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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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 Matricii: This guy asked his guidance counselor in high school what jobs would bring in the chicks and he replied "I dunno man... uhh.. Concert Cellist?" after taking a huge bong rip.
 DrinkMixMan: Cello, is it me you're looking for?
 Mexico: Why, yes, this cello is touching my butt.
Image 228990   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Matricii: I'll take a pizza with extra phone
 DrinkMixMan: @some guy I'm pickle DIIIIIICK!
 Starky15: Dill with it bitches!
 Aufziehvogel: Just thinking about them makes me feel all hot and gooey inside!
 some guy : "I have dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. so-and-so dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
 Not A Bot: It's a living! *shrug*
Image 228989   01-25-18   Uploaded by    eykei
 Bohab: Ugh, if you're going to be a crazy straw you gotta go all in, this is just disappointing...
 Not A Bot: you're going to need a new timing belt and a tin of sardines
 some guy : Hand wash only
Image 228988   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
 Felicity: @DrinkMixMan There used to be one outside my neighbours house...I havent seen it lately!
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, whatever happened to those things?
 apoxia: We used to sit out in the open in the middle of a playground at night.
 Minnesotan: I think you mean "the bus stop"
 Warrax: No... no. I think it was just you.
 Nope: Inside?
Image 228987   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 Mr. Shine: Hi, I'm John Green and welcome to my salon, today on Mental Floss . . . .
 Yurishiro: gillette fusion 5 proshield the yellow thing is lubricant.
 Felicity: We need @tokyopig or somebody on this
 Warrax: Why does the razor have a tongue and why is it licking his face?
 Nope: Snowden and razors don't seem like a good combo to me, dude is never lean shaven. Unless thats the point. Does the sign translate to "If you are going to leak american secrets and flee to russia atleast shave before you go on your media tour you asshole?"
Image 228986   01-25-18   Uploaded by    eevee
 a robot: @Knice *internet robo-hugs*
 Yurishiro: @Knice stay strong! *crossing fingers*
 Teechur: @Knice I feel for you both. It tends to put everyone through the wringer, not just the patient. Good thoughts and prayers to all.
 Dr Awkward: @Knice Best of luck and health to her!
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Very sorry to hear that. :( Sending good vibes to Mrs Knice through the interwebs!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I've missed you guys. Rough sailing around these parts lately; my Sweetie's in medical trouble. Halfway through the first course of infusions. Keep your fingers crossed. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Hooray! Weve missed ya.
 Knice: Schlitzer
Image 228985   01-25-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Yurishiro: NO SORRY DOGS
 XLY: you don't have to be sorry anymore, there's one right there
 DrinkMixMan: @wolfpk Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
 wolfpk: Dogs can't read
 Teechur: *know
 Aufziehvogel: Yeah YOU!
 Dr Awkward: "I can't fucking read, morons! Hah!"
 Annoying Vegan : This part of town is boring.
 Shay: And birds too.
 Mr. Butt: It says no dogS. They're allowed to have one.
Image 228984   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
 Side Boob: ...and that's how I got Lyme disease
 DrinkMixMan: So sweet to see her husband fawning over her.
 Whatever: Obviously someone missed the stag party
 apoxia: What a lovely couple.
 Dr Awkward: @Shay Nah, she just married some other guy. These two are just buck buddies.
 Shay: Is your boyfriend a deer?
Image 228983   01-25-18   Uploaded by    fatman
 Yurishiro: I was disappointed to see it was a guy.
 Felicity: Must use Mane & Tail shampoo
 Matricii: @Aufziehvogel pretty sure this was first found by Kim Jong Un
 DrinkMixMan: Maybe it's Neigh-beline
 addend: "So my hairstylist was horsing around one day..."
 Aufziehvogel: This is what Trump actually believes.
 Annoying Vegan : Is your girlfriend always on your mind?
Image 228982   01-25-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
 Dresdenkeogh: @Shay deeeeepfryyyyy the turkeyyyuu
 BavidDowie: @Dr Awkward either that or setting up an ice cream maker
 Dr Awkward: Is face-torso guy putting a batch of wort in an ice bath before pitching yeast (for beer)?
 some guy : Anyone else see a chin, mouth, and nose? You do now.
 Shay: Quaid...
 glenalec: If only mine were half as noble-looking.
Image 228981   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
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