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272577  Peter Pantsless: "I'm helping!"

272578  Mr. Butt: Hahaha, this kicks ass.

272574  Not A Bot: Is this funny or informative? I can't tell.

272577  BavidDowie: Becoming vegan is ruff

272539  Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272554  Sadbot: @tib gubb Always happy to be speaking through a rat mascot suit into impressionable ears, a dark, dancing cartoon to guide you along the left hand path

272549  Air Biscuit: Is this where paradise used to be?


272573  tib gubb: it's great once you toughen up the ol' bunghole

272576  tib gubb: still think weed is harmless?

272532  tib gubb: great for lending in legal situations

272457  LurkedMoar: Actually nice

272566  BavidDowie: If our govt really respected their courage, they'd be a lot more fucking careful about starting unending wars

272564  Teechur: mlamb

272574  BavidDowie: I've decided I'm ok with this

272558  Air Biscuit: Try reversing the positive and negative ends.

272568  Air Biscuit: Defense from frivolous personal injury lawsuit attorney.

272395  Theimposter: How dare you assume I use my hands?

272403  Theimposter: Dude... you stretched out my horse again.

272405  Theimposter: I was... playing Perfect Dark I think. With my brother and his roomie. Good memories.

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

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confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
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 5. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 6. grizzly: 2609 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2309 points
 8. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
 9. westerner: 1928 points
10. brutal: 1865 points
11. youshall: 1789 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
14. JollyWell: 1585 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1500 points
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 Korrok: Where did this come from....
 Rent A Dog: Canine schadenfreude.
 Bagels: You should be more careful when washing your dogs. You shrank one.
 barfolomew: Dude, you... your... I think your dog is melting, dude.
 Ulillillia: Yip yip yip yip yip, uh huh, uh huh
 flying sheep: Lets tame these wolves! They're health and smart, what could ever go wrong?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Thats just unfortunate.
Image 229464   01-28-18   Uploaded by    frankie
 burritos: Hm. 8,352km; that's 5,189 in old money.
 carpwoman: Or 1,256,984 out of 2,513,968.
 UltraBeverly: My whole family has been within 30 miles since the 1880s. Freaks.
 Not A Bot: Oggy wouldn't be a bad nickname though.
 FabricMan: The hospital where I was born was knocked down. I think there's a school there now.
 UltraBeverly: My whole family has been within 30 miles since the 1880s. Freaks.
 Bad Dad: @VeeKay - I live and work within sight of the hospital in which I was born. But 100km from the place I lived from 3-days-old to age 19.
 space: Cool story bruh. I live 10340.04 kilometers from where I was born.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Frank Zappa - Society Pages
 original og: Can we reduce that fraction, please?
Image 229463   01-28-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
 Sauce Packets: @VeeKay Retirement party photos can be somewhat depressing.
 franktank: Oddly, this is probably pretty much how he's going to look in 50 years.
Image 229462   01-28-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
 booger: Colol as fud
 mrd0t: They had better be fleece lined.
 Ulillillia: If they're cold, you're doing it wrong
Image 229461   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 redpeepee: One of them looks like the wrestler, Mr. Ken Anderson
 Mr. Shine: "These are Skittles, Terry! Do you even understand what we're trying to do here?! Clean out your desk."
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: And youre name is?
 Baby Jesus: mom's spaghetti?
 Peter Pantsless: Aw, man, they ALL stood up!
 Nope: All the other slim shadys are just imitating
Image 229460   01-28-18   Uploaded by    homeless
 UnknownSample: Damn kids.
 psyops: Bonus rads for taking advantage of he red car's colour.
Image 229459   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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Image 229458   01-28-18   Uploaded by    communist
 sodamachine: That's no owl. And there's no puzzycat either.
 Warrax: Chicken soup for the sailor's soul.
 Darmstadtium: Tired of having his motives questioned, this chicken decided to cross the sea in search for freedom
 Borb Prembus: @glenalec @Jabberwikket Thanks! Now I'm starving hungry for chicken pie.
 Jabberwikket: @glenalec, pot pie ?
 foreversmug: Life of Pie.
Image 229457   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
 rubix1924: @Felicity That's what spaniels do.
 hosehorse: That dog is judging us
Image 229456   01-28-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
 wolfpk: Avengers assemble!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: A rock
Image 229455   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
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