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273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

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8. Passive
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10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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Side Boob uploaded 272795 (955 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
norgu5 uploaded 273084 (874 points)
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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (833 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (825 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (821 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 4185 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
 4. E. HONDA: 2885 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 8. grizzly: 1799 points
 9. NoOneImportant: 1786 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
13. kshoxx: 1709 points
14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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 wolfpk: You just saved me from starvation!
 DrNinjaman: Typical bro hug, maximum hip distance.
 static xyz: Tiger's got yer granddad (chomp; a-chomp chomp...)
 Matricii: This isn't a hug... it's a boost up to your facemeat!! *ROARS*
 karmakat: BIG HUG BUDDY! MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
 Oh Don Piano: Damn food-fetishists!
Image 229106   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
360
 
 Korrok: Probably.
 Hokie333: There must be like 40 years of beer farts trapped in that sofa. Doggo heaven, I bet.
 a robot: The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Image 229105   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
331
 
 sunset blues: Somewhere in the world is the person with the largest private collection of poo. There might only be one person with one poo. There might be thousands of these people, each with their own collections of poo. But someone, somewhere, has the most of them
 Mr. Whiskers: Giggles and Schitz, Attorneys at Law
 barfolomew: Pobody's Nerfect!
 Matricii: Every time you say shit, a viking comes down from the ancient lands and murders an emo teenager.
 a robot: "Step two: instead of 'shit' say 'poo,' like 'bull poo,' 'poo-head and 'this poo is cold.'"
 WTF: @dangerkeith3000 saying 'giggle' makes me poop.
 dangerkeith3000: saying 'poop' makes me giggle. uhoh
 FabricMan: Poops
Image 229104   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
535
 
 Smorlacks: @a robot Grasping at fame by posting itself.
 Matricii: This is the friendly spaceship equivalent of a dad joke.
 a robot: Username/upload weirdness
 Side Boob: WAKA WAKA!
Image 229103   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
74
 
 grizzly: They'll be fine.
 FabricMan: Danny Lloyd, who played Danny, said he never realized he was shooting a horror film
Image 229102   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
330
 
 Winterneuro: Come on Bishop, do the thimng with the knife!
 funny in the wall: Im getting her ready @fanny
 wolfpk: A butter knife!? Come on woose, give him a real knife!
 Matricii: Welp... You're gonna get stabbed later in life and it's no one's fault but yours.
 Side Boob: Throw the knife into the ground. They are never too young for Mumbly Peg!
 Shay: Luckily it's only a game of two dead fingers because they both can't count higher than that.
 Defiance: "Awraht, suhn; a'tween each finger now ... annnnn' - faster!" Learning the knife game young, getting a head start on becoming a redneck bonehead.
Image 229101   01-26-18   Uploaded by    funny in the wall
Score:
678
 
 Matricii: Do you know how hot those costumes get? I'm surprised he only is taking 2.
 Not A Bot: Picachu, I chew you!
 karmakat: talk about screaming in surprise before realizing.
 dangerkeith3000: Pikachu ate somebody alive!
 wolfpk: Pikachu hidden evolution. It happens when exposed to sports drinks.
 Shay: Pikachu used FRUIT PUNCH!
 Salvador Molly: Gadfrey! Who KNEW!?!
Image 229100   01-26-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
332
 
 Matricii: **attempts to give the sky a landburn**
Image 229099   01-26-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
997
 
 FatTigerWoods: Heckin awesome
 Matricii: If you look at this picture in a sad way, it is kinda morbid... :(
 Emoji: Argh, sunlight, my one weakness
Image 229098   01-26-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
933
 
 karmakat: fluffy puppy "I am so going to pee on you when you sleep."
 Baby Jesus: It looks marten-esque - "nature's most adorable assassin!"
 Dr Awkward: Murder floof.
Image 229097   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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