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272891  tib gubb: chicken, why aren't you fish?

272906  tib gubb: no chickens allowed

272911  tib gubb: so i guess i'll just have a little nap on the floor until i sober up

272916  tib gubb: more proof that googly eyes cannot not improve anything

272796  some guy : I want to play Runescape in IE for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and...

272907  Air Biscuit: "Pay attention to me!"

272911  Air Biscuit: This would make an awesome miniputt course.

272899  toolbag: @Scoo When you have a fleet card to pay for gas

272890  titular role: Hm...redundant

272893  Korrok: Probably....

272892  Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Oh, jeeze. How do you put up with the staff's insane, sociopathic antics every Wednesday at 10pm?

272921  morakdais: You should've left it black and white like the original.

272905  ChubbyBuddy: without warning labels the public would still believe that cigarettes cure rheumatism

272900  Not A Bot: Spoiler alert: after this picture was taken, George R. R. Martin turned around and killed 7 of these actors with his own two hands.

272906  Greek Fire: *bird flies in* DAMMIT

272906  Drunk Orc: Lookin at kitty porn

272892  Hokie333: Is Paddy's a chain? If not, this is across the street from where I work.

272746  celebgate: agree @Yam

272861  DrNinjaman: 'Tis a fine boat, English, but sure it is no pool.

272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

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272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Oh, jeeze. How do you put up with the staff's insane, sociopathic antics every Wednesday at 10pm?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

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 Kaviri: *Heavy breathing*
 karmakat: WHAT? it helps my POSTURE!
 au bon pain: Decidedly not gruntled in the least.
 Teechur: Bring me.....the Cruel Shoes!
 Donut: These are not my color, human. Fetch me another.
 taiko: Puss in boots, or kitten heels?
Image 229060   01-26-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
 TheFrogMan: Saphety Phirst!
 Mr Bleak: Now *that* is a leaf blower I can get behind!
 Kaviri: Heh, check out the new guy. I told him it goes much faster if you hold the chainsaw out in front of you while jumping off of the roof.
 Matricii: I think he's trying to escape from Chris Hansen
 sparename: Variation on Quake "Rocket-Jumping"
 karmakat: hey, Nitwit...the branches are on the OTHER SIDE!
 bigASShobo: "I'm Sheriff Jon Bunnell. Tonight on 'Daring Doofuses'..."
Image 229059   01-26-18   Uploaded by    ani625
 Vinochet: Is that liver?
 Beer 30: Cannopener, amIrite?
 Prostata: omg so floooooooofy
 karmakat: FOOD?!
 wolfpk: Begging for a Rad
Image 229058   01-26-18   Uploaded by    androbot
 karmakat: I am ready to go dance!
 Matricii: This moth prolly tastes like chicken.
 dangerkeith3000: Lady Gaga is that you?
 Bernie 2016: Nature's way of saying "Do Not Eat Me"
 funny in the wall: @NoOneImportant goodbye horses
 Not A Bot: Uncle Benjamin will love this, he's always talking about his PTSD
 fink: bawk bawk
 donhomero: Oh hi Mark
Image 229057   01-26-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
 Shay: Let's grab the cake knife and find out!
 qazwsx: It IS a valid question when one is a bit out of their element.
 Derp Herpigan: That's actually pretty good.
Image 229056   01-26-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 Matricii: yeah this is way too meta for me.
 SpaceCow: Truth in advertising.
 hajjpodge: Too on the nose, even for Law & Order.
Image 229055   01-26-18   Uploaded by    chemical
 Matricii: @Robespierre It's great there. Hopefully next flight there after this one will be her coming back with me with the same excitement of this guy :)
 Bitcoin Burglar: @Matricii We go there frequently - wife's family live up north, and our daughters live in Makati and work for PNB there. Have a great time - Everything's More Fun In The Philippines!
 Matricii: @Robespierre goin to PI to see my fiancee
 iamthewalrus: @Matricii Hey, where are you going from/to? 21hrs is pretty much like Vegas to Macau/HK.
 drhenry: @Matricii Being promoted out of steerage is a truly fine way to travel - probably the best thing about being employed by the Prince of Darkness is that when I travel to Asia on biz every couple of months I fly First Class. But when we vacation, fagheddaboudit - it's way too expensive for us to fly anyplace but in the back, amongst the masses.
 Matricii: @Robespierre I will be him in a couple of months... 21h of international flight! I'm gonna be just as excited as I'm not in Sardine class this time lol
 doggggggie: @Matricii Bidness, I'd imagine. Intercontinental First Class seats generally are bigger and convert to beds.
 Matricii: Looks like Business or First class. Prolly his first experience. Leave him alone, it's fun to fly expensive.
 SpaceCow: Fonzie fans love riding in planes.
 Jason Steak: @ignatz Regardless, he is still not allowed to smoke.
 eradicator: Upgrade!
Image 229054   01-26-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Urn BooUrn: Fine looking kitty.
 Mr. Shine: Hi, handsome!
 Side Boob: Hooman! I wish to be pet. Now!
Image 229053   01-26-18   Uploaded by    homeless
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 Shay: He was asking for it.
 Kaviri: And I watched!
 Matricii: Who hasn't?
 Greifer: thanks Obama
 wolfpk: No, it is called basting.
 barfolomew: Oh, that's just how you tell if your cat is pregnant.
 Side Boob: Now the hamster is his
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i would too. fuck that hamster.
 NoRagrets: Honestly, thats impressive
Image 229051   01-26-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
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