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249630  charlemagne: that is a lead collar though

249639  Air Biscuit: Futuristic zero-g sportsball goal?

249640  Air Biscuit: Time to hang em high dry

249591  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249638  Otterman: Don't judge us

249582  grizzly: How did he fuck up so much?

249636  Mr. Butt: @WTF Holy fuck, what's up with the tennis shoe collecting? I thought I was the only one who noticed that...

249608  WannaBee: He wants to find Nibbler.

249636  Passive: Can't imagine why the artist is single....

249633  Greek Fire: In nomine felis

249640  WTF: I thought they were designed to take one out of every three quarters.

249635  WTF: @VeeKay "Not so Fast, 3/4 Furious"

249636  WTF: Watching some of the people I work with, married life with no kids is go out to eat every night and buy multiple pairs of fancy tennis shoes.

249636  Side Boob: I guess three out of 4 isn't bad?

249479  Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020

249609  antipatterns: Those are great charging cables

249619  antipatterns: I think it's just bad lighting here guys c'mon now

249625  antipatterns: I bet that place has some damn good deals though

249635  Felicity: Hey Giorgy

249635  Teechur: Mr. and Mrs. Ballast out for a drive.

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis



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583
 
 Shay: JANE!!! STOP THIS DOOTING THING!!!!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Is this a blooper scene from AquaTeen or Tom Goes To The Mayor?
Image 229421   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
411
 
 catsanddogs: @Amy Housewine - or someone desperately trying to crawl out of a wood-pulping machine as it drags them in. (Happy thoughts!)
 VeeKay: Ha ha ha! Unlit cyclist! Free murder! Perfectly legal.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre hell of a way to earn a life insurance check I reckon
 my wheelhouse: @SimonSaysGarfunkel You can always identify elitist cyclists. They ride track bikes with no brakes in traffic.
 Mr. Shine: "I'm still gonna write that ticket." -unamused policeman.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Ulillillilia @2Berries You ever see Portlandia where Fred is blowing his whistle at everyone for not giving him the right of every way?
 Amy Housewine: That doesn't show someone riding a bike, it shows someone using both hands and arse to roll barrels.
 Ulillillia: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Darn hoity toity eltists with their bicycles
 Shay: I think people who ride their bikes at night are suicidal.
 2Berries: @SimonSaysGarfunkel damn safety elitists
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im torn. Rad for safety, Bad for elitist.
Image 229420   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
835
 
 Mad Collager: I have to wear this as punishment for knocking down the Christmas tree.
 The Dog Dies: Light 'im up!
Image 229419   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
525
 
 joxxuh: Hey, theres my name :-)
 piranharama: So your battery is all nice and charged, stop waving it in our faces.
 turtled: And this is why I run an add-blocker (on every site): I don't actually need to block legit ads - my visual cortex already does that itself.
 tib gubb: neat! *click*
 Nope: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Hey, dont sell that person short, it takes energy to type and come up with witty comments. Granted not a lot of energy but still.
 Spazstatic: I've been getting these too, both here and on another site. It also says Washington. I'm in Texas.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Nope Sometimes a person needs a daily challenge that requires zero energy. Can you really blame a person?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre you know when youre at the grocery store and the misters go off on the vegetables? Its like that, except for the last two days there was snow.
 Nope: Low key uploading your 3rd spot on top commenters huh... I get it
 Mr. Shine: I had a few virus pop-ups/page hijack attempts on mobile a few weeks ago, here on the Friendly Spaceship. I reported it via the email address, and somebody said they would fix it.
 frankie: Click OK to get bitten on the bum. How's the weather up there in Warshington, @SimonSaysGarfunkel?
Image 229418   01-28-18   Uploaded by    SimonSaysGarfunkel
Score:
451
 
 abrahamx: A Columbia/Tristar/Shell Beach Production
 carpwoman: Composite image.
 ignatz: WGIYV
Image 229417   01-28-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
702
 
 Mac: Calling Trump a piece of shit doesnt hurt my feelings. Its quite possibly true. Yet, I would categorize the characterization of the President of The United States as a pile of shit to be politically hostile. Just because you may agree doesnt give it a pass.
 redpeepee: Apologetic Chet from /Weird Science/
 Mad Collager: Trump just got religion. See? He's speaking liturdically!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre that was gold
 EndlessVanity: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Check out Dowd on Melania in today's NYT.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The only hostile thing here is that this assumes even flies want to be around 45 which we all know is DEFINITELY fake news
 Mr. Shine: @Mac Oh my sweet summer child.
 trumpet: I'd say someone got their feelings hurt, but there's nothing hostile about the truth.
 DrinkMixMan: Subtle
 Ulillillia: Ronald Dump
 Mac: friendly spaceship is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize.
 sparename: Not a Trump, so this must be Donald Follow-Through
Image 229416   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
302
 
 VeeKay: U wot m8
 UltraBeverly: Best gay bathhouse in Hackberry!
 Shay: Bowels no move; tepee full of shit.
 genius: @SimonSaysGarfunkel It's the one spot on Earth where the three meet in reasonable harmony.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre Im always freaked out and yet intrigued by Truth or Consequences. Cant ever tell if its a town for Matrix fans, desert hippies, or psychoactive cults.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: It's my second-favourite NM establishment name, second only to the late-but-great "Doofnac Xemi" in Tucumcari (Tonight).
 Dr Awkward: The Land of Enchantment!
Image 229415   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
295
 
 VeeKay: Apparently this is from a Belgian fire service training video - a joke.
 tib gubb: today, on "spot the new guy"
 Dr Awkward: Ever see a locomotive do a bunny hop? Me neither
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Driving that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones is a loser cause hes going to jail.
 Ulillillia: This derails the train
Image 229414   01-28-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
312
 
 VeeKay: Good old Mr Dead guy on the train.
 Frank herbert: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - Ironically, this guy is presently dreaming he is in public with all his clothes on.
 WTF: You had me with your underarm Zima.
 BaconCake: @fanny Oh, I realized that; hence the capitalization.
 fanny: @Robespierre lol yes, but i was talking about that dirtbag from Jersey Shore Situation
 Mr. Shine: I take it the date didn't go well.
 Sauce Packets: @fanny Some sorta Situation, anyway.
 fanny: is that The Situation?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Ive had this dream before.
 barfolomew: And they say romance is dead.
Image 229413   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
927
 
 tib gubb: that's what you call marriage material
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob cuz bewbs
 140bpm: She looks like she might have pulled that sign out of some anime dimensional space pocket
 VeeKay: I wouldn't fight her.
 Korrok: I'm a rebel. That's why I give huge wads of my money to big faceless multicorps who - demonstrably - don't care if I die horribly!
 WTF: Cancer Collection Area
 Warrax: Checkmate, pigs.
 Side Boob: I find everything about this oddly exciting.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: This I wholeheartedly endorse.
 barfolomew: Addiction is hilarious, especially when it interferes with daily life!
Image 229412   01-28-18   Uploaded by    fatman
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