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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
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 Matricii: This guy asked his guidance counselor in high school what jobs would bring in the chicks and he replied "I dunno man... uhh.. Concert Cellist?" after taking a huge bong rip.
 DrinkMixMan: Cello, is it me you're looking for?
 Mexico: Why, yes, this cello is touching my butt.
Image 228990   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
260
 
 Matricii: I'll take a pizza with extra phone
 DrinkMixMan: @some guy I'm pickle DIIIIIICK!
 Starky15: Dill with it bitches!
 Aufziehvogel: Just thinking about them makes me feel all hot and gooey inside!
 marxist: "I have dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. so-and-so dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
 Not A Bot: It's a living! *shrug*
Image 228989   01-25-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
169
 
 Bohab: Ugh, if you're going to be a crazy straw you gotta go all in, this is just disappointing...
 Not A Bot: you're going to need a new timing belt and a tin of sardines
 kayjay: Hand wash only
Image 228988   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
423
 
 suckit: @DrinkMixMan There used to be one outside my neighbours house...I havent seen it lately!
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, whatever happened to those things?
 apoxia: We used to sit out in the open in the middle of a playground at night.
 Minnesotan: I think you mean "the bus stop"
 Warrax: No... no. I think it was just you.
 Nope: Inside?
Image 228987   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
271
 
 Mr. Shine: Hi, I'm John Green and welcome to my salon, today on Mental Floss . . . .
 pusha p: gillette fusion 5 proshield the yellow thing is lubricant.
 nclaw: We need @tokyopig or somebody on this
 Warrax: Why does the razor have a tongue and why is it licking his face?
 Nope: Snowden and razors don't seem like a good combo to me, dude is never lean shaven. Unless thats the point. Does the sign translate to "If you are going to leak american secrets and flee to russia atleast shave before you go on your media tour you asshole?"
Image 228986   01-25-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
239
 
 a robot: @Knice *internet robo-hugs*
 The Bees: @Knice stay strong! *crossing fingers*
 Teechur: @Knice I feel for you both. It tends to put everyone through the wringer, not just the patient. Good thoughts and prayers to all.
 Dr Awkward: @Knice Best of luck and health to her!
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Very sorry to hear that. :( Sending good vibes to Mrs Knice through the interwebs!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I've missed you guys. Rough sailing around these parts lately; my Sweetie's in medical trouble. Halfway through the first course of infusions. Keep your fingers crossed. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Hooray! Weve missed ya.
 Knice: Schlitzer
Image 228985   01-25-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
602
 
 Troll: NO SORRY DOGS
 XLY: you don't have to be sorry anymore, there's one right there
 DrinkMixMan: @wolfpk Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
 wolfpk: Dogs can't read
 Teechur: *know
 Aufziehvogel: Yeah YOU!
 Dr Awkward: "I can't fucking read, morons! Hah!"
 Annoying Vegan : This part of town is boring.
 Shay: And birds too.
 Mr. Butt: It says no dogS. They're allowed to have one.
Image 228984   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
517
 
 Side Boob: ...and that's how I got Lyme disease
 DrinkMixMan: So sweet to see her husband fawning over her.
 Whatever: Obviously someone missed the stag party
 apoxia: What a lovely couple.
 Dr Awkward: @Shay Nah, she just married some other guy. These two are just buck buddies.
 Shay: Is your boyfriend a deer?
Image 228983   01-25-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
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 happier: I was disappointed to see it was a guy.
 ironmaiden: Must use Mane & Tail shampoo
 Matricii: @Aufziehvogel pretty sure this was first found by Kim Jong Un
 DrinkMixMan: Maybe it's Neigh-beline
 addend: "So my hairstylist was horsing around one day..."
 Aufziehvogel: This is what Trump actually believes.
 Annoying Vegan : Is your girlfriend always on your mind?
Image 228982   01-25-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
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 Dresdenkeogh: @Shay deeeeepfryyyyy the turkeyyyuu
 BavidDowie: @Dr Awkward either that or setting up an ice cream maker
 Dr Awkward: Is face-torso guy putting a batch of wort in an ice bath before pitching yeast (for beer)?
 livelovebarf: Anyone else see a chin, mouth, and nose? You do now.
 Shay: Quaid...
 MyPasswordAintPassword: If only mine were half as noble-looking.
Image 228981   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
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