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268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black lodge...with...dog...Cooper

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

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5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg



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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)
mark64 uploaded 268339 (686 points)
CompletelyJoking uploaded 268387 (682 points)


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 5. Zaxxoff: 1776 points
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 7. VeeKay: 1769 points
 8. Shay: 1658 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. frenk: 1499 points
12. beyardo: 1452 points
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14. poetrysucks: 1440 points
15. Sydney: 1356 points
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Score:
423
 
 zrj235: to tell if a pie is done just stick your finger in it.
 minigoat: No offense to carts
 minigoat: Ha thats *charts
 minigoat: Yeah, carts are cool...but pie Is GREAT. (thats but spelled with one 't' spank you very much)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The pumpkin has turned.
 Ihminen: geez grandma i'll get to it no need to pressure me
Image 229440   01-28-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
303
 
 zrj235: @Shay that place looks like they have good food.
 Shay: You haven't lived until you eat at a Mexican diner.
Image 229439   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
546
 
 zrj235: @minigoat You could. Should you? Depends on the children. And the clothes pins. Really it goes on a case-by-case basis.
 minigoat: You couldnt do that with todays clothes pins...or children
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: 1950s smart phone.
 hajjpodge: Literally hung out to dry.
Image 229438   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
510
 
 Jabberwikket: YOU ARE GROOT
 Mumbo Dingus: CARR...MODE
 zrj235: I AM COMMENT
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Then fucking drive, car!
 Nope: No car, you are friend.
Image 229437   01-28-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
409
 
 wordjones: I like the El Camino
 zrj235: fuckin right DOOFNAC. i love DOOFNAC. it is so XEMI. its my favorite thing from THINGS.
 Mr. Pepper: #229415
 Ihminen: i solved the name now can i get some of that mexican doof?
Image 229436   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
590
 
 zrj235: can jesus tape match heads to a metal fork and microwave it? because i can. balls in your court, jesus.
 robford: @Skinr I'm more curious about Jesus in a can myself.
 Skinr: This is the laziest omnipotence paradox ever; he's inherently limited by how hot the microwave oven can get, so it's a question of the microwave's power and not his.
 Himesama: Yes to the first one and no to the second one.
Image 229435   01-28-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
424
 
 VeeKay: If at first you don't succeed, die and die again.
 zrj235: @tib gubb @Robespierre Well, I know that I sure am. I'm still alive and it surprises the shit out of me and everyone I know. also the correct answer is "E" *farts loudly and falls down stairs*
 hajjpodge: Victory is life.
 titular role: @tib gubb All drunks are mystics.
 tib gubb: "trying ain't living" - some drunk guy i met one time
Image 229434   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
896
 
 tib gubb: call me fat, huh? this'll show ya.
 trelyate: if you fits, you ships
 zrj235: let me just hold this end of the lid down so u can get out easier.
 zrj235: u okay?
 zrj235: damn dude
 square44: For the love of God, Montresor!
 suckit: Crunch time, amigo.
 karmakat: you STAY in there!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Shhh, shhh, shhhhh. Go to sleep, go to sleep.
 Ihminen: "If I fits I sit-OH FUCK YOU JIM"
Image 229433   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
618
 
 Bluetocracy: who just found themselves? That's right, you did!
 karmakat: can we keep him? he followed me home.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Goldens are completely incapable of doing anything not cute while looking completely innocent.
 Nope: Who is the littlest bestest member of the hunt club!?!
Image 229432   01-28-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
581
 
 VeeKay: Mr. Biteypants.
 Psymon: must be an American squirrel
 tib gubb: i wonder if it does the truffle shuffle
 Shay: He ate Jessica's Family.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Careful little buddy you may make some hawk a very satisfied customer someday.
Image 229431   01-28-18   Uploaded by    sparename
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