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249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

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1. tib gubb
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. Side Boob
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Robespierre
7. Scoo
8. Telkwa
9. Not A Bot
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (847 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
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 5. WannaBee: 3703 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 3309 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2587 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2559 points
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10. wordjones: 1999 points
11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. younglink: 1642 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
217
 
 Matricii: Didn't understand, pooped in sink instead.
 Side Boob: Next they will want us to wipe.
 Off Topic: Gotcha. Pee on the drawing of a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions unclear: peed on sign
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Are those tadpoles?...or...hmm...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Thats a circle
 fumbduck: Looks good on paper.
Image 229590   01-29-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
859
 
 VeeKay: Smol
 KEKOEKEOEK: Yo, Squirt.
 Side Boob: Toot toot
Image 229589   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
174
 
 carpwoman: Or not.
 DogsRGreat: what do you mean @Matricii
 Matricii: @Warrax Who doesn't? Try again.
 Warrax: How did you know I was sitting here naked in a tophat and monocle?
 Felicity: Tuckings Classy
 Prostata: classy with a capitol "K"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I wouldnt expect anything less Maryland.
 tib gubb: ya i bet
 tina: 'Fraid not, foo'.
 Mexico: Congratulations to you and Classy, I guess.
Image 229588   01-29-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
69
 
 Matricii: Meh, I'll pretty much eat whatever if it's slathered in gravy... Can't say much here.
 HighCactus: "Dogs HATE 'em!"
 Dr Awkward: It's the only think my Britany Spaniel will eat
 grizzly: Basic bitch?
 tib gubb: it's not cruel, just stupid
Image 229587   01-29-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Image 229586 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by GiveMePlus. We'll pray for you, GiveMePlus.
Score:
833
 
 Mad Collager: Rad for your user name, @Big Bong Theory!
 miller: Frightening.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I can hear this picture.
 tib gubb: heh heh, eatin' that cat's wassermelone
Image 229585   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
355
 
 sparename: Ouch potato
 Ronick: Whos ready to play hot potato
 Matricii: Unfortunately, a potato would just burn off all it's carbon and shrivel... This is metal. Nice try. E for effort, F for idea
 Warrax: Hurry up and eat it before it cools off. Don't take any chances, just shove the whole thing in your mouth at once.
 PenguinBartender: That's a kiln dude. Potatoes not supposed to go in there.
 tib gubb: the fuck? every oven has a timer on it.
 Side Boob: Twitter is poison. Also, this is fake.
 WTF: Almost as molten as a McDonald's Apple Pie.
 barfolomew: Honestly, I'm not the best cook, but how the FUCK did you screw up so badly.
Image 229584   01-29-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
947
 
 Teechur: Rad for plaid, albeit mixed.
 Matricii: He's prolly a support animal. His owner has minor foot pain and he helps with that.
 Not A Bot: That is a lot of butter.
 funny in the wall: @grizzly ham sandwich
 tib gubb: i wonder if it's good at math...
 grizzly: ratatouille
 ping: The hamster version of Pacific Rim.
 Yurishiro: Your pocket is full of shit btw.
 Warrax: I have a gerbil in my pocket, and he's happy to see you.
 wooden boy: Go for the eyes, Boo!
 ineedhepl: this is the human's control room
Image 229583   01-29-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
155
 
 Hokie333: Leonard Part 7: Beyond Thunderdome
 Matricii: Just no...
 Ulillillia: RUDY OOOO!
 grizzly: RU FI OOOO!
 grizzly: RU FI OOOO!
 PenguinBartender: "Have a little bubbly, and a puddin' pop, and when you are starting to feel sleepy, just let me know and we'll go take a nap!"
Image 229582   01-29-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
104
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Mmmmmm I dont know whats happening here but Im gonna go ahead and say no thanks.
Image 229581   01-29-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
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