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233926  Uncle Phil: HR just asked me to do last years self eval. I might crib this kid's notes.

233932  Kaviri: Doc, I've been having problems getting out of bed in the morning.

233935  Kaviri: @Scoo Or taking something

233936  Kaviri: I have seen the future, and it is rad my dudes.

233951  Robespierre: Slide a mile when it's only 25 feet long? Tow THAT's a neat trick!

233939  Kaviri: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 5, 4, 3, 2...

233920  Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.

233941  Kaviri: So the guy liked his egg cream. What's the big deal?

233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

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233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

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 Kaviri: *Heavy breathing*
 karmakat: WHAT? it helps my POSTURE!
 Robespierre: Decidedly not gruntled in the least.
 Teechur: Bring me.....the Cruel Shoes!
 Donut: These are not my color, human. Fetch me another.
 ignatz: Puss in boots, or kitten heels?
Image 229060   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
 Yurishiro: Saphety Phirst!
 Mr Bleak: Now *that* is a leaf blower I can get behind!
 Kaviri: Heh, check out the new guy. I told him it goes much faster if you hold the chainsaw out in front of you while jumping off of the roof.
 Matricii: I think he's trying to escape from Chris Hansen
 sparename: Variation on Quake "Rocket-Jumping"
 karmakat: hey, Nitwit...the branches are on the OTHER SIDE!
 Robespierre: "I'm Sheriff Jon Bunnell. Tonight on 'Daring Doofuses'..."
Image 229059   01-26-18   Uploaded by    ani625
 Vinochet: Is that liver?
 Robespierre: Cannopener, amIrite?
 Prostata: omg so floooooooofy
 karmakat: FOOD?!
 wolfpk: Begging for a Rad
Image 229058   01-26-18   Uploaded by    androbot
 karmakat: I am ready to go dance!
 Matricii: This moth prolly tastes like chicken.
 dangerkeith3000: Lady Gaga is that you?
 Robespierre: Nature's way of saying "Do Not Eat Me"
 funny in the wall: @NoOneImportant goodbye horses
 Not A Bot: Uncle Benjamin will love this, he's always talking about his PTSD
 fink: bawk bawk
 donhomero: Oh hi Mark
Image 229057   01-26-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
 Shay: Let's grab the cake knife and find out!
 Robespierre: It IS a valid question when one is a bit out of their element.
 Derp Herpigan: That's actually pretty good.
Image 229056   01-26-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 Matricii: yeah this is way too meta for me.
 SpaceCow: Truth in advertising.
 hajjpodge: Too on the nose, even for Law & Order.
Image 229055   01-26-18   Uploaded by    chemical
 Matricii: @Robespierre It's great there. Hopefully next flight there after this one will be her coming back with me with the same excitement of this guy :)
 Robespierre: @Matricii We go there frequently - wife's family live up north, and our daughters live in Makati and work for PNB there. Have a great time - Everything's More Fun In The Philippines!
 Matricii: @Robespierre goin to PI to see my fiancee
 Robespierre: @Matricii Hey, where are you going from/to? 21hrs is pretty much like Vegas to Macau/HK.
 Robespierre: @Matricii Being promoted out of steerage is a truly fine way to travel - probably the best thing about being employed by the Prince of Darkness is that when I travel to Asia on biz every couple of months I fly First Class. But when we vacation, fagheddaboudit - it's way too expensive for us to fly anyplace but in the back, amongst the masses.
 Matricii: @Robespierre I will be him in a couple of months... 21h of international flight! I'm gonna be just as excited as I'm not in Sardine class this time lol
 Robespierre: @Matricii Bidness, I'd imagine. Intercontinental First Class seats generally are bigger and convert to beds.
 Matricii: Looks like Business or First class. Prolly his first experience. Leave him alone, it's fun to fly expensive.
 SpaceCow: Fonzie fans love riding in planes.
 Robespierre: @ignatz Regardless, he is still not allowed to smoke.
 ignatz: Upgrade!
Image 229054   01-26-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Urn BooUrn: Fine looking kitty.
 Mr. Shine: Hi, handsome!
 Side Boob: Hooman! I wish to be pet. Now!
Image 229053   01-26-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Image 229052 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by snekeyes. You have brought shame on us, snekeyes.
 Shay: He was asking for it.
 Kaviri: And I watched!
 Matricii: Who hasn't?
 Greifer: thanks Obama
 wolfpk: No, it is called basting.
 barfolomew: Oh, that's just how you tell if your cat is pregnant.
 Side Boob: Now the hamster is his
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i would too. fuck that hamster.
 NoRagrets: Honestly, thats impressive
Image 229051   01-26-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
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