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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW.

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

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 xylophone: It's all happening in Hollywoo tonight!
 Matricii: Boss Baby 2: The Grownuppening
 Amy Housewine: He's standing on the shoulders of two others.
 when so: @AlexDeLarge That's just a baby in a coat.
 a robot: "How do you do, fellow adults?"
 AlexDeLarge: Princess Carolyn's new beau looks dapper.
Image 229599   01-29-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 well duh: Good lighting, emotion, contrast. Normally, centering the subject can lead to a boring pic, but with the eye dead center, it works. Rad.
 Matricii: I asked for pudding.... First world problems...
 Himesama: @barfolomew That game was TOO much
 barfolomew: Clementine will remember that.
 Ulillillia: same
Image 229598   01-29-18   Uploaded by    topcity
 Matricii: *pod person screams intensify*
 bug: @WTF wait, there's an actual reason they're called that? *head explodes*
 Warrax: Pantyhose crop coming in nice.
 wootman: ALIVE With Pleasure!
 fanny: @WTF it all makes sense now
 WTF: Eggplant
Image 229597   01-29-18   Uploaded by    logono
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 229596   01-29-18   Uploaded by    skylark
 Matricii: @ping *sigh* Fan service is too rampant on the internet not to...
 Aufziehvogel: Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she found this a very difficult question. However, at last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand. And now which is which? she said to herself, and nibbled a little of the right-hand bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent blow underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!
 ping: I really admire the skill and inventiveness that led to the creation of this image. There's just this nagging wish that the image could have been made without objectifying the woman by showing the view up her skirt. (It's at this point that I probably find out that it's a self portrait.)
 barfolomew: That's how I feel when I have a cold!
 Mad Collager: Those have got to be the strongest neck muscles I've seen.
Image 229595   01-29-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
 kornisjon: Exploid? (Is there a pun here that I'm not getting?)
 Matricii: So I hear you like fish sticks...
 Amy Housewine: Many years ago, my friend and I had the idea of becoming rich by creating posh fish fingers. We never did anything about it. Now you can get a posh fish finger sandwich in every pub with delusions of grandeur. Bah. I will maintain that we had the idea first.
 ping: @Nope I'm guessing that it doesn't come with swappable flappy hands. :(
 Nope: @ping Only if you are that shade of white.
 when so: @funny in the wall But then nobody would believe you!
 funny in the wall: or you could just lie without buying props that help you lie
 Side Boob: Fish fingers and custard?
 ping: (not what @tib gubb said, but the invention.)
 ping: That. Is. Genius.
 tib gubb: I've heard that they use something like this in porn
Image 229594   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 Matricii: I swear if PETA finds out they packed that dog in a box....
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Take the god damn sticker off your hoody!
Image 229593   01-29-18   Uploaded by    fink
 Matricii: This event makes this family sound like a bunch of jackholes.
 Nope: Is one of the events having to get through Love Actually without making a snide comment?
 a robot: I hate Christmas.
 Off Topic: I don't know what Christmas Olympics are but, they don't sound fun.
Image 229592   01-29-18   Uploaded by    amputator
 Matricii: Dear god, Bojack Horseman had a baby!
 Himesama: Is your girlfriend a strong single mother?
 Ulillillia: Does your girlfriend have a foal?
 Mad Collager: Bad toddlers get put in the horsecow.
 Off Topic: A little too young to be a girlfriend.
 Prostata: he sounds a little horse
Image 229591   01-29-18   Uploaded by    icloud
 Matricii: Didn't understand, pooped in sink instead.
 Side Boob: Next they will want us to wipe.
 Off Topic: Gotcha. Pee on the drawing of a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions unclear: peed on sign
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Are those tadpoles?...or...hmm...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Thats a circle
 fumbduck: Looks good on paper.
Image 229590   01-29-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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