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268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

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 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
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 7. Shay: 1630 points
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 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. amputator: 1421 points
15. beyardo: 1415 points
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 bromide: The lettering and inking style says Jack Kirby, but the art isnt up to his standard
 UnknownSample: I got the need for the weed.
 Sadbot: Weed smoke is downright refreshing compared to cigar stank, I'm with this guy
 antipatterns: Usually the talking comes after
 zrj235: me too dude
 Black Jesus: (I think that disembodied hand on the right belongs to my boss - sure talks like him)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: If you think about it, folks should just call their smoke circles A Jeff Session. Thatll get his goat.
 WTF: He smoked the marijuana cigarette.
 Social Vegan: Welcome to Today's Las Vegas, bub.
Image 229446   01-28-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Chaplin: @zrj235 Normally in the animal kingdom sustained eye contact is a challenge. Maybe she wants to have a poo contest
 bad tony: @Side Boob - I imagine during-pooping was a probably a particularly dangerous time for early humans to be ambushed by predators.
 zrj235: she also has a paper towel that she guards. just a random scrap of paper on the floor. she won't let me pick it up. it's been there for weeks. just to put it in perspective.
 zrj235: my cat guards me when i poop. it's annoying sorta. because she won't break eye contact. then i learned that she was doing so out of loyalty. it doesn't make it any less annoying.
 Side Boob: Keeping you safe!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: just making sure youre doing okay friend.
Image 229445   01-28-18   Uploaded by    toaster
 RimLickinGood: Ninja Massage!
 Hokie333: I'm crwushing your head! crush-crush!
 Amy Housewine: Git 'im!
 Shay: Nancy? Is that you?
Image 229444   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Mr Bleak: @Nope It's giving you a hard time?
 Spazstatic: I think that ones gone bad.
 a robot: Can I just get the booze without the added judgemental bottle genie please?
 zrj235: @Nope there are lots of jokes here, but I can't interpret them because no one put text on this picture.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Drinking usually leads to booty vapors.
 Nope: There is a erectile dysfunction joke here somewhere but its just not popping up.
Image 229443   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 MylesX: Protein pudding sounds like a euphemism
 Hokie333: Nothing sets the bar quite like the phrase 'Functional Food'. "welp, it beats starving."
 Not A Bot: biting the hand that feeds you
 minigoat: I sorta like/ love most things made frome the "It's Bearable" brand. Im so/so about their logo..."you could try it"
 Amy Housewine: Protin Pudding.
 agentpaint: Barebells is my female-alter-ego's stripper name.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Good thing they didnt change an e to an a then.
 sad face: Proper editing is a lost art.
 Nope: The extra E is for energy
Image 229442   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 zrj235: why does this picture make the invader zim theme song pop into my head?
 Warrax: Hey good lookin'
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Keepers Creepers, whered ya get them peepers?
 xylophone: Winkin', blinkin' ... and odd.
Image 229441   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 zrj235: to tell if a pie is done just stick your finger in it.
 minigoat: No offense to carts
 minigoat: Ha thats *charts
 minigoat: Yeah, carts are cool...but pie Is GREAT. (thats but spelled with one 't' spank you very much)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The pumpkin has turned.
 Ihminen: geez grandma i'll get to it no need to pressure me
Image 229440   01-28-18   Uploaded by    communist
 zrj235: @Shay that place looks like they have good food.
 Shay: You haven't lived until you eat at a Mexican diner.
Image 229439   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 zrj235: @minigoat You could. Should you? Depends on the children. And the clothes pins. Really it goes on a case-by-case basis.
 minigoat: You couldnt do that with todays clothes pins...or children
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: 1950s smart phone.
 hajjpodge: Literally hung out to dry.
Image 229438   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Jabberwikket: YOU ARE GROOT
 Mumbo Dingus: CARR...MODE
 zrj235: I AM COMMENT
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Then fucking drive, car!
 Nope: No car, you are friend.
Image 229437   01-28-18   Uploaded by    realjon
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