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249635  Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249672  Dr Awkward: Classic Wyatt

249683  Telkwa: Free Hugs!

249683  Dr Awkward: Hello fellow regular panda. Salutations!

249643  Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249680  Vinochet: need Epipen, stat!

249681  San DoDo: 50 shades of oh deer

249678  Shay: I wonder what kind of score it would be if it was Donknife Trump or Adolph Forkler.

249680  funny in the wall: that stuff can be really good

249661  Christina: But it causes anxiety to everyone else.

249676  Shay: Listen you little shit, make that face again and back to the kennel you go.

249664  Christina: That cake is on something.

249682  Shay: A.D.I.D.A.S.

249667  Christina: @TurkeyVulture We get it, you are going senile. That's why you don't "rember" some spellings.

248560  Mr Bleak: Say "Mousey"!

249677  Christina: Anywhere to get that ball.

249679  Shay: Gotta go fast (or slow if you want)

249654  Jabberwikket: How to train your Tigger: Step 3, piglets.

249687  OldKentuckyShark: I didn't read CILT the first time

249643  WTF: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

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249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249660 redmonkey3: @redmonkey3 - *terrain

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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 Matricii: This guy asked his guidance counselor in high school what jobs would bring in the chicks and he replied "I dunno man... uhh.. Concert Cellist?" after taking a huge bong rip.
 DrinkMixMan: Cello, is it me you're looking for?
 Mexico: Why, yes, this cello is touching my butt.
Image 228990   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Matricii: I'll take a pizza with extra phone
 DrinkMixMan: @some guy I'm pickle DIIIIIICK!
 Starky15: Dill with it bitches!
 Aufziehvogel: Just thinking about them makes me feel all hot and gooey inside!
 some guy : "I have dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. so-and-so dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
 Not A Bot: It's a living! *shrug*
Image 228989   01-25-18   Uploaded by    eykei
 Bohab: Ugh, if you're going to be a crazy straw you gotta go all in, this is just disappointing...
 Not A Bot: you're going to need a new timing belt and a tin of sardines
 some guy : Hand wash only
Image 228988   01-25-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
 suckit: @DrinkMixMan There used to be one outside my neighbours house...I havent seen it lately!
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, whatever happened to those things?
 apoxia: We used to sit out in the open in the middle of a playground at night.
 Minnesotan: I think you mean "the bus stop"
 Warrax: No... no. I think it was just you.
 Nope: Inside?
Image 228987   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 Mr. Shine: Hi, I'm John Green and welcome to my salon, today on Mental Floss . . . .
 Yurishiro: gillette fusion 5 proshield the yellow thing is lubricant.
 nclaw: We need @tokyopig or somebody on this
 Warrax: Why does the razor have a tongue and why is it licking his face?
 Nope: Snowden and razors don't seem like a good combo to me, dude is never lean shaven. Unless thats the point. Does the sign translate to "If you are going to leak american secrets and flee to russia atleast shave before you go on your media tour you asshole?"
Image 228986   01-25-18   Uploaded by    eevee
 a robot: @Knice *internet robo-hugs*
 Yurishiro: @Knice stay strong! *crossing fingers*
 Teechur: @Knice I feel for you both. It tends to put everyone through the wringer, not just the patient. Good thoughts and prayers to all.
 Dr Awkward: @Knice Best of luck and health to her!
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Very sorry to hear that. :( Sending good vibes to Mrs Knice through the interwebs!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I've missed you guys. Rough sailing around these parts lately; my Sweetie's in medical trouble. Halfway through the first course of infusions. Keep your fingers crossed. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Hooray! Weve missed ya.
 Knice: Schlitzer
Image 228985   01-25-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Yurishiro: NO SORRY DOGS
 XLY: you don't have to be sorry anymore, there's one right there
 DrinkMixMan: @wolfpk Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
 wolfpk: Dogs can't read
 Teechur: *know
 Aufziehvogel: Yeah YOU!
 Dr Awkward: "I can't fucking read, morons! Hah!"
 Annoying Vegan : This part of town is boring.
 Shay: And birds too.
 Mr. Butt: It says no dogS. They're allowed to have one.
Image 228984   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
 Side Boob: ...and that's how I got Lyme disease
 DrinkMixMan: So sweet to see her husband fawning over her.
 Whatever: Obviously someone missed the stag party
 apoxia: What a lovely couple.
 Dr Awkward: @Shay Nah, she just married some other guy. These two are just buck buddies.
 Shay: Is your boyfriend a deer?
Image 228983   01-25-18   Uploaded by    fatman
 Yurishiro: I was disappointed to see it was a guy.
 ironmaiden: Must use Mane & Tail shampoo
 Matricii: @Aufziehvogel pretty sure this was first found by Kim Jong Un
 DrinkMixMan: Maybe it's Neigh-beline
 addend: "So my hairstylist was horsing around one day..."
 Aufziehvogel: This is what Trump actually believes.
 Annoying Vegan : Is your girlfriend always on your mind?
Image 228982   01-25-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
 Dresdenkeogh: @Shay deeeeepfryyyyy the turkeyyyuu
 BavidDowie: @Dr Awkward either that or setting up an ice cream maker
 Dr Awkward: Is face-torso guy putting a batch of wort in an ice bath before pitching yeast (for beer)?
 some guy : Anyone else see a chin, mouth, and nose? You do now.
 Shay: Quaid...
 MyPasswordAintPassword: If only mine were half as noble-looking.
Image 228981   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
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