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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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Score:
533
 
 carpwoman: Don't we all.
 Diogenes: It was at that point they realized they were gonna need a lot more waitstaff.
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb *shrugs*
 sparename: "All the lads are cheerin', Get the f**king beer in!"
 grizzly: Same.
 tib gubb: i wonder what they're marching about
Image 229125   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
251
 
 carpwoman: Where's Alanis Morrisette when you need her.
 realjon: And don't use those numbers to win the lottery.!
 sparename: Physician heal thyself
 Matricii: This is the South. When you have a flat tire, just wait around for a moment. Some group of people with 3 chompers between them will show up with a huge truck and a tow wench... Don't thank them either, they live for this...
 Ignatius: Paradoxical.
Image 229124   01-26-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
677
 
 some guy : This man just celebrated his 50th birthday Monday. At the celebration he autographed frozen Lean Cuisines and threw them into the crowd.
 jochenau: Good work if you can get it, I guess.
 Matricii: I suppose accurate description is accurate
 eykei: I've seldom seen a more accurate description of anyone.
Image 229123   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
811
 
 Dreforian: Mama, read me a story?
 Matricii: Oh damn, I spilled my Big Gulp
 tears as lube: "Eject stomach contents in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ..."
Image 229122   01-26-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
423
 
 Ulillillia: Doot Gothic
 sorghum: American Goth?
Image 229121   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
263
 
 cj22: Miss, you dropped your wallet...Ill just put it back in your purse for you
 White Rice: Dudes just getting his phone out of his clutch, nothing wrong with a man & his clutch.
 Shay: Sorry ma'am, we have to inspect your bag for illegal vibrator toning bullets.
Image 229120   01-26-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
382
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity What does that say about the Tokyo Bullet Train? Apart from "Well, that'll make your eyes water"
 carpwoman: Oh, yes, my "shoulder" feels much uh, "looser" now.
 Bill Rye: aids in relief of daily tensions, all right!
 Prostata: reaches those difficult areas
 mackdaddy: @Slerzy What does that suggest about the Baby Bullet?
 Not A Bot: blind, deaf, and cat
 Slerzy: It's weird to me that many lady pleasure toys are called "bullets." Who thought, you know what pleases women? Bullets!!
 Hokie333: That's right, you pervs, this is strictly for decent, wholesome, external use only. *wink*
 wolfpk: @Scoo Some questions are better left unanswered!
 Scoo: Throat muscles?
 Hyphae: Mommy's little helper!
Image 229119   01-26-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
416
 
 raditzu: Rule 34 is omnipresent
 DrNinjaman: Brothel by IKEA
 wolfpk: Farmville + Minecraft + porn=
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: This version of Minecraft is for Mommies and Daddies!
 2Berries: I am not the fig plucker, nor the fig pluckers son, but i will pluck figs until the fig plucker comes
 Matricii: I didn't realize that you could use Lincoln Logs to make houses this big
Image 229118   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
429
 
 XLY: BOOM
 WTF: It's a stick-em-lick.
 Matricii: It's bigger on the inside
 satoshi: Well, bless your heart!
Image 229117   01-26-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
600
 
 Not A Bot: Hang in there, baby!
 DrNinjaman: The dimples are for distance
 Matricii: "I woke up this s'morning and i shit a squirrel, literally... the hell of it is, the damn things still alive, now i got this, shit covered squirrel down there in the office, don't know what to name it..."
 John Blender: "I shit - THIS came out."
Image 229116   01-26-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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