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262473  dangerkeith3000: This would be a good part time job if you worked nights full time and needed a little extra cash.

262463  dangerkeith3000: This makes me laugh every time I see it.

262465  dangerkeith3000: Also EAT MOR CHICKN

262466  dangerkeith3000: What'll it be, Norm?

262471  Robespierre: It appears that "Red Rank Fascination" has run its course. Next...

262467  dangerkeith3000: Whoa whoa whoa! A little harsh my dudes.

262469  Robespierre: Original poster is just jealous

262468  dangerkeith3000: I wonder how Kit would feel knowing his likeness is on a dude's appendage. (quite a good likeness, it's a well done tat)

262466  Robespierre: So THIS is what "partying with the Kardashians" is all about.

262470  dangerkeith3000: Howard the Duck reboot looking A LOT better than the original.

262468  Butcherboy: Id like that Hawaiian shirt

262471  dangerkeith3000: What an ass.

262476  ignatz: Platypup

262447  fanny: aww, another kitty that looks like my famous did. thanks for the saddness, spaceship.

262478  ignatz: Spice is one helluva drug

262479  ignatz: Library not found

262469  skillet: Looks like one of those Geico more commercials

262457  fanny: fuck off, trumpillar!

262473  ignatz: Rules me out..

262468  Scoo: Hawaiian Snow

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262425 dangerkeith3000: This is the most awesome thing I will probably see today.

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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 Thurt Dampumbies: Last night I held a little hand / so dainty and so neat; / I thought my heart would surely burst / so wildly did it beat. / No other hand e'er held so tight, / could greater gladness bring - / It was (the hand I held last night), / four aces and a king.
 Jomp Flongus: @Matricii, then extra RADs for actually playing with a toy
 Milm Horpupert: He ruined a perfectly good collectable toy for that picture moving the leg like that
 Lirbo Pluble: Just don't let it get wrapped up in that leash!
Image 229095   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Lango Rempupert
 Crald Rempongus: Instead of recorders, could we have, like, double recorders?
 Purm Rempumple: Ew. They're about to go rathole to rathole.
 Vorbo Rempombies: And I'm trying to decide - is that Dick Heckstall-Smith on the recorders, or is it Rahsaan Roland Kirk?
 Vuft Drumupert: @Shay Yeah, agreed - "Jeez, their vocal stylings really SUCK."
 Ming Ploble: Second panel wasn't necessary. The expression on the lute player is enough: "FFS, is Albert doing that shit again?"
 Flild Drumomple: *whispers* "I want you inside me"
Image 229094   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Pulm Groble
Image 229093 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Oh Don Piano. Boo, Oh Don Piano.
 Muple Horpomple: @Robespierre Short for Metropolitan.
 Crump Grunongo: Which brings us to Mike Royko's decades-old question, @AlexDeLarge - what the hell is a "met", anyway?
 Pert Grunoble: @Robespierre I love sportsball too! the Ny mets are my favorite squadron.
 Maple Morpumbies: Does this have something to do with a sportsball competition of some sort? I would imagine it does.
 Dungo Drumombies: #nomakeup
Image 229092   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Daple Albongo
 Lewn Alboble: The Satan with which I am familiar neither buzzes NOR clunks.
Image 229091   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Moft Plombies
 Paple Cremumple: gond-wata-land
 Palm Drumomple: @ignatz Unless it's Orson Wells selling canned peas.
 Crerm Plemongus: Ad=BAD
Image 229090   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Molm Albongus
 Lirbo Flumongo: "mmts gmmmf"
 Rong Flumungus: more things i'll have none of
 Belm Drumumple: Funny because hungry.
Image 229089   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Crorm Dampupert
 Flengo Plemopert: After dinner, Dad would often serenade us on his invisible trumpet.
 Relm Horpungo: Cat working as intended
 Horb Flumungus: He's studied the books. He's mastered the scrolls. He'd said the prayers. Doug was gonna switch souls with that cat, or he was gonna die trying.
 Peng Drumoble: @Diogenes He wants to be able to lick his own butt.
 Giwn Grunombies: He's studied the books. He's mastered the scrolls. He'd said the prayers. Doug was gonna switch souls with that cat, or he was gonna die trying.
Image 229088   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Porm Cremongus
 Trimpo Albongus: @WTF Is that across the road?
 Jolm Morpungo: A chicken can be taught to be Extra Crispy.
 Frompo Grunombies: @Ulillillia That's a hen.
 Pump Gruble: He's going to Bovine University.
 Crungo Flomple: Top Cock
 Bold Albongo: Congratulations. You can now be Roasted, Grilled, or Nuggeted. Your pick.
 Crold Dampumple: Now, about those education loans...
Image 229087   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Pirm Flumopert
 Flung Drumuble: I peek you nao.
 Helm Plongus: Worth exactly one half of a dog in the hand.
 Mild Morpopert: Severed doge head in the shrubbery. Gruesome as fuck.
Image 229086   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Purbo Horpuble
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