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249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

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1. tib gubb
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. Side Boob
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Robespierre
7. Scoo
8. Telkwa
9. Not A Bot
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
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Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1157 points)
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Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (874 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (860 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (847 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)


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 1. Supermansbrother: 12984 points
 2. Side Boob: 6102 points
 3. barfolomew: 5889 points
 4. fanny: 3753 points
 5. WannaBee: 3703 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 3309 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2587 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2559 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. wordjones: 1999 points
11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. younglink: 1642 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
797
 
 Not A Bot: Last night I held a little hand / so dainty and so neat; / I thought my heart would surely burst / so wildly did it beat. / No other hand e'er held so tight, / could greater gladness bring - / It was (the hand I held last night), / four aces and a king.
 Jabberwikket: @Matricii, then extra RADs for actually playing with a toy
 Matricii: He ruined a perfectly good collectable toy for that picture moving the leg like that
 Peter Pantsless: Just don't let it get wrapped up in that leash!
Image 229095   01-26-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
420
 
 DrNinjaman: Instead of recorders, could we have, like, double recorders?
 kornisjon: Ew. They're about to go rathole to rathole.
 skunkrocker: And I'm trying to decide - is that Dick Heckstall-Smith on the recorders, or is it Rahsaan Roland Kirk?
 flying sheep: @Shay Yeah, agreed - "Jeez, their vocal stylings really SUCK."
 Shay: Second panel wasn't necessary. The expression on the lute player is enough: "FFS, is Albert doing that shit again?"
 Matricii: *whispers* "I want you inside me"
Image 229094   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Image 229093 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Oh Don Piano. We'll pray for you, Oh Don Piano.
Score:
312
 
 trelyate: @Robespierre Short for Metropolitan.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Which brings us to Mike Royko's decades-old question, @AlexDeLarge - what the hell is a "met", anyway?
 AlexDeLarge: @Robespierre I love sportsball too! the Ny mets are my favorite squadron.
 wolfpupy: Does this have something to do with a sportsball competition of some sort? I would imagine it does.
 Warrax: #nomakeup
Image 229092   01-26-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
504
 
 east bay: The Satan with which I am familiar neither buzzes NOR clunks.
Image 229091   01-26-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
164
 
 dobbiesdoogs: gond-wata-land
 Shay: @ignatz Unless it's Orson Wells selling canned peas.
 ignatz: Ad=BAD
Image 229090   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
291
 
 E. HONDA: "mmts gmmmf"
 Not A Bot: more things i'll have none of
 fumbduck: Funny because hungry.
Image 229089   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
528
 
 DrNinjaman: After dinner, Dad would often serenade us on his invisible trumpet.
 Side Boob: Cat working as intended
 Diogenes: He's studied the books. He's mastered the scrolls. He'd said the prayers. Doug was gonna switch souls with that cat, or he was gonna die trying.
 dangerkeith3000: @Diogenes He wants to be able to lick his own butt.
 Diogenes: He's studied the books. He's mastered the scrolls. He'd said the prayers. Doug was gonna switch souls with that cat, or he was gonna die trying.
Image 229088   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
537
 
 sparename: @WTF Is that across the road?
 Hokie333: A chicken can be taught to be Extra Crispy.
 wolfpk: @Ulillillia That's a hen.
 WTF: He's going to Bovine University.
 Ulillillia: Top Cock
 Matricii: Congratulations. You can now be Roasted, Grilled, or Nuggeted. Your pick.
 stunt nuts: Now, about those education loans...
Image 229087   01-26-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
618
 
 Matricii: I peek you nao.
 Warrax: Worth exactly one half of a dog in the hand.
 elronhubard: Severed doge head in the shrubbery. Gruesome as fuck.
Image 229086   01-26-18   Uploaded by    runny999
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