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263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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 Shay: JANE!!! STOP THIS DOOTING THING!!!!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Is this a blooper scene from AquaTeen or Tom Goes To The Mayor?
Image 229421   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
411
 
 catsanddogs: @Amy Housewine - or someone desperately trying to crawl out of a wood-pulping machine as it drags them in. (Happy thoughts!)
 VeeKay: Ha ha ha! Unlit cyclist! Free murder! Perfectly legal.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre hell of a way to earn a life insurance check I reckon
 my wheelhouse: @SimonSaysGarfunkel You can always identify elitist cyclists. They ride track bikes with no brakes in traffic.
 Mr. Shine: "I'm still gonna write that ticket." -unamused policeman.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Ulillillilia @2Berries You ever see Portlandia where Fred is blowing his whistle at everyone for not giving him the right of every way?
 Amy Housewine: That doesn't show someone riding a bike, it shows someone using both hands and arse to roll barrels.
 Ulillillia: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Darn hoity toity eltists with their bicycles
 Shay: I think people who ride their bikes at night are suicidal.
 2Berries: @SimonSaysGarfunkel damn safety elitists
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im torn. Rad for safety, Bad for elitist.
Image 229420   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
835
 
 Mad Collager: I have to wear this as punishment for knocking down the Christmas tree.
 The Dog Dies: Light 'im up!
Image 229419   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
525
 
 joxxuh: Hey, theres my name :-)
 piranharama: So your battery is all nice and charged, stop waving it in our faces.
 turtled: And this is why I run an add-blocker (on every site): I don't actually need to block legit ads - my visual cortex already does that itself.
 tib gubb: neat! *click*
 Nope: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Hey, dont sell that person short, it takes energy to type and come up with witty comments. Granted not a lot of energy but still.
 Spazstatic: I've been getting these too, both here and on another site. It also says Washington. I'm in Texas.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Nope Sometimes a person needs a daily challenge that requires zero energy. Can you really blame a person?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre you know when youre at the grocery store and the misters go off on the vegetables? Its like that, except for the last two days there was snow.
 Nope: Low key uploading your 3rd spot on top commenters huh... I get it
 Mr. Shine: I had a few virus pop-ups/page hijack attempts on mobile a few weeks ago, here on the Friendly Spaceship. I reported it via the email address, and somebody said they would fix it.
 frankie: Click OK to get bitten on the bum. How's the weather up there in Warshington, @SimonSaysGarfunkel?
Image 229418   01-28-18   Uploaded by    SimonSaysGarfunkel
Score:
451
 
 abrahamx: A Columbia/Tristar/Shell Beach Production
 carpwoman: Composite image.
 Wumph Morms: WGIYV
Image 229417   01-28-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
702
 
 Mac: Calling Trump a piece of shit doesnt hurt my feelings. Its quite possibly true. Yet, I would categorize the characterization of the President of The United States as a pile of shit to be politically hostile. Just because you may agree doesnt give it a pass.
 redpeepee: Apologetic Chet from /Weird Science/
 Mad Collager: Trump just got religion. See? He's speaking liturdically!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre that was gold
 EndlessVanity: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Check out Dowd on Melania in today's NYT.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The only hostile thing here is that this assumes even flies want to be around 45 which we all know is DEFINITELY fake news
 Mr. Shine: @Mac Oh my sweet summer child.
 trumpet: I'd say someone got their feelings hurt, but there's nothing hostile about the truth.
 DrinkMixMan: Subtle
 Ulillillia: Ronald Dump
 Mac: friendly spaceship is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize.
 sparename: Not a Trump, so this must be Donald Follow-Through
Image 229416   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
302
 
 VeeKay: U wot m8
 UltraBeverly: Best gay bathhouse in Hackberry!
 Shay: Bowels no move; tepee full of shit.
 genius: @SimonSaysGarfunkel It's the one spot on Earth where the three meet in reasonable harmony.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Robespierre Im always freaked out and yet intrigued by Truth or Consequences. Cant ever tell if its a town for Matrix fans, desert hippies, or psychoactive cults.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: It's my second-favourite NM establishment name, second only to the late-but-great "Doofnac Xemi" in Tucumcari (Tonight).
 Dr Awkward: The Land of Enchantment!
Image 229415   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
295
 
 VeeKay: Apparently this is from a Belgian fire service training video - a joke.
 tib gubb: today, on "spot the new guy"
 Dr Awkward: Ever see a locomotive do a bunny hop? Me neither
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Driving that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones is a loser cause hes going to jail.
 Ulillillia: This derails the train
Image 229414   01-28-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
312
 
 VeeKay: Good old Mr Dead guy on the train.
 Frank herbert: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - Ironically, this guy is presently dreaming he is in public with all his clothes on.
 WTF: You had me with your underarm Zima.
 BaconCake: @fanny Oh, I realized that; hence the capitalization.
 fanny: @Robespierre lol yes, but i was talking about that dirtbag from Jersey Shore Situation
 Mr. Shine: I take it the date didn't go well.
 Sauce Packets: @fanny Some sorta Situation, anyway.
 fanny: is that The Situation?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Ive had this dream before.
 barfolomew: And they say romance is dead.
Image 229413   01-28-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
927
 
 tib gubb: that's what you call marriage material
 Vault Dweller: @Side Boob cuz bewbs
 140bpm: She looks like she might have pulled that sign out of some anime dimensional space pocket
 VeeKay: I wouldn't fight her.
 Korrok: I'm a rebel. That's why I give huge wads of my money to big faceless multicorps who - demonstrably - don't care if I die horribly!
 WTF: Cancer Collection Area
 Warrax: Checkmate, pigs.
 Side Boob: I find everything about this oddly exciting.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: This I wholeheartedly endorse.
 barfolomew: Addiction is hilarious, especially when it interferes with daily life!
Image 229412   01-28-18   Uploaded by    fatman
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