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273423  DrNinjaman: Killer Combo!

273428  DrNinjaman: I bet it smells great over there.

273373  DrNinjaman: Real meridians have curves

273423  Theimposter: Show part of most great novels to a grammar teacher, and that red pen will destroy them.

273430  Prombom: Prison selfie! :DDD

273433  a robot: I hate this stupid meme and I can't believe it gets posted three times a week :(

273430  a robot: humans identified

273410  a robot: Don't go blaming this on no stinkin frog

273395  FabricMan: I blame Wendy's for starting this

273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

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273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...



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Score:
511
 
 DrNinjaman: Ivan Drago was originally named Evan. Evan Dershowitz
 DrNinjaman: Ivan Drago was originally named Evan. Evan Dershowitz
 Matricii: Coming up next on "My Child is a Serial Killer"...
 InfiniteZero: @Shay That's a capital idea, capo mio.
 Shay: @Robespierre Oh no no, not at all, she might like to go "fishing" with us later on.
 franktank: @Shay Are you implying that there's nothing left to do but kill Evan's mum?
 Shay: You broke my heart Fredo.
Image 229109   01-26-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
477
 
 carpwoman: Where'd I put that bullet......
 wolfpk: So two mares getting it on. Sounds weird to me, but whatever floats your boat.
 Matricii: That horse needs to be careful... She's gonna poke his eye out with dem nips.
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend a horse?
 Prostata: hubba hubba
 barfolomew: By I. M. Pseudonyn and Defn Itley Notmyname.
Image 229108   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
328
 
 Mark As Read: * '80s
 Rembo Rompus: #1 World's Most Powerful Plate Beveler, right here.
 Matricii: I remember the 80s, this isn't one... I don't see one damn popped collar or mountain of cocaine. FAKE NEWS!
Image 229107   01-26-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
579
 
 wolfpk: You just saved me from starvation!
 DrNinjaman: Typical bro hug, maximum hip distance.
 static xyz: Tiger's got yer granddad (chomp; a-chomp chomp...)
 Matricii: This isn't a hug... it's a boost up to your facemeat!! *ROARS*
 karmakat: BIG HUG BUDDY! MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
 Oh Don Piano: Damn food-fetishists!
Image 229106   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
360
 
 Korrok: Probably.
 Hokie333: There must be like 40 years of beer farts trapped in that sofa. Doggo heaven, I bet.
 a robot: The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Image 229105   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
331
 
 sunset blues: Somewhere in the world is the person with the largest private collection of poo. There might only be one person with one poo. There might be thousands of these people, each with their own collections of poo. But someone, somewhere, has the most of them
 Mr. Whiskers: Giggles and Schitz, Attorneys at Law
 barfolomew: Pobody's Nerfect!
 Matricii: Every time you say shit, a viking comes down from the ancient lands and murders an emo teenager.
 a robot: "Step two: instead of 'shit' say 'poo,' like 'bull poo,' 'poo-head and 'this poo is cold.'"
 WTF: @dangerkeith3000 saying 'giggle' makes me poop.
 dangerkeith3000: saying 'poop' makes me giggle. uhoh
 FabricMan: Poops
Image 229104   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
535
 
 Smorlacks: @a robot Grasping at fame by posting itself.
 Matricii: This is the friendly spaceship equivalent of a dad joke.
 a robot: Username/upload weirdness
 Side Boob: WAKA WAKA!
Image 229103   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
74
 
 grizzly: They'll be fine.
 FabricMan: Danny Lloyd, who played Danny, said he never realized he was shooting a horror film
Image 229102   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
330
 
 Winterneuro: Come on Bishop, do the thimng with the knife!
 funny in the wall: Im getting her ready @fanny
 wolfpk: A butter knife!? Come on woose, give him a real knife!
 Matricii: Welp... You're gonna get stabbed later in life and it's no one's fault but yours.
 Side Boob: Throw the knife into the ground. They are never too young for Mumbly Peg!
 Shay: Luckily it's only a game of two dead fingers because they both can't count higher than that.
 Defiance: "Awraht, suhn; a'tween each finger now ... annnnn' - faster!" Learning the knife game young, getting a head start on becoming a redneck bonehead.
Image 229101   01-26-18   Uploaded by    funny in the wall
Score:
678
 
 Matricii: Do you know how hot those costumes get? I'm surprised he only is taking 2.
 Not A Bot: Picachu, I chew you!
 karmakat: talk about screaming in surprise before realizing.
 dangerkeith3000: Pikachu ate somebody alive!
 wolfpk: Pikachu hidden evolution. It happens when exposed to sports drinks.
 Shay: Pikachu used FRUIT PUNCH!
 Salvador Molly: Gadfrey! Who KNEW!?!
Image 229100   01-26-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
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