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249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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Score:
542
 
 Kaviri: *Heavy breathing*
 karmakat: WHAT? it helps my POSTURE!
 au bon pain: Decidedly not gruntled in the least.
 Teechur: Bring me.....the Cruel Shoes!
 Donut: These are not my color, human. Fetch me another.
 ignatz: Puss in boots, or kitten heels?
Image 229060   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
196
 
 Yurishiro: Saphety Phirst!
 Mr Bleak: Now *that* is a leaf blower I can get behind!
 Kaviri: Heh, check out the new guy. I told him it goes much faster if you hold the chainsaw out in front of you while jumping off of the roof.
 Matricii: I think he's trying to escape from Chris Hansen
 sparename: Variation on Quake "Rocket-Jumping"
 karmakat: hey, Nitwit...the branches are on the OTHER SIDE!
 bigASShobo: "I'm Sheriff Jon Bunnell. Tonight on 'Daring Doofuses'..."
Image 229059   01-26-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
1202
 
 Vinochet: Is that liver?
 Beer 30: Cannopener, amIrite?
 Prostata: omg so floooooooofy
 karmakat: FOOD?!
 wolfpk: Begging for a Rad
 Annoying Vegan : WHO ARE YOU?! I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL PET YOU.
Image 229058   01-26-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
780
 
 karmakat: I am ready to go dance!
 Matricii: This moth prolly tastes like chicken.
 dangerkeith3000: Lady Gaga is that you?
 Bernie 2016: Nature's way of saying "Do Not Eat Me"
 funny in the wall: @NoOneImportant goodbye horses
 Not A Bot: Uncle Benjamin will love this, he's always talking about his PTSD
 fink: bawk bawk
 NoOneImportant: *BUFFALO BILL INTENSIFIES*
 donhomero: Oh hi Mark
Image 229057   01-26-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
550
 
 Shay: Let's grab the cake knife and find out!
 qazwsx: It IS a valid question when one is a bit out of their element.
 Derp Herpigan: That's actually pretty good.
Image 229056   01-26-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
449
 
 Matricii: yeah this is way too meta for me.
 SpaceCow: Truth in advertising.
 hajjpodge: Too on the nose, even for Law & Order.
Image 229055   01-26-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
322
 
 Matricii: @Robespierre It's great there. Hopefully next flight there after this one will be her coming back with me with the same excitement of this guy :)
 Bitcoin Burglar: @Matricii We go there frequently - wife's family live up north, and our daughters live in Makati and work for PNB there. Have a great time - Everything's More Fun In The Philippines!
 Matricii: @Robespierre goin to PI to see my fiancee
 iamthewalrus: @Matricii Hey, where are you going from/to? 21hrs is pretty much like Vegas to Macau/HK.
 drhenry: @Matricii Being promoted out of steerage is a truly fine way to travel - probably the best thing about being employed by the Prince of Darkness is that when I travel to Asia on biz every couple of months I fly First Class. But when we vacation, fagheddaboudit - it's way too expensive for us to fly anyplace but in the back, amongst the masses.
 Matricii: @Robespierre I will be him in a couple of months... 21h of international flight! I'm gonna be just as excited as I'm not in Sardine class this time lol
 doggggggie: @Matricii Bidness, I'd imagine. Intercontinental First Class seats generally are bigger and convert to beds.
 Matricii: Looks like Business or First class. Prolly his first experience. Leave him alone, it's fun to fly expensive.
 SpaceCow: Fonzie fans love riding in planes.
 Jason Steak: @ignatz Regardless, he is still not allowed to smoke.
 ignatz: Upgrade!
Image 229054   01-26-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
640
 
 Urn BooUrn: Fine looking kitty.
 Mr. Shine: Hi, handsome!
 Side Boob: Hooman! I wish to be pet. Now!
Image 229053   01-26-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Image 229052 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by snekeyes. Boo, snekeyes.
Score:
791
 
 Shay: He was asking for it.
 Kaviri: And I watched!
 Matricii: Who hasn't?
 Greifer: thanks Obama
 wolfpk: No, it is called basting.
 barfolomew: Oh, that's just how you tell if your cat is pregnant.
 Side Boob: Now the hamster is his
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i would too. fuck that hamster.
 NoRagrets: Honestly, thats impressive
Image 229051   01-26-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
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