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272962  ironmaiden: What's the backstory for the need of a rule?

272827  charlemagne: @fanny but they are covered in that delicious powdered flavouring

272950  charlemagne: you have failed me for the last time

272945  mammal883: @charlemagne Wasn't your cheat day yesterday? SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

272923  foreversmug: Playing all his nowhere songs for nobody.

272937  Sandor: Bob cat

272862  charlemagne: if you build it they will come

272882  charlemagne: I've just witnessed a graduation ceremony for seven year olds. all had little robes on and everything. I don't understand why this is happening

272935  charlemagne: I have a similar method for checking where in your arm the broken bone is

272945  charlemagne: it's my cheat day

272933  lecj07: Hand apple!

272956  Paint Chips: I JUST HAD SE-EX!!

272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

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 Not A Bot: Last night I held a little hand / so dainty and so neat; / I thought my heart would surely burst / so wildly did it beat. / No other hand e'er held so tight, / could greater gladness bring - / It was (the hand I held last night), / four aces and a king.
 Jabberwikket: @Matricii, then extra RADs for actually playing with a toy
 Matricii: He ruined a perfectly good collectable toy for that picture moving the leg like that
 Peter Pantsless: Just don't let it get wrapped up in that leash!
Image 229095   01-26-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
 DrNinjaman: Instead of recorders, could we have, like, double recorders?
 kornisjon: Ew. They're about to go rathole to rathole.
 skunkrocker: And I'm trying to decide - is that Dick Heckstall-Smith on the recorders, or is it Rahsaan Roland Kirk?
 flying sheep: @Shay Yeah, agreed - "Jeez, their vocal stylings really SUCK."
 Shay: Second panel wasn't necessary. The expression on the lute player is enough: "FFS, is Albert doing that shit again?"
 Matricii: *whispers* "I want you inside me"
Image 229094   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Image 229093 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

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 trelyate: @Robespierre Short for Metropolitan.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Which brings us to Mike Royko's decades-old question, @AlexDeLarge - what the hell is a "met", anyway?
 AlexDeLarge: @Robespierre I love sportsball too! the Ny mets are my favorite squadron.
 wolfpupy: Does this have something to do with a sportsball competition of some sort? I would imagine it does.
 Warrax: #nomakeup
Image 229092   01-26-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
 east bay: The Satan with which I am familiar neither buzzes NOR clunks.
Image 229091   01-26-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 dobbiesdoogs: gond-wata-land
 Shay: @ignatz Unless it's Orson Wells selling canned peas.
 logono: Ad=BAD
Image 229090   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
 E. HONDA: "mmts gmmmf"
 Not A Bot: more things i'll have none of
 fumbduck: Funny because hungry.
Image 229089   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
 DrNinjaman: After dinner, Dad would often serenade us on his invisible trumpet.
 Side Boob: Cat working as intended
 Diogenes: He's studied the books. He's mastered the scrolls. He'd said the prayers. Doug was gonna switch souls with that cat, or he was gonna die trying.
 dangerkeith3000: @Diogenes He wants to be able to lick his own butt.
 Diogenes: He's studied the books. He's mastered the scrolls. He'd said the prayers. Doug was gonna switch souls with that cat, or he was gonna die trying.
Image 229088   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 sparename: @WTF Is that across the road?
 Hokie333: A chicken can be taught to be Extra Crispy.
 wolfpk: @Ulillillia That's a hen.
 WTF: He's going to Bovine University.
 Ulillillia: Top Cock
 Matricii: Congratulations. You can now be Roasted, Grilled, or Nuggeted. Your pick.
 stunt nuts: Now, about those education loans...
Image 229087   01-26-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
 Matricii: I peek you nao.
 Warrax: Worth exactly one half of a dog in the hand.
 elronhubard: Severed doge head in the shrubbery. Gruesome as fuck.
Image 229086   01-26-18   Uploaded by    runny999
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