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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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9. Passive
10. wolfpk

The top ten most commented-on images today:

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!


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10. Religion X: 1615 points
11. MikeWhiskey: 1559 points
12. a robot: 1447 points
13. hexxx: 1434 points
14. Mexico: 1434 points
15. HenryVIII: 1430 points
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 Ulillillia: Happy girlfriend, happy life.
Image 229332   01-27-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
 tib gubb: RUN AWAY
Image 229331   01-27-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
 poetrysucks: That dog looks like Howard Hesseman
Image 229330   01-27-18   Uploaded by    ani625
 tina: Something something longer than four hours...
 Mr. Shine: It's called phimosis and you need to see a urologist, the sooner the better.
 Yam: Ribbed for... flavour?
Image 229329   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 229328   01-27-18   Uploaded by    cishet
 BaconCake: ...Annnnnd jocularity ensued.
 tib gubb: shame it's not an action shot with the man and the eggs airborne
 tokyopig: oh hey there. Let me put down these eggs and steal your purse while you're in heels and can't run good. Gonna buy so many eggs with the money I make from selling this purse. [trips] Damnit, foiled by this sticker from an old Velvet underground album, if Warhol, Reed, or Nico was still alive I'd get such vengeance upon the lot of them but no they're all dead now.
 tea: Where LEggs pantyhose really come from
 whcvgre78: @Mr. Shine also, nearby, a cop who's just one day away from retirement.
 Coolguy: MIS HUEVOS!!!!
 Mr. Shine: @illBilliam Also, overhead, a piano being hoisted on a pulley.
 illBilliam: Not Pictured: Two guys carrying a long piece of plate glass, crossing this man's path.
 Shay: Hey baby, why don't you come to my place and I'll make you some eggs. So how do you like them: scrambled or fertilized?
 Diogenes: He didn't know how she did it. Frankly he didn't want to know. All that mattered was that the eggs were good and you couldn't tell the difference once they were cooked. ... still, you wouldn't catch him eating one.
 dangerkeith3000: Accident waiting to happen
Image 229327   01-27-18   Uploaded by    shark
 Hungy Dingus: "If worthy of death" = "Incapable of staying within the flags" then this is truer than OP thinks.
 Warrax: Sure. Why not?
 when so: Keepers of the Gate
 dangerkeith3000: Lifeguards? As judge, jury, *and* executioner? It's more likely than you think.
 WTF: That's why I call them Deathguards. Wake up sheeple!
 Not A Bot: Does this mean she killed somebody in prison? While exploring?
Image 229326   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Diogenes
 Darmstadtium: @FabricMan Pacman: The Beginning
 Mr. Shine: MY EYES!!!!
 FabricMan: Mercury?
Image 229325   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
 KyleisBobDole: Oh no it's a fieri breathing dragon!
 tokyopig: Roll saving throw vs food network references.
 shipotle: @Shay - The meal that delivers itself.
 Shay: Leftovers for dinner?
Image 229324   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 tokyopig: Peel Slowly and See... a Christmas tree! It all makes sense now.
 a robot: Why is there so much Christmas shit being posted lately?? Can we go just ONE MONTH out of the year without it PLEASE?
 Derp Herpigan: @Dr Awkward and yet the budget only allows for crocs?
 Warrax: Always rad for proper scientific measurement techniques.
 WTF: ...and an apple in a pine tree...
 Dr Awkward: Holy high ceilings, Batman.
Image 229323   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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