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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.



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Score:
740
 
 VeeKay: It's all happening in Hollywoo tonight!
 Matricii: Boss Baby 2: The Grownuppening
 Amy Housewine: He's standing on the shoulders of two others.
 when so: @AlexDeLarge That's just a baby in a coat.
 a robot: "How do you do, fellow adults?"
 AlexDeLarge: Princess Carolyn's new beau looks dapper.
Image 229599   01-29-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
355
 
 well duh: Good lighting, emotion, contrast. Normally, centering the subject can lead to a boring pic, but with the eye dead center, it works. Rad.
 Matricii: I asked for pudding.... First world problems...
 Himesama: @barfolomew That game was TOO much
 barfolomew: Clementine will remember that.
 Ulillillia: same
Image 229598   01-29-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
421
 
 Matricii: *pod person screams intensify*
 bug: @WTF wait, there's an actual reason they're called that? *head explodes*
 Warrax: Pantyhose crop coming in nice.
 wootman: ALIVE With Pleasure!
 fanny: @WTF it all makes sense now
 WTF: Eggplant
Image 229597   01-29-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
758
 
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Image 229596   01-29-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
600
 
 Matricii: @ping *sigh* Fan service is too rampant on the internet not to...
 Aufziehvogel: Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she found this a very difficult question. However, at last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand. And now which is which? she said to herself, and nibbled a little of the right-hand bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent blow underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!
 ping: I really admire the skill and inventiveness that led to the creation of this image. There's just this nagging wish that the image could have been made without objectifying the woman by showing the view up her skirt. (It's at this point that I probably find out that it's a self portrait.)
 barfolomew: That's how I feel when I have a cold!
 Mad Collager: Those have got to be the strongest neck muscles I've seen.
Image 229595   01-29-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
666
 
 kornisjon: Exploid? (Is there a pun here that I'm not getting?)
 Matricii: So I hear you like fish sticks...
 Amy Housewine: Many years ago, my friend and I had the idea of becoming rich by creating posh fish fingers. We never did anything about it. Now you can get a posh fish finger sandwich in every pub with delusions of grandeur. Bah. I will maintain that we had the idea first.
 ping: @Nope I'm guessing that it doesn't come with swappable flappy hands. :(
 Nope: @ping Only if you are that shade of white.
 when so: @funny in the wall But then nobody would believe you!
 funny in the wall: or you could just lie without buying props that help you lie
 Side Boob: Fish fingers and custard?
 ping: (not what @tib gubb said, but the invention.)
 ping: That. Is. Genius.
 tib gubb: I've heard that they use something like this in porn
Image 229594   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
368
 
 Matricii: I swear if PETA finds out they packed that dog in a box....
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Take the god damn sticker off your hoody!
Image 229593   01-29-18   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
126
 
 Matricii: This event makes this family sound like a bunch of jackholes.
 Nope: Is one of the events having to get through Love Actually without making a snide comment?
 a robot: I hate Christmas.
 Off Topic: I don't know what Christmas Olympics are but, they don't sound fun.
Image 229592   01-29-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
476
 
 Matricii: Dear god, Bojack Horseman had a baby!
 Himesama: Is your girlfriend a strong single mother?
 Ulillillia: Does your girlfriend have a foal?
 Mad Collager: Bad toddlers get put in the horsecow.
 Off Topic: A little too young to be a girlfriend.
 Prostata: he sounds a little horse
Image 229591   01-29-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
217
 
 Matricii: Didn't understand, pooped in sink instead.
 Side Boob: Next they will want us to wipe.
 Off Topic: Gotcha. Pee on the drawing of a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions unclear: peed on sign
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Are those tadpoles?...or...hmm...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Thats a circle
 fumbduck: Looks good on paper.
Image 229590   01-29-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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