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253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253871  charlemagne: how do they get him to look so lifelike

253870  ignatz: Tickle my tummy, I dare ya!

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253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid



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Score:
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 Dr Awkward: @trelyate That's exactly what you're NOT supposed to do.
 trelyate: fuck a duck
 funny in the wall: Poor grammar, all ducks molested already, C-
 Matricii: Can you feed AND molest? I'm just sayin, I have all this duck food and red wine already set to go...
 Prostata: Sadly, I think I know why they've had to put up these signs
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Man, Montana really knows how to nip fun in the bud.
 Christina: This image lacks an actual duck. Badded.
Image 229611   01-29-18   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
216
 
 El hefe: Life hacked
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Matricii: @Side Boob I'm pretty sure at this point OSHA has abandoned these people to their fate.
 toaster: I'm always telling the students here they can't stand on the chairs but must use a ladder. :-/
 Side Boob: OSHA level: Crazy
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Idiot. Use duct tape.
 windows96: Reminds me of the old Harold Lloyd comedy, Safety Last.
Image 229610   01-29-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
487
 
 Spazstatic: @Wooden Spoon I thought about doing a multipost suggesting a search for it and then providing a link for those not brave enough or at work not wanting to chance it. I decided to be there nice guy and just provide the direct Wikipedia link.
 Wooden Spoon: @Spazstatic: I out a lot if trust in you when I clicked on "The Hairy Ball Theorum" at work. Trust rewarded.
 Himesama: Uzumaki
 Matricii: If you stare long enough into the void, sometimes it will stare back
 Science: Helluva cowlick. I feel bad if it's real - you can't do shit with your hair and it's always standing up.
 bug: Van Gogh's "Douchey Night"
 Spazstatic: Ah, the Hairy Ball theorem. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 fatman: Squirrly.
 Side Boob: ...sometimes the vortex stares back.
 Nope: Swirlies hurt us all..
Image 229609   01-29-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
290
 
 my wheelhouse: indeed @Matricii
 fanny: that's kinda awesome... i like the attention to detail with the belly button and the side piercing
 Matricii: I think prison lady tattoo jesus has back boob...
 dorian: This takes the term Prison Tattoo to a whole new level...
 Shay: That thing from Undertale died for our sins?
 sparenamelaptopdied: When you are in a Spanish church and you happen to meet an elderly lady with a tattoo gun
Image 229608   01-29-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
299
 
 BeriaMyLove: The ampersand was occasionally appended to the alphabet but it never really became its own letter. Its actually a ligature of "et", Latin for "and". It's not always easy to tell, but the Trebuchet MS ampersand in particular definitely looks like "Et" squished together.
 jochenau: @Not A Bot Ampersand was more of an abbreviation than a letter. The Old English letters we no longer use were an ae ligature called aesc, a sort-of lowercase g called yogh, a rune-derived letter called thorn, a D with a line through it called edh, and a Y/P hybrid thing called wynn.
 Shay: Mr. Potato Head parts will shit out suns for your well-fortune.
 Not A Bot: So they must speak old english (& used to be a 27th letter)
 Matricii: She already know he's a failure, so it won't happen even if he tries.
 jochenau: That is a horrifying bit of emoji art.
 Micro Jackson: Just don't fail to kill yourself
 barfolomew: @Nope what a tolerant mom.
 Nope: What a nice mom
Image 229607   01-29-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
846
 
 Annoying Vegan : Hello Handsome!
 bug: You should probably wash your dog at least once in his lifetime.
 Side Boob: My god, he was even more adorable when he was younger! getleashedmag.com/2017/04/21/this-puppys-adorable-patch-makes-him-that-much-more-special/
 Side Boob: Another good dog! What are the odds?
 Nope: I hope his/her name is Patches
Image 229606   01-29-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
965
 
 Mr Bleak: Just found a hi-res version. That cat is *focussed*!
 ruiner: If cats could swim they would float with the tide
 Matricii: We call this "the punishment tank"
 daver: "I'm sorry, leopard ... but you've been chopped. Judges?" "Leopard ... that fish-like thing was a basket ingredient, but you didn't do anything to transform it except to chew on it. And you got us all wet when you shook yourself dry after you climbed out of the pool with it in your mouth. Those are the reasons we had to chop you." "ROWR!!!"
 bug: This manatee looks angry.
 Amy Housewine: After the zoo closes, all of the animals play together.
Image 229605   01-29-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
484
 
 drtofu: Its okay because the kids in juvi
 Matricii: Let's look on the upside. She's trying to do right and let her small child know she's still there and loves her.
 Amy Housewine: I really, really hope that this wasn't posted in any sort of mean-spirited way.
 Side Boob: That has to suck with mom in the Big House
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Another depressing note: the whole god damn thing
 Nope: Depressing note - Shes probably in for a drug related crime and paying like 20 dollars for that phone call.
Image 229604   01-29-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
491
 
 jeffrey: @bug In that case, I really hope that they don't use that Focallure stuff that's being advertised here - it looks disturbing.
 bug: Fun fact: clown fish change genders if there are no women around. So... both Nemo and his dad are women by now.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Isnt everyone just looking for their quote son unquote
 Amy Housewine: Last time you didn't want me to talk to you or him ever again. Make up your mind.
 Warrax: 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Image 229603   01-29-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
512
 
 Bohab: Long live the king
 tib gubb: with housecats - i read less scorn, and more bemusement
Image 229602   01-29-18   Uploaded by    zip file
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