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253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

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253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

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253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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Score:
511
 
 DrNinjaman: Ivan Drago was originally named Evan. Evan Dershowitz
 DrNinjaman: Ivan Drago was originally named Evan. Evan Dershowitz
 Matricii: Coming up next on "My Child is a Serial Killer"...
 InfiniteZero: @Shay That's a capital idea, capo mio.
 Shay: @Robespierre Oh no no, not at all, she might like to go "fishing" with us later on.
 franktank: @Shay Are you implying that there's nothing left to do but kill Evan's mum?
 Shay: You broke my heart Fredo.
Image 229109   01-26-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
477
 
 carpwoman: Where'd I put that bullet......
 wolfpk: So two mares getting it on. Sounds weird to me, but whatever floats your boat.
 Matricii: That horse needs to be careful... She's gonna poke his eye out with dem nips.
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend a horse?
 Prostata: hubba hubba
 barfolomew: By I. M. Pseudonyn and Defn Itley Notmyname.
Image 229108   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
328
 
 Mark As Read: * '80s
 Rembo Rompus: #1 World's Most Powerful Plate Beveler, right here.
 Matricii: I remember the 80s, this isn't one... I don't see one damn popped collar or mountain of cocaine. FAKE NEWS!
Image 229107   01-26-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
579
 
 wolfpk: You just saved me from starvation!
 DrNinjaman: Typical bro hug, maximum hip distance.
 static xyz: Tiger's got yer granddad (chomp; a-chomp chomp...)
 Matricii: This isn't a hug... it's a boost up to your facemeat!! *ROARS*
 karmakat: BIG HUG BUDDY! MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
 Oh Don Piano: Damn food-fetishists!
Image 229106   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
360
 
 Korrok: Probably.
 Hokie333: There must be like 40 years of beer farts trapped in that sofa. Doggo heaven, I bet.
 a robot: The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Image 229105   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
331
 
 sunset blues: Somewhere in the world is the person with the largest private collection of poo. There might only be one person with one poo. There might be thousands of these people, each with their own collections of poo. But someone, somewhere, has the most of them
 Mr. Whiskers: Giggles and Schitz, Attorneys at Law
 barfolomew: Pobody's Nerfect!
 Matricii: Every time you say shit, a viking comes down from the ancient lands and murders an emo teenager.
 a robot: "Step two: instead of 'shit' say 'poo,' like 'bull poo,' 'poo-head and 'this poo is cold.'"
 WTF: @dangerkeith3000 saying 'giggle' makes me poop.
 dangerkeith3000: saying 'poop' makes me giggle. uhoh
 FabricMan: Poops
Image 229104   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
535
 
 Smorlacks: @a robot Grasping at fame by posting itself.
 Matricii: This is the friendly spaceship equivalent of a dad joke.
 a robot: Username/upload weirdness
 Side Boob: WAKA WAKA!
Image 229103   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
74
 
 grizzly: They'll be fine.
 FabricMan: Danny Lloyd, who played Danny, said he never realized he was shooting a horror film
Image 229102   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
330
 
 Winterneuro: Come on Bishop, do the thimng with the knife!
 funny in the wall: Im getting her ready @fanny
 wolfpk: A butter knife!? Come on woose, give him a real knife!
 Matricii: Welp... You're gonna get stabbed later in life and it's no one's fault but yours.
 Side Boob: Throw the knife into the ground. They are never too young for Mumbly Peg!
 Shay: Luckily it's only a game of two dead fingers because they both can't count higher than that.
 Defiance: "Awraht, suhn; a'tween each finger now ... annnnn' - faster!" Learning the knife game young, getting a head start on becoming a redneck bonehead.
Image 229101   01-26-18   Uploaded by    funny in the wall
Score:
678
 
 Matricii: Do you know how hot those costumes get? I'm surprised he only is taking 2.
 Not A Bot: Picachu, I chew you!
 karmakat: talk about screaming in surprise before realizing.
 dangerkeith3000: Pikachu ate somebody alive!
 wolfpk: Pikachu hidden evolution. It happens when exposed to sports drinks.
 Shay: Pikachu used FRUIT PUNCH!
 Salvador Molly: Gadfrey! Who KNEW!?!
Image 229100   01-26-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
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