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268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (718 points)


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 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
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10. withak: 1624 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
864
 
 Prostata: Dragon spews donkey sauce. Roll to save vs sickness or 3D6 damage
 barfolomew: Uh... jinx. Sorry.
 Not A Bot: It could be worse... She could be dressing it up for a pageant...
 Mr. Shine: I'd play it.
 Diogenes: "Your spell of Mozzarella Missile fizzles into harmless smoke as it strikes the Fier Dragons hide. It has immunity to marinara, remember?"
 melted plastic: Ah, The ol' Basic-Set.
Image 229288   01-27-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
620
 
 Mad Collager: I'll let this slide by.
 Whatever: The singing in the summer is pretty good too.
 Diogenes: Or they're the most hardcore Snake Handlers you'll ever meet.
Image 229287   01-27-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
229
 
 Ulillillia: "No, the Diabetes Association Bake Sale is next week."
 Hyphae: My doctor says I have trouble getting nachos because my heart isn't as healthy anymore
 Yam: I mean, the evidence connecting saturated fats and cholesterol in food to cholesterol and plaque formation In the arteries is a lot less conclusive than you might imagine. Them nitrites tho...
 Mr. Shine: NO BACON?!
 Diogenes: "Do you ever think we're psychopaths?" she asked Rupert as he finished hanging the flyer. "Oh heavens no. Psychopaths don't know what they're doing is wrong. We're more sociopaths at this point."
Image 229286   01-27-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
155
 
 john dough: ...a box of useless accomplishments
 Diogenes: Yes, with BOX OF TROPHIES DOT COM you can win the love of your father, impress women, or just generally make sure your lawnmower and old fridge don't get lonely.
Image 229285   01-27-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
586
 
 Prostata: now that is some quality fluff!
 Kaviri: A wolf in sheeps clothing.
Image 229284   01-27-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Image 229283 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hapi papi. We'll pray for you, hapi papi.
Score:
809
 
 a sedated moose: I want one of these. Don't care how illegal or dangerous it is.
 Greifer: CCC cute cunning cat
Image 229282   01-27-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
353
 
 trelyate: evil and lazy
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: $.25 for a free swing at a literal grab bag? Deal
 Yam: @FabricMan nah man, it gets stuck!
 FabricMan: Seems like a great deal for 25 cents!
Image 229281   01-27-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
201
 
 Lemon Rage: Not the Craw ... THE CRAW!
 Hyphae: @WTF er, a left hook?
 Dr. Bathroom: @Greifer I thought that was a separate attachment.
 WTF: He's signaling a left turn.
 San DoDo: A boxing reference comes to mind..
 kayjay: Keep your arm in the cab, or you'll loose ... never-mind.
 Greifer: he's showing you the finger!
Image 229280   01-27-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
351
 
 Whatever: Survival of the cutest
 bug: It's called mathkakke
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Shay: You mean an entire team of researchers showed up to research the meaning behind fornication?
Image 229279   01-27-18   Uploaded by    withak
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