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233223  GoGo Robotto: You reap what you saw, Mr. Cosby...

233208  carpwoman: Jeff Sessions with more hair.

233217  carpwoman: Photoshopped.

233229  ignatz: (withdrawn)

233222  Hyphae: Green and friendly!? Where is the purple and friendly?

233231  ignatz: Dyou think I've blown my chances of winning?

233194  mexican: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

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2. Robespierre
3. Teechur
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6. Mr. Shine
7. Felicity
8. Ulillillia
9. carpwoman
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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."



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Scoo uploaded 232798 (1348 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
581
 
 VeeKay: Mr. Biteypants.
 Psymon: must be an American squirrel
 tib gubb: i wonder if it does the truffle shuffle
 Shay: He ate Jessica's Family.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Careful little buddy you may make some hawk a very satisfied customer someday.
Image 229431   01-28-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
380
 
 well duh: They'll get a very stern talking to, but nothing that will make them cry.
 Not A Bot: still driveable.
 Scoo: The Hunt Club was a sketchy strip club just outside of town when I was in college
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Oh, hey never mind guys. According to this sign were fine. Bust out the ghetto blaster and that Run DMC.
 WTF: This is fine.
Image 229430   01-28-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
337
 
 effzeeceekay: rad for this @Shay
 VeeKay: Great! A new suicide plug!
 glenalec: Ooh! An AV converter I don't have yet. I better order a few.
 Shay: Looks like the A/V connector for my old SNES.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: For when when you cant find a fork but still want to taste the outlet.
Image 229429   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
480
 
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 Shay: If we're talking about Jessica Rabbit, I could sure go for some rabbit stew.
 tib gubb: MAUDE, FETCH MY BIB
 Nope: *puts down ribs* Way ahead of you.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Warrax well to be honest, it doesnt exactly explain or infer a specific meaning with the word eat, so its only natural to feel uneasy.
 Warrax: Oh good. Before scrolling down, I thought this was going somewhere dirty.
Image 229428   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Diogenes
Score:
559
 
 Mr. Whiskers: ...using redneck dreame spelling
 Prostata: could have at least run those panties through the laundry first. ick.
 WTF: You could catch more than dreams with that.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: This is so gross its amazing. RAD
Image 229427   01-28-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
562
 
 Felicity: Erle Stanley Gardner, writing as A.A. Fair
 kornisjon: You got that right!
Image 229426   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
62
 
 Hokie333: Dude, you need to clean your camera lens-- ohhhhhhh....
 Spazstatic: This is what it really looks like when you use a Pay and Spray in GTA
 Robespierre: Snazzy.
Image 229425   01-28-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
794
 
 Mr. Shine: @Himesama I have a 12yo son and a beagle, so yeah I get that.
 Robespierre: @Himesama Solution: #229438
 Himesama: @Mr. Shine Thanks all three always smell questionable!
 Mr. Shine: @Himesama Congratulations on all three!
 Himesama: This is my new puppy Reinhardt oh and also my less new sons.
Image 229424   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
409
 
 glenalec: If you park here, your asshole-level gets maximum bonus.
 Side Boob: Lt. Dan! Ice Cream!
 UltraBeverly: Slow for the cone zone
 Robespierre: WARNING: Slippery When Soft Serve
Image 229423   01-28-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
530
 
 Aufziehvogel: I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it you like to:
 tib gubb: you can tell which switch was once mistakenly tripped and caused a messy fuckup
 Hokie333: When Dad catches someone messing with the thermostat. #228684
 Warrax: Challenge accepted.
 Robespierre: Nature's way of saying Do Not Touch.
Image 229422   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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