk.
 Mr. Shine: @carpwoman some copiers are loaded with toner in a big canister with an open end, instead of smaller machines where the toner transfers directly to the imaging drum with no detours. The toner "ink" is a microfine powder that in some instances WILL behave like a liquid. However, I suspect this was someone mishandling an open toner canister.
 carpwoman: @Mr. Shine - So it just blows all over?
 Mr. Shine: @carpwoman toner bottle not seated properly.
 carpwoman: How does this even happen?
 Wooden Spoon: You call that an ink defense? Whoop, whoop, whoop!
 wolfpk: I am convinced that toner come from the deeps pits of Hell!
 Mad Collager: Tony strikes again!
 minigoat: Shouldn't have snuck up on it...
 White Rice: @ping gesundheit.
 Defiance: Bla-DOWWWWWWW!
 ping: Ah-choo!
Image 229652   01-29-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
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