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263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA



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Score:
600
 
 Matricii: @ping *sigh* Fan service is too rampant on the internet not to...
 Aufziehvogel: Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she found this a very difficult question. However, at last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand. And now which is which? she said to herself, and nibbled a little of the right-hand bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent blow underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!
 ping: I really admire the skill and inventiveness that led to the creation of this image. There's just this nagging wish that the image could have been made without objectifying the woman by showing the view up her skirt. (It's at this point that I probably find out that it's a self portrait.)
 barfolomew: That's how I feel when I have a cold!
 Mad Collager: Those have got to be the strongest neck muscles I've seen.
Image 229595   01-29-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
666
 
 kornisjon: Exploid? (Is there a pun here that I'm not getting?)
 Matricii: So I hear you like fish sticks...
 Amy Housewine: Many years ago, my friend and I had the idea of becoming rich by creating posh fish fingers. We never did anything about it. Now you can get a posh fish finger sandwich in every pub with delusions of grandeur. Bah. I will maintain that we had the idea first.
 ping: @Nope I'm guessing that it doesn't come with swappable flappy hands. :(
 Nope: @ping Only if you are that shade of white.
 when so: @funny in the wall But then nobody would believe you!
 funny in the wall: or you could just lie without buying props that help you lie
 Side Boob: Fish fingers and custard?
 ping: (not what @tib gubb said, but the invention.)
 ping: That. Is. Genius.
 tib gubb: I've heard that they use something like this in porn
Image 229594   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
368
 
 Matricii: I swear if PETA finds out they packed that dog in a box....
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Take the god damn sticker off your hoody!
Image 229593   01-29-18   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
126
 
 Matricii: This event makes this family sound like a bunch of jackholes.
 Nope: Is one of the events having to get through Love Actually without making a snide comment?
 a robot: I hate Christmas.
 Off Topic: I don't know what Christmas Olympics are but, they don't sound fun.
Image 229592   01-29-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
476
 
 Matricii: Dear god, Bojack Horseman had a baby!
 Himesama: Is your girlfriend a strong single mother?
 Ulillillia: Does your girlfriend have a foal?
 Mad Collager: Bad toddlers get put in the horsecow.
 Off Topic: A little too young to be a girlfriend.
 Prostata: he sounds a little horse
Image 229591   01-29-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
217
 
 Matricii: Didn't understand, pooped in sink instead.
 Side Boob: Next they will want us to wipe.
 Off Topic: Gotcha. Pee on the drawing of a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions unclear: peed on sign
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Are those tadpoles?...or...hmm...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Thats a circle
 fumbduck: Looks good on paper.
Image 229590   01-29-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
859
 
 VeeKay: Smol
 KEKOEKEOEK: Yo, Squirt.
 Side Boob: Toot toot
Image 229589   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
174
 
 carpwoman: Or not.
 DogsRGreat: what do you mean @Matricii
 Matricii: @Warrax Who doesn't? Try again.
 Warrax: How did you know I was sitting here naked in a tophat and monocle?
 queezy farm: Tuckings Classy
 Prostata: classy with a capitol "K"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I wouldnt expect anything less Maryland.
 tib gubb: ya i bet
 tina: 'Fraid not, foo'.
 Mexico: Congratulations to you and Classy, I guess.
Image 229588   01-29-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
69
 
 Matricii: Meh, I'll pretty much eat whatever if it's slathered in gravy... Can't say much here.
 HighCactus: "Dogs HATE 'em!"
 Dr Awkward: It's the only think my Britany Spaniel will eat
 grizzly: Basic bitch?
 tib gubb: it's not cruel, just stupid
Image 229587   01-29-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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