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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW.

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

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 Matricii: This guy asked his guidance counselor in high school what jobs would bring in the chicks and he replied "I dunno man... uhh.. Concert Cellist?" after taking a huge bong rip.
 DrinkMixMan: Cello, is it me you're looking for?
 Mexico: Why, yes, this cello is touching my butt.
Image 228990   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Matricii: I'll take a pizza with extra phone
 DrinkMixMan: @some guy I'm pickle DIIIIIICK!
 Starky15: Dill with it bitches!
 Aufziehvogel: Just thinking about them makes me feel all hot and gooey inside!
 marxist: "I have dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. so-and-so dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
 Not A Bot: It's a living! *shrug*
Image 228989   01-25-18   Uploaded by    eykei
 Bohab: Ugh, if you're going to be a crazy straw you gotta go all in, this is just disappointing...
 Not A Bot: you're going to need a new timing belt and a tin of sardines
 kayjay: Hand wash only
Image 228988   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
 suckit: @DrinkMixMan There used to be one outside my neighbours house...I havent seen it lately!
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, whatever happened to those things?
 apoxia: We used to sit out in the open in the middle of a playground at night.
 Minnesotan: I think you mean "the bus stop"
 Warrax: No... no. I think it was just you.
 Nope: Inside?
Image 228987   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 Mr. Shine: Hi, I'm John Green and welcome to my salon, today on Mental Floss . . . .
 pusha p: gillette fusion 5 proshield the yellow thing is lubricant.
 nclaw: We need @tokyopig or somebody on this
 Warrax: Why does the razor have a tongue and why is it licking his face?
 Nope: Snowden and razors don't seem like a good combo to me, dude is never lean shaven. Unless thats the point. Does the sign translate to "If you are going to leak american secrets and flee to russia atleast shave before you go on your media tour you asshole?"
Image 228986   01-25-18   Uploaded by    eevee
 a robot: @Knice *internet robo-hugs*
 The Bees: @Knice stay strong! *crossing fingers*
 Teechur: @Knice I feel for you both. It tends to put everyone through the wringer, not just the patient. Good thoughts and prayers to all.
 Dr Awkward: @Knice Best of luck and health to her!
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Very sorry to hear that. :( Sending good vibes to Mrs Knice through the interwebs!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I've missed you guys. Rough sailing around these parts lately; my Sweetie's in medical trouble. Halfway through the first course of infusions. Keep your fingers crossed. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Hooray! Weve missed ya.
 Knice: Schlitzer
Image 228985   01-25-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 XLY: you don't have to be sorry anymore, there's one right there
 DrinkMixMan: @wolfpk Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
 wolfpk: Dogs can't read
 Teechur: *know
 Aufziehvogel: Yeah YOU!
 Dr Awkward: "I can't fucking read, morons! Hah!"
 Annoying Vegan : This part of town is boring.
 Shay: And birds too.
 Mr. Butt: It says no dogS. They're allowed to have one.
Image 228984   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
 Side Boob: ...and that's how I got Lyme disease
 DrinkMixMan: So sweet to see her husband fawning over her.
 Whatever: Obviously someone missed the stag party
 apoxia: What a lovely couple.
 Dr Awkward: @Shay Nah, she just married some other guy. These two are just buck buddies.
 Shay: Is your boyfriend a deer?
Image 228983   01-25-18   Uploaded by    fatman
 happier: I was disappointed to see it was a guy.
 ironmaiden: Must use Mane & Tail shampoo
 Matricii: @Aufziehvogel pretty sure this was first found by Kim Jong Un
 DrinkMixMan: Maybe it's Neigh-beline
 addend: "So my hairstylist was horsing around one day..."
 Aufziehvogel: This is what Trump actually believes.
 Annoying Vegan : Is your girlfriend always on your mind?
Image 228982   01-25-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
 Dresdenkeogh: @Shay deeeeepfryyyyy the turkeyyyuu
 BavidDowie: @Dr Awkward either that or setting up an ice cream maker
 Dr Awkward: Is face-torso guy putting a batch of wort in an ice bath before pitching yeast (for beer)?
 livelovebarf: Anyone else see a chin, mouth, and nose? You do now.
 Shay: Quaid...
 MyPasswordAintPassword: If only mine were half as noble-looking.
Image 228981   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
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