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268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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Score:
475
 
 zrj235: why does this picture make the invader zim theme song pop into my head?
 Warrax: Hey good lookin'
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Keepers Creepers, whered ya get them peepers?
 xylophone: Winkin', blinkin' ... and odd.
Image 229441   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
423
 
 zrj235: to tell if a pie is done just stick your finger in it.
 minigoat: No offense to carts
 minigoat: Ha thats *charts
 minigoat: Yeah, carts are cool...but pie Is GREAT. (thats but spelled with one 't' spank you very much)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The pumpkin has turned.
 Ihminen: geez grandma i'll get to it no need to pressure me
Image 229440   01-28-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
303
 
 zrj235: @Shay that place looks like they have good food.
 Shay: You haven't lived until you eat at a Mexican diner.
Image 229439   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
546
 
 zrj235: @minigoat You could. Should you? Depends on the children. And the clothes pins. Really it goes on a case-by-case basis.
 minigoat: You couldnt do that with todays clothes pins...or children
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: 1950s smart phone.
 hajjpodge: Literally hung out to dry.
Image 229438   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
510
 
 Jabberwikket: YOU ARE GROOT
 Mumbo Dingus: CARR...MODE
 zrj235: I AM COMMENT
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Then fucking drive, car!
 Nope: No car, you are friend.
Image 229437   01-28-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
409
 
 wordjones: I like the El Camino
 zrj235: fuckin right DOOFNAC. i love DOOFNAC. it is so XEMI. its my favorite thing from THINGS.
 Mr. Pepper: #229415
 Ihminen: i solved the name now can i get some of that mexican doof?
Image 229436   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
590
 
 zrj235: can jesus tape match heads to a metal fork and microwave it? because i can. balls in your court, jesus.
 robford: @Skinr I'm more curious about Jesus in a can myself.
 Skinr: This is the laziest omnipotence paradox ever; he's inherently limited by how hot the microwave oven can get, so it's a question of the microwave's power and not his.
 Himesama: Yes to the first one and no to the second one.
Image 229435   01-28-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
424
 
 VeeKay: If at first you don't succeed, die and die again.
 zrj235: @tib gubb @Robespierre Well, I know that I sure am. I'm still alive and it surprises the shit out of me and everyone I know. also the correct answer is "E" *farts loudly and falls down stairs*
 hajjpodge: Victory is life.
 titular role: @tib gubb All drunks are mystics.
 tib gubb: "trying ain't living" - some drunk guy i met one time
Image 229434   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
896
 
 tib gubb: call me fat, huh? this'll show ya.
 trelyate: if you fits, you ships
 zrj235: let me just hold this end of the lid down so u can get out easier.
 zrj235: u okay?
 zrj235: damn dude
 square44: For the love of God, Montresor!
 suckit: Crunch time, amigo.
 karmakat: you STAY in there!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Shhh, shhh, shhhhh. Go to sleep, go to sleep.
 Ihminen: "If I fits I sit-OH FUCK YOU JIM"
Image 229433   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
618
 
 Bluetocracy: who just found themselves? That's right, you did!
 karmakat: can we keep him? he followed me home.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Goldens are completely incapable of doing anything not cute while looking completely innocent.
 Nope: Who is the littlest bestest member of the hunt club!?!
Image 229432   01-28-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
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