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273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

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10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
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Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
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10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
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Score:
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 Diogenes: Oh, sure, you plant a few appleseeds and everyone remembers your name, but you plant a bat-roost in every municipality and people turn the other way.
 Dr Awkward: Holy high ceilings, Batman.
 Mad Collager: The future White House!
 Whatever: Looks like Batman got religion
Image 229321   01-27-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
358
 
 claphands: No condiments? Meh.
 Diogenes: On the one hand, he was appreciative that McDonalds had paid for the replacement. But on the other hand (which the doctors still weren't certain could be saved) he was still kinda pissy about the whole "accidentally melting him" incident in the first place. It seemed to him that using radiation to power a fryer was just futuristic to the point of being gratuitous.
 mwoody: Burgertime reboot looking ill
 Jabberwikket: @a robot, I like this health plan. How do I sign up?
 a robot: I mean I don't have to kill ALL humans right away, not if you're offering tasty burgers first
Image 229320   01-27-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
418
 
 Warrax: sylvester this isnt weed
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bruh, why we fighting? You got food, I got food, lets just chill bruh. Yo, granny so doped up on them oxies, lets crank up some Antiques Roadshow and ride bruh!
 Shay: bread old purry scat
 Mad Collager: Ah, the love child of Squidward and Tweety Bird.
 Scoo: KEWWW MEEEE
 sparename: "Where did you get those hemp seeds, Granny?"
Image 229319   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
844
 
 tib gubb: I don't fits. please fix.
 Himesama: Aaayyyeeee
 Side Boob: Your offering pleases me, hooman.
 Scoo: Feels good, man
Image 229318   01-27-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
690
 
 nclaw: Mechachu.
 Mad Collager: 5 Nights at Pikachu's
 Spazstatic: Pikatron
Image 229317   01-27-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
320
 
 mwoody: Hrm... I wonder if anyone has ever taken a shot at an edible glue gun. Uh, the glue, not the gun. Although...
 Annoying Vegan : @bug Caramel shaped like glue gun sticks.
 bug: There's got to be a better way!
 sparename: For when there isn't enough salt in your M&Ms..
 Mr. Shine: Wha the fuh?
 Side Boob: What has science done?
Image 229316   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Diogenes
Score:
224
 
 raditzu: Would eat it.
 Winterneuro: Rocky mountain oyster soup?
 melted plastic: *HYURK*
 Shay: Hard boiled eggs and green olives are Satan's ingredients.
 runny999: Went out honky-tonkin' jest a li'l too long.
 Mr. Shine: Vomit Simulator 2018
Image 229315   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
553
 
 tokyopig: Apparently merely existing counts as abuse. Humans have a really negative outlook on life.
 fridaynight: Remember - if you haven't been replaced by a robot at work, it is probably because they have more useful things to do with their robots.
 addend: LOL, "if".
 Shay: Haven't the Terminator movies taught you anything?
Image 229314   01-27-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
248
 
 Fiveninety: reverse image search = best guess for this image: table -- visually similar images: pictures of toilets and bathroom sinks.. that's what makes these PB "corner" computers so great
 betamax: Dual boot!
 tib gubb: we'll just put that in the "trying too hard" pile
 iCEy: Damndest hassock I ever did see, I'll tell you hwut - got'cha starin' into the corner with yer feet up, and that's no good fer nuthin' AT ALL.
 barfolomew: Packard Bell Corner Computer. It goes in the corner.
Image 229313   01-27-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
183
 
 Dorb: Top work, everyone. The only comment missing is "It's called FASHION! Look it up!"
 addend: Creepshot :(
 2Berries: Dat calf
 Hyphae: @Not A Bot in the foreground, one can barely see the arm of The Flash
 Mr. Shine: Sinead O'Connor still around?
 Not A Bot: i don't get it
 Grandmaster Fat: Bet'cha he's got spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle.
Image 229312   01-27-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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