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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. Air Biscuit
5. Not A Bot
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7. sparename
8. Mr Bleak
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob



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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!



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WannaBee uploaded 262644 (755 points)
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aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)
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 7. WannaBee: 1757 points
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10. The Turks: 1585 points
11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
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 petunias: Erle Stanley Gardner, writing as A.A. Fair
 kornisjon: You got that right!
Image 229426   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
62
 
 Hokie333: Dude, you need to clean your camera lens-- ohhhhhhh....
 Spazstatic: This is what it really looks like when you use a Pay and Spray in GTA
 KEKOEKEOEK: Snazzy.
Image 229425   01-28-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
794
 
 Mr. Shine: @Himesama I have a 12yo son and a beagle, so yeah I get that.
 PornoPedler: @Himesama Solution: #229438
 Himesama: @Mr. Shine Thanks all three always smell questionable!
 Mr. Shine: @Himesama Congratulations on all three!
 Himesama: This is my new puppy Reinhardt oh and also my less new sons.
Image 229424   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
409
 
 zoe: If you park here, your asshole-level gets maximum bonus.
 Side Boob: Lt. Dan! Ice Cream!
 UltraBeverly: Slow for the cone zone
 RogueLeader: WARNING: Slippery When Soft Serve
Image 229423   01-28-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
530
 
 Aufziehvogel: I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it you like to:
 tib gubb: you can tell which switch was once mistakenly tripped and caused a messy fuckup
 Hokie333: When Dad catches someone messing with the thermostat. #228684
 Warrax: Challenge accepted.
 Troll: Nature's way of saying Do Not Touch.
Image 229422   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
583
 
 Shay: JANE!!! STOP THIS DOOTING THING!!!!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Is this a blooper scene from AquaTeen or Tom Goes To The Mayor?
Image 229421   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
411
 
 catsanddogs: @Amy Housewine - or someone desperately trying to crawl out of a wood-pulping machine as it drags them in. (Happy thoughts!)
 VeeKay: Ha ha ha! Unlit cyclist! Free murder! Perfectly legal.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre hell of a way to earn a life insurance check I reckon
 my wheelhouse: @SimonSaysGarfunkel You can always identify elitist cyclists. They ride track bikes with no brakes in traffic.
 Mr. Shine: "I'm still gonna write that ticket." -unamused policeman.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Ulillillilia @2Berries You ever see Portlandia where Fred is blowing his whistle at everyone for not giving him the right of every way?
 Amy Housewine: That doesn't show someone riding a bike, it shows someone using both hands and arse to roll barrels.
 Ulillillia: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Darn hoity toity eltists with their bicycles
 Shay: I think people who ride their bikes at night are suicidal.
 2Berries: @SimonSaysGarfunkel damn safety elitists
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im torn. Rad for safety, Bad for elitist.
Image 229420   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
835
 
 Mad Collager: I have to wear this as punishment for knocking down the Christmas tree.
 The Dog Dies: Light 'im up!
Image 229419   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
525
 
 joxxuh: Hey, theres my name :-)
 piranharama: So your battery is all nice and charged, stop waving it in our faces.
 turtled: And this is why I run an add-blocker (on every site): I don't actually need to block legit ads - my visual cortex already does that itself.
 tib gubb: neat! *click*
 Nope: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Hey, dont sell that person short, it takes energy to type and come up with witty comments. Granted not a lot of energy but still.
 Spazstatic: I've been getting these too, both here and on another site. It also says Washington. I'm in Texas.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Nope Sometimes a person needs a daily challenge that requires zero energy. Can you really blame a person?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre you know when youre at the grocery store and the misters go off on the vegetables? Its like that, except for the last two days there was snow.
 Nope: Low key uploading your 3rd spot on top commenters huh... I get it
 Mr. Shine: I had a few virus pop-ups/page hijack attempts on mobile a few weeks ago, here on the Friendly Spaceship. I reported it via the email address, and somebody said they would fix it.
 frankie: Click OK to get bitten on the bum. How's the weather up there in Warshington, @SimonSaysGarfunkel?
Image 229418   01-28-18   Uploaded by    SimonSaysGarfunkel
Score:
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 abrahamx: A Columbia/Tristar/Shell Beach Production
 carpwoman: Composite image.
 Wumph Morms: WGIYV
Image 229417   01-28-18   Uploaded by    topcity
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