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249306  Christina: Christmas cat.

249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

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2. Felicity
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9. ignatz
10. Air Biscuit



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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.



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Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
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10. tina: 2461 points
11. wordjones: 2013 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1917 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
520
 
 Mr Bleak: Is that a word? "Wack" as in "Wacking off"? It would explain the expression on his face.
 Skaalar: Mostly Im looking forward to my first bowl.
 Amy Housewine: I read it as 'heck' at first.
Image 229003   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
469
 
 glenalec: Reduce Reuse Recycle
 Matricii: I mean if you have enough laying around, that's a good use
 BavidDowie: What goes in the loose fist?
Image 229002   01-25-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
7
 
 Pizza: @Matricii Blame RPGs
 Yurishiro: "DANKLAND"? Seriously?
 Matricii: I wish this meme could have died out years ago... The internet is full of necromancers
Image 229001   01-25-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
84
 
 addend: Done. Hide.
 square44: timely.
Image 229000   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
706
 
 TaintJuice: @BavidDowie Owl agitation is attractive.
 BavidDowie: Agitated owl for scale
 apoxia: It's a snake!
 addend: (Slowly peels banana.)
 Bohab: Nature's greatest enemies
Image 228999   01-25-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
987
 
 ping: @raditzu I've seen the excellent film, its less good prequel and the 3 minute Pingu/The Thing crossover (which I recommend to anyone who has already seen The Thing). I see no dog bounding through the snow so I think we're all safe.
 raditzu: @ping have You seen "The Thing"? That shit started the very same way.
 Felicity: This looks like the area in Tunguska where the Russian military found their mecha in the awesome 1980s comic book /Mecha/
 ping: @Matricii Let's just call it some sort of Lovecraftian trap. That seems far more fitting.
 ping: A quick image search followed by a machine translation from Russian tells me that it is some kind of hot spring/geyser in Russia. I feel no richer by gaining this knowledge.
 Matricii: @ping I'm going to guess it's a portal to the lost city of R'lyeh
 wolfpk: That water looks polluted.
 Whatever: Here is where hope goes to die...
 Scoo: Tide Pool
 ping: I have no idea what this is... but it sure is pretty.
Image 228998   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
261
 
 Yurishiro: *waggle*
 BavidDowie: I sense great pain in this place...a trauma not very long ago
 apoxia: Jaunty
 Bohab: Don't worry, I'm at least %70 sure it's hooked up
Image 228997   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
841
 
 Mr. Shine: I dig Beth and her blobs.
 Amy Housewine: Oh Beth. Will you ever win.
 BavidDowie: My lovely lady lumps
 Warrax: I'm honored to have witnessed this historic moment.
 addend: "...but I'm not sure."
 Beeble: Blobhorn.
Image 228996   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
720
 
 seahawks: (Actually, the story behind "the pompatus of love" is pretty funny ... if the opportunity ever arises again...)
 Skaalar: Probably should not be smoking a pipe in that oxygen-rich environment.
 pewdiepie: @Amy Housewine That hair of his is the Pompatus Of Love.
 Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine *guitar mimicking wolf whistle*
 Yurishiro: Spacesemen.
 Felicity: You dont need to read it, Spaceman Doug, youre living it!
 Amy Housewine: Those ladies are calling him, variously, 'The Space Cowboy", "The Gangster Of Love", and "Maurice".
 Matricii: @wolfpk Whatever dude... We all gotta go somehow and I'd rather mine be "Hot Alien Orgy" than "Choked on a Ham Sandwich"
 wolfpk: He thinks that he hit the jack pot, but he will change his mind when he finds out that they eat their mate after sex.
 Dr Awkward: @Astanapan Everyone is a little bit space gay, and this is why.
 Astanapan: These spacemen look a lot like earthwomen.
 Ulillillia: Hallo spaceboy
 Nope: Also that's a dope look on that dude.
 Nope: Aww shit, yall got that new spacemen?
Image 228995   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
326
 
 Yurishiro: @Pizza are you an armless or armful pizza?
 Pizza: I'm confus
 Yurishiro: GIRLS ARE NICE
 Felicity: I salute the brave person who stood outside a bathroom with their camera, innocently trying to get a photo of these signs without looking like a perv
 Matricii: @Dr Awkward And now you know how bagel bites came to be...
 Dr Awkward: Instructions unclear, dick got stuck in a slice of pizza (with arms)
Image 228994   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
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