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249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

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249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
487
 
 Diogenes: Oh, sure, you plant a few appleseeds and everyone remembers your name, but you plant a bat-roost in every municipality and people turn the other way.
 Dr Awkward: Holy high ceilings, Batman.
 Mad Collager: The future White House!
 Whatever: Looks like Batman got religion
Image 229321   01-27-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
358
 
 claphands: No condiments? Meh.
 Diogenes: On the one hand, he was appreciative that McDonalds had paid for the replacement. But on the other hand (which the doctors still weren't certain could be saved) he was still kinda pissy about the whole "accidentally melting him" incident in the first place. It seemed to him that using radiation to power a fryer was just futuristic to the point of being gratuitous.
 mwoody: Burgertime reboot looking ill
 Jabberwikket: @a robot, I like this health plan. How do I sign up?
 a robot: I mean I don't have to kill ALL humans right away, not if you're offering tasty burgers first
Image 229320   01-27-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
418
 
 Warrax: sylvester this isnt weed
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bruh, why we fighting? You got food, I got food, lets just chill bruh. Yo, granny so doped up on them oxies, lets crank up some Antiques Roadshow and ride bruh!
 Shay: bread old purry scat
 Mad Collager: Ah, the love child of Squidward and Tweety Bird.
 Scoo: KEWWW MEEEE
 sparename: "Where did you get those hemp seeds, Granny?"
Image 229319   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
844
 
 tib gubb: I don't fits. please fix.
 Himesama: Aaayyyeeee
 Side Boob: Your offering pleases me, hooman.
 Scoo: Feels good, man
Image 229318   01-27-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
690
 
 Yurishiro: Mechachu.
 Mad Collager: 5 Nights at Pikachu's
 Spazstatic: Pikatron
Image 229317   01-27-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
320
 
 mwoody: Hrm... I wonder if anyone has ever taken a shot at an edible glue gun. Uh, the glue, not the gun. Although...
 Annoying Vegan : @bug Caramel shaped like glue gun sticks.
 bug: There's got to be a better way!
 sparename: For when there isn't enough salt in your M&Ms..
 Mr. Shine: Wha the fuh?
 Side Boob: What has science done?
Image 229316   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Diogenes
Score:
224
 
 raditzu: Would eat it.
 Winterneuro: Rocky mountain oyster soup?
 Yurishiro: *HYURK*
 Shay: Hard boiled eggs and green olives are Satan's ingredients.
 runny999: Went out honky-tonkin' jest a li'l too long.
 Mr. Shine: Vomit Simulator 2018
Image 229315   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
553
 
 tokyopig: Apparently merely existing counts as abuse. Humans have a really negative outlook on life.
 fridaynight: Remember - if you haven't been replaced by a robot at work, it is probably because they have more useful things to do with their robots.
 addend: LOL, "if".
 Shay: Haven't the Terminator movies taught you anything?
Image 229314   01-27-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
248
 
 Fiveninety: reverse image search = best guess for this image: table -- visually similar images: pictures of toilets and bathroom sinks.. that's what makes these PB "corner" computers so great
 betamax: Dual boot!
 tib gubb: we'll just put that in the "trying too hard" pile
 iCEy: Damndest hassock I ever did see, I'll tell you hwut - got'cha starin' into the corner with yer feet up, and that's no good fer nuthin' AT ALL.
 barfolomew: Packard Bell Corner Computer. It goes in the corner.
Image 229313   01-27-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
183
 
 Dorb: Top work, everyone. The only comment missing is "It's called FASHION! Look it up!"
 addend: Creepshot :(
 2Berries: Dat calf
 Hyphae: @Not A Bot in the foreground, one can barely see the arm of The Flash
 Mr. Shine: Sinead O'Connor still around?
 Not A Bot: i don't get it
 Grandmaster Fat: Bet'cha he's got spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle.
Image 229312   01-27-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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