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233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

232762  glenalec: Once I have chewed and swallowed it, no difference.

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1. zrj235
2. Robespierre
3. Teechur
4. Felicity
5. glenalec
6. VeeKay
7. Mr. Shine
8. Ulillillia
9. Yurishiro
10. carpwoman



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Scoo uploaded 232798 (1348 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 19217 points
 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 AlexDeLarge: What are you kids laughing at? And if you say "Jimmy Fallon", I'll know you're lying.
 itskando: This is meh.
 Sadbot: @SimonSaysGarfunkel I nearly gave Tina Fey a pass because whenever I caught Weekend Update his black hole of no comedic talent sucked up all her light. Glad someone got me to watch 30 Rock.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im voting bad cause I hate Fallon. However that says hes good. But hes bad so...
 Ulillillia: Weekend Update sucks
Image 229478   01-28-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
222
 
 BavidDowie: This is exactly how my dad writes. And wraps gifts. Holy crap, is this from my parents' house???
 Felicity: This way the label still works even if he gets divorced and remarried between now and Christmas
 a robot: I hate Christmas.
 Diogenes: "I bought this at the human store. I was assured it was popular with the wives of humans. My wife. I am human. Yes."
 Ulillillia: Mah wyfe
 Scoo: Hahaha! Dehumanizing is funny!
Image 229477   01-28-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
225
 
 Sadbot: @Diogenes Maybe for mulled wine? Do you even go a' caroling or wassailing bro?
 Diogenes: Thank God, I've been trying to find a way to keep an entire bottle of wine piping hot for twelve hours.
Image 229476   01-28-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
480
 
 Not A Bot: By the way - I hope all of you posting your A-G selfies are including your name in your image for believability...
 Diogenes: "Thirsty partner? Try Moriarty's. Coldest drinks in the Capital Wasteland."
 barfolomew: Vizsla! How'd you ever get it to hold still long enough to take this picture?
Image 229475   01-28-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
138
 
 El hefe: It's almost the time of year for wardrobe malfunctions
 Diogenes: Somewhere Aleister Crowley is smiling. And chanting. A lot.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Not the side boob we voted for...
Image 229474   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
224
 
 Not A Bot: Insanity later
 Robespierre: Dude ... the HOA is carping about your forest primeval...
 Diogenes: So I haven't mowed in a while. Big deal. At least it gives the dinosaurs some shade. Okay, I admit, I haven't been setting the dinosaur traps either. Big deal. At least it gives the giant apes something to eat. ... okay, I admit, I haven't been closing the fence that keeps out the giant apes. But at least it gives... you know what, I'm just gonna stop here.
Image 229473   01-28-18   Uploaded by    courtney
Image 229472 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by twitter. You have brought shame on us, twitter.
Score:
339
 
 a robot: Bad bad bad bad bad so bad
 Diogenes: Wow, Satan really upped his game since he went to medical school and got his life back together.
Image 229471   01-28-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
189
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Mans face in big boys belly. Pressure cook some drugs. Living in high society. Got it.
Image 229470   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
394
 
 tib gubb: how pleasant.
Image 229469   01-28-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
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