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273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

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2. Not A Bot
3. addend
4. a robot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. ignatz
7. Teechur
8. Sadbot
9. Air Biscuit
10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.



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RogueLeader uploaded 273426 (977 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (925 points)
BoiledEggs uploaded 273447 (868 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (857 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (849 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273424 (846 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (799 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (790 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (758 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (737 points)
reagan uploaded 273276 (736 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (733 points)


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 3. Side Boob: 2783 points
 4. reagan: 2276 points
 5. Shay: 2187 points
 6. cran vodka: 2130 points
 7. Mexico: 1957 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
 9. norgu5: 1861 points
10. parrotsnest: 1814 points
11. BoiledEggs: 1727 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. Never AFK: 1632 points
14. skunkrocker: 1597 points
15. weirduncle: 1551 points
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Score:
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 kate2point0: @Whatever - why do you think the Romans executed him?
 Whatever: Well today He would be considered a liberal commie by rich conservatives anyway...
 John Blender: I did preliminary-pre-shoot research (aka checking the place out before they sent over a film crew) for the BBC on China's largest Christian Church while I was living in Shenyang. Their congregation is so large, they pretty much run Sunday mass 14 times a week.
Image 229292   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
596
 
 fisto: YOU ... got the power!
 Annoying Vegan : Everything about you is perfect.
 Diogenes: "No, it's clearly gastropup, check again. Well, that's on you if you thought you were getting food on a plate that you can eat, maybe learn to read a little better, hmm? Well I don't care, it's a stupid Group-On deal anyway, we don't make any money on them! Now good day sir, I must go help a dachshund into a bowl of chowder."
Image 229291   01-27-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
215
 
 bug: ...you missed a spot
 ThoughtlessGentleman: goot gott! this mans am yeti!!!!
 Diogenes: "Yeah, I used to chase Wolverine around, tried to murder him a bunch of times. But then I found Christ our Lord, got out of prison, met ol' Sharlene here... and she already had three kids, bless her heart. No, I think my days of wearing full-length spanx and a brilliant fur coat while battling mutants are looooong behind me."
Image 229290   01-27-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
368
 
 john dough: That guy looks like he measures his lines of cocaine in tvs.
 waynelord: If Dom Irrera and Robin Williams somehow merged
 flying sheep: Holy frijole!
Image 229289   01-27-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
864
 
 Prostata: Dragon spews donkey sauce. Roll to save vs sickness or 3D6 damage
 barfolomew: Uh... jinx. Sorry.
 Not A Bot: It could be worse... She could be dressing it up for a pageant...
 Mr. Shine: I'd play it.
 Diogenes: "Your spell of Mozzarella Missile fizzles into harmless smoke as it strikes the Fier Dragons hide. It has immunity to marinara, remember?"
 melted plastic: Ah, The ol' Basic-Set.
Image 229288   01-27-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
620
 
 Mad Collager: I'll let this slide by.
 Whatever: The singing in the summer is pretty good too.
 Diogenes: Or they're the most hardcore Snake Handlers you'll ever meet.
Image 229287   01-27-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
229
 
 Ulillillia: "No, the Diabetes Association Bake Sale is next week."
 Hyphae: My doctor says I have trouble getting nachos because my heart isn't as healthy anymore
 Yam: I mean, the evidence connecting saturated fats and cholesterol in food to cholesterol and plaque formation In the arteries is a lot less conclusive than you might imagine. Them nitrites tho...
 Mr. Shine: NO BACON?!
 Diogenes: "Do you ever think we're psychopaths?" she asked Rupert as he finished hanging the flyer. "Oh heavens no. Psychopaths don't know what they're doing is wrong. We're more sociopaths at this point."
Image 229286   01-27-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
155
 
 john dough: ...a box of useless accomplishments
 Diogenes: Yes, with BOX OF TROPHIES DOT COM you can win the love of your father, impress women, or just generally make sure your lawnmower and old fridge don't get lonely.
Image 229285   01-27-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
586
 
 Prostata: now that is some quality fluff!
 Kaviri: A wolf in sheeps clothing.
Image 229284   01-27-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Image 229283 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hapi papi. You have brought shame on us, hapi papi.
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