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238216  tib gubb: dad 2.0

238294  Dr Awkward: You shall rue this day.

238226  tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238297  Dr Awkward: I badded this, probably because it hits too close to home

238254  White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)

238298  Mexico: @a robot He's okay. It's his fans that are annoying.

238229  tib gubb: that's really unnecessary. now, a cat on the other hand...

238257  tib gubb: join us, alice

238256  dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....

238303  Annoying Vegan : Calvinball was really popular back then

238301  WotGives: Amazing grandmother gets censored but cock is ok. Why are we so offended by the female body?

238279  tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios

238313  Nope: The hero we need

238282  dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.

238292  tib gubb: heroes of might and magic 3 is pretty good. not that good, though

238300  tib gubb: classic. stupid, but no real danger... until somebody puts their dick on it...

238292  dangerkeith3000: My prospects of getting a Russian wife are looking better!

238302  tib gubb: there's a trick to this that i learned from monopoly - always round down, then the error is in your favor.

238293  dangerkeith3000: Those wacky Nazis!

238296  dangerkeith3000: Why he make you sit in the back?

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238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238171 glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238194 glenalec: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

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 Dr Awkward: @trelyate That's exactly what you're NOT supposed to do.
 trelyate: fuck a duck
 funny in the wall: Poor grammar, all ducks molested already, C-
 Matricii: Can you feed AND molest? I'm just sayin, I have all this duck food and red wine already set to go...
 Prostata: Sadly, I think I know why they've had to put up these signs
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Man, Montana really knows how to nip fun in the bud.
 Christina: This image lacks an actual duck. Badded.
Image 229611   01-29-18   Uploaded by    courtney
 El hefe: Life hacked
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Matricii: @Side Boob I'm pretty sure at this point OSHA has abandoned these people to their fate.
 glenalec: I'm always telling the students here they can't stand on the chairs but must use a ladder. :-/
 Side Boob: OSHA level: Crazy
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Idiot. Use duct tape.
 Robespierre: Reminds me of the old Harold Lloyd comedy, Safety Last.
Image 229610   01-29-18   Uploaded by    obboma
 Spazstatic: @Wooden Spoon I thought about doing a multipost suggesting a search for it and then providing a link for those not brave enough or at work not wanting to chance it. I decided to be there nice guy and just provide the direct Wikipedia link.
 Wooden Spoon: @Spazstatic: I out a lot if trust in you when I clicked on "The Hairy Ball Theorum" at work. Trust rewarded.
 Himesama: Uzumaki
 Matricii: If you stare long enough into the void, sometimes it will stare back
 Science: Helluva cowlick. I feel bad if it's real - you can't do shit with your hair and it's always standing up.
 bug: Van Gogh's "Douchey Night"
 Spazstatic: Ah, the Hairy Ball theorem.…
 Robespierre: Squirrly.
 Side Boob: ...sometimes the vortex stares back.
 Nope: Swirlies hurt us all..
Image 229609   01-29-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
 my wheelhouse: indeed @Matricii
 fanny: that's kinda awesome... i like the attention to detail with the belly button and the side piercing
 Matricii: I think prison lady tattoo jesus has back boob...
 Robespierre: This takes the term Prison Tattoo to a whole new level...
 Shay: That thing from Undertale died for our sins?
 sparenamelaptopdied: When you are in a Spanish church and you happen to meet an elderly lady with a tattoo gun
Image 229608   01-29-18   Uploaded by    communist
 BeriaMyLove: The ampersand was occasionally appended to the alphabet but it never really became its own letter. Its actually a ligature of "et", Latin for "and". It's not always easy to tell, but the Trebuchet MS ampersand in particular definitely looks like "Et" squished together.
 jochenau: @Not A Bot Ampersand was more of an abbreviation than a letter. The Old English letters we no longer use were an ae ligature called aesc, a sort-of lowercase g called yogh, a rune-derived letter called thorn, a D with a line through it called edh, and a Y/P hybrid thing called wynn.
 Shay: Mr. Potato Head parts will shit out suns for your well-fortune.
 Not A Bot: So they must speak old english (& used to be a 27th letter)
 Matricii: She already know he's a failure, so it won't happen even if he tries.
 jochenau: That is a horrifying bit of emoji art.
 Micro Jackson: Just don't fail to kill yourself
 barfolomew: @Nope what a tolerant mom.
 Nope: What a nice mom
Image 229607   01-29-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
 Annoying Vegan : Hello Handsome!
 bug: You should probably wash your dog at least once in his lifetime.
 Side Boob: My god, he was even more adorable when he was younger!
 Side Boob: Another good dog! What are the odds?
 Nope: I hope his/her name is Patches
Image 229606   01-29-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
 Mr Bleak: Just found a hi-res version. That cat is *focussed*!
 Felicity: If cats could swim they would float with the tide
 Matricii: We call this "the punishment tank"
 Robespierre: "I'm sorry, leopard ... but you've been chopped. Judges?" "Leopard ... that fish-like thing was a basket ingredient, but you didn't do anything to transform it except to chew on it. And you got us all wet when you shook yourself dry after you climbed out of the pool with it in your mouth. Those are the reasons we had to chop you." "ROWR!!!"
 bug: This manatee looks angry.
 Amy Housewine: After the zoo closes, all of the animals play together.
Image 229605   01-29-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 drtofu: Its okay because the kids in juvi
 Matricii: Let's look on the upside. She's trying to do right and let her small child know she's still there and loves her.
 Amy Housewine: I really, really hope that this wasn't posted in any sort of mean-spirited way.
 Side Boob: That has to suck with mom in the Big House
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Another depressing note: the whole god damn thing
 Nope: Depressing note - Shes probably in for a drug related crime and paying like 20 dollars for that phone call.
Image 229604   01-29-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Robespierre: @bug In that case, I really hope that they don't use that Focallure stuff that's being advertised here - it looks disturbing.
 bug: Fun fact: clown fish change genders if there are no women around. So... both Nemo and his dad are women by now.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Isnt everyone just looking for their quote son unquote
 Amy Housewine: Last time you didn't want me to talk to you or him ever again. Make up your mind.
 Warrax: 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Image 229603   01-29-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
 Bohab: Long live the king
 tib gubb: with housecats - i read less scorn, and more bemusement
Image 229602   01-29-18   Uploaded by    zip file
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