Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. addend
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Mad Collager
7. Shay
8. Teechur
9. Air Biscuit
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

grizzly uploaded 272448 (984 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (973 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (907 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (883 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (849 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (845 points)
grizzly uploaded 272443 (842 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 8820 points
 2. Mexico: 4704 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 4693 points
 4. Side Boob: 4062 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 3058 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 7. grizzly: 2663 points
 8. westerner: 2028 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
10. youshall: 1769 points
11. grimes: 1734 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. Jennysaurus: 1709 points
14. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
15. JollyWell: 1585 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: JackSkellington.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 890
Registered users online in past hour: 635

Average image score (last 24 hours): 336

Total number of comments: 1409617
Total number of images: 272590



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 141898
XP needed for green ranking: 37997
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
520
 
 Mr Bleak: Is that a word? "Wack" as in "Wacking off"? It would explain the expression on his face.
 Skaalar: Mostly Im looking forward to my first bowl.
 Amy Housewine: I read it as 'heck' at first.
Image 229003   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
469
 
 tess: Reduce Reuse Recycle
 Matricii: I mean if you have enough laying around, that's a good use
 BavidDowie: What goes in the loose fist?
Image 229002   01-25-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
7
 
 Pizza: @Matricii Blame RPGs
 l0dan: "DANKLAND"? Seriously?
 Matricii: I wish this meme could have died out years ago... The internet is full of necromancers
Image 229001   01-25-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
84
 
 addend: Done. Hide.
 square44: timely.
Image 229000   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
706
 
 TaintJuice: @BavidDowie Owl agitation is attractive.
 BavidDowie: Agitated owl for scale
 apoxia: It's a snake!
 addend: (Slowly peels banana.)
 Bohab: Nature's greatest enemies
Image 228999   01-25-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
987
 
 ping: @raditzu I've seen the excellent film, its less good prequel and the 3 minute Pingu/The Thing crossover (which I recommend to anyone who has already seen The Thing). I see no dog bounding through the snow so I think we're all safe.
 raditzu: @ping have You seen "The Thing"? That shit started the very same way.
 frenk: This looks like the area in Tunguska where the Russian military found their mecha in the awesome 1980s comic book /Mecha/
 ping: @Matricii Let's just call it some sort of Lovecraftian trap. That seems far more fitting.
 ping: A quick image search followed by a machine translation from Russian tells me that it is some kind of hot spring/geyser in Russia. I feel no richer by gaining this knowledge.
 Matricii: @ping I'm going to guess it's a portal to the lost city of R'lyeh
 wolfpk: That water looks polluted.
 Whatever: Here is where hope goes to die...
 Scoo: Tide Pool
 ping: I have no idea what this is... but it sure is pretty.
Image 228998   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
261
 
 pleasing: *waggle*
 BavidDowie: I sense great pain in this place...a trauma not very long ago
 apoxia: Jaunty
 Bohab: Don't worry, I'm at least %70 sure it's hooked up
Image 228997   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
841
 
 Mr. Shine: I dig Beth and her blobs.
 Amy Housewine: Oh Beth. Will you ever win.
 BavidDowie: My lovely lady lumps
 Warrax: I'm honored to have witnessed this historic moment.
 addend: "...but I'm not sure."
 Beeble: Blobhorn.
Image 228996   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
720
 
 seahawks: (Actually, the story behind "the pompatus of love" is pretty funny ... if the opportunity ever arises again...)
 Skaalar: Probably should not be smoking a pipe in that oxygen-rich environment.
 pewdiepie: @Amy Housewine That hair of his is the Pompatus Of Love.
 Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine *guitar mimicking wolf whistle*
 Rhombo Dimple: Spacesemen.
 afroking: You dont need to read it, Spaceman Doug, youre living it!
 Amy Housewine: Those ladies are calling him, variously, 'The Space Cowboy", "The Gangster Of Love", and "Maurice".
 Matricii: @wolfpk Whatever dude... We all gotta go somehow and I'd rather mine be "Hot Alien Orgy" than "Choked on a Ham Sandwich"
 wolfpk: He thinks that he hit the jack pot, but he will change his mind when he finds out that they eat their mate after sex.
 Dr Awkward: @Astanapan Everyone is a little bit space gay, and this is why.
 Astanapan: These spacemen look a lot like earthwomen.
 Ulillillia: Hallo spaceboy
 Nope: Also that's a dope look on that dude.
 Nope: Aww shit, yall got that new spacemen?
Image 228995   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
326
 
 Chile Quornwrap: @Pizza are you an armless or armful pizza?
 Pizza: I'm confus
 waxymom: GIRLS ARE NICE
 nightmarez: I salute the brave person who stood outside a bathroom with their camera, innocently trying to get a photo of these signs without looking like a perv
 Matricii: @Dr Awkward And now you know how bagel bites came to be...
 Dr Awkward: Instructions unclear, dick got stuck in a slice of pizza (with arms)
Image 228994   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Page 1 ... 4356 4357 4358 4359 4360 4361 4362 ... 27259 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.