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233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

232968  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

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Score:
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 Diogenes: Oh, sure, you plant a few appleseeds and everyone remembers your name, but you plant a bat-roost in every municipality and people turn the other way.
 Dr Awkward: Holy high ceilings, Batman.
 Mad Collager: The future White House!
 Whatever: Looks like Batman got religion
Image 229321   01-27-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
358
 
 Robespierre: No condiments? Meh.
 Diogenes: On the one hand, he was appreciative that McDonalds had paid for the replacement. But on the other hand (which the doctors still weren't certain could be saved) he was still kinda pissy about the whole "accidentally melting him" incident in the first place. It seemed to him that using radiation to power a fryer was just futuristic to the point of being gratuitous.
 mwoody: Burgertime reboot looking ill
 Jabberwikket: @a robot, I like this health plan. How do I sign up?
 a robot: I mean I don't have to kill ALL humans right away, not if you're offering tasty burgers first
Image 229320   01-27-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
418
 
 Warrax: sylvester this isnt weed
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bruh, why we fighting? You got food, I got food, lets just chill bruh. Yo, granny so doped up on them oxies, lets crank up some Antiques Roadshow and ride bruh!
 Shay: bread old purry scat
 Mad Collager: Ah, the love child of Squidward and Tweety Bird.
 Scoo: KEWWW MEEEE
 sparename: "Where did you get those hemp seeds, Granny?"
Image 229319   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
822
 
 tib gubb: I don't fits. please fix.
 Himesama: Aaayyyeeee
 Side Boob: Your offering pleases me, hooman.
 Scoo: Feels good, man
Image 229318   01-27-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
690
 
 Yurishiro: Mechachu.
 Mad Collager: 5 Nights at Pikachu's
 Spazstatic: Pikatron
Image 229317   01-27-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
320
 
 mwoody: Hrm... I wonder if anyone has ever taken a shot at an edible glue gun. Uh, the glue, not the gun. Although...
 Annoying Vegan : @bug Caramel shaped like glue gun sticks.
 bug: There's got to be a better way!
 sparename: For when there isn't enough salt in your M&Ms..
 Mr. Shine: Wha the fuh?
 Side Boob: What has science done?
Image 229316   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Diogenes
Score:
224
 
 raditzu: Would eat it.
 Winterneuro: Rocky mountain oyster soup?
 Yurishiro: *HYURK*
 Shay: Hard boiled eggs and green olives are Satan's ingredients.
 Robespierre: Went out honky-tonkin' jest a li'l too long.
 Mr. Shine: Vomit Simulator 2018
Image 229315   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
553
 
 tokyopig: Apparently merely existing counts as abuse. Humans have a really negative outlook on life.
 glenalec: Remember - if you haven't been replaced by a robot at work, it is probably because they have more useful things to do with their robots.
 addend: LOL, "if".
 Shay: Haven't the Terminator movies taught you anything?
Image 229314   01-27-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
248
 
 Fiveninety: reverse image search = best guess for this image: table -- visually similar images: pictures of toilets and bathroom sinks.. that's what makes these PB "corner" computers so great
 Felicity: Dual boot!
 tib gubb: we'll just put that in the "trying too hard" pile
 Robespierre: Damndest hassock I ever did see, I'll tell you hwut - got'cha starin' into the corner with yer feet up, and that's no good fer nuthin' AT ALL.
 barfolomew: Packard Bell Corner Computer. It goes in the corner.
Image 229313   01-27-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
183
 
 Robespierre: Top work, everyone. The only comment missing is "It's called FASHION! Look it up!"
 addend: Creepshot :(
 2Berries: Dat calf
 Hyphae: @Not A Bot in the foreground, one can barely see the arm of The Flash
 Mr. Shine: Sinead O'Connor still around?
 Not A Bot: i don't get it
 Robespierre: Bet'cha he's got spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle.
Image 229312   01-27-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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