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249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249608 Prostata: BRB...

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 VeeKay: It's all happening in Hollywoo tonight!
 Matricii: Boss Baby 2: The Grownuppening
 Amy Housewine: He's standing on the shoulders of two others.
 when so: @AlexDeLarge That's just a baby in a coat.
 a robot: "How do you do, fellow adults?"
 AlexDeLarge: Princess Carolyn's new beau looks dapper.
Image 229599   01-29-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 well duh: Good lighting, emotion, contrast. Normally, centering the subject can lead to a boring pic, but with the eye dead center, it works. Rad.
 Matricii: I asked for pudding.... First world problems...
 Himesama: @barfolomew That game was TOO much
 barfolomew: Clementine will remember that.
 Ulillillia: same
Image 229598   01-29-18   Uploaded by    topcity
 Matricii: *pod person screams intensify*
 bug: @WTF wait, there's an actual reason they're called that? *head explodes*
 Warrax: Pantyhose crop coming in nice.
 wootman: ALIVE With Pleasure!
 fanny: @WTF it all makes sense now
 WTF: Eggplant
Image 229597   01-29-18   Uploaded by    logono
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Image 229596   01-29-18   Uploaded by    skylark
 Matricii: @ping *sigh* Fan service is too rampant on the internet not to...
 Aufziehvogel: Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she found this a very difficult question. However, at last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand. And now which is which? she said to herself, and nibbled a little of the right-hand bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent blow underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!
 ping: I really admire the skill and inventiveness that led to the creation of this image. There's just this nagging wish that the image could have been made without objectifying the woman by showing the view up her skirt. (It's at this point that I probably find out that it's a self portrait.)
 barfolomew: That's how I feel when I have a cold!
 Mad Collager: Those have got to be the strongest neck muscles I've seen.
Image 229595   01-29-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
 kornisjon: Exploid? (Is there a pun here that I'm not getting?)
 Matricii: So I hear you like fish sticks...
 Amy Housewine: Many years ago, my friend and I had the idea of becoming rich by creating posh fish fingers. We never did anything about it. Now you can get a posh fish finger sandwich in every pub with delusions of grandeur. Bah. I will maintain that we had the idea first.
 ping: @Nope I'm guessing that it doesn't come with swappable flappy hands. :(
 Nope: @ping Only if you are that shade of white.
 when so: @funny in the wall But then nobody would believe you!
 funny in the wall: or you could just lie without buying props that help you lie
 Side Boob: Fish fingers and custard?
 ping: (not what @tib gubb said, but the invention.)
 ping: That. Is. Genius.
 tib gubb: I've heard that they use something like this in porn
Image 229594   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 Matricii: I swear if PETA finds out they packed that dog in a box....
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Take the god damn sticker off your hoody!
Image 229593   01-29-18   Uploaded by    fink
 Matricii: This event makes this family sound like a bunch of jackholes.
 Nope: Is one of the events having to get through Love Actually without making a snide comment?
 a robot: I hate Christmas.
 Off Topic: I don't know what Christmas Olympics are but, they don't sound fun.
Image 229592   01-29-18   Uploaded by    amputator
 Matricii: Dear god, Bojack Horseman had a baby!
 Himesama: Is your girlfriend a strong single mother?
 Ulillillia: Does your girlfriend have a foal?
 Mad Collager: Bad toddlers get put in the horsecow.
 Off Topic: A little too young to be a girlfriend.
 Prostata: he sounds a little horse
Image 229591   01-29-18   Uploaded by    icloud
 Matricii: Didn't understand, pooped in sink instead.
 Side Boob: Next they will want us to wipe.
 Off Topic: Gotcha. Pee on the drawing of a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions unclear: peed on sign
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Are those tadpoles?...or...hmm...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Thats a circle
 fumbduck: Looks good on paper.
Image 229590   01-29-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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