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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

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 Skaalar: Hold your shit together, Sister Margaret! The Lord smiles on those who can keep it down!
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Back to their old habits, eh?
 snekeyes: @Felicity I like the 'sister act' ones
 alborland: Nuns should go back to the old uniforms
 genius: Reminiscent of "Weekender" by Flowered Up, innit?
 DogsRGreat: pfft. amateurs!
Image 228951   01-25-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
 sparename: Pugkin spiced
Image 228950   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 DrinkMixMan: weekend
 soccer: Slam dunkeg
 hexxx: There was a time when Tuborg was actually a slightly-respected beer ... but I don't think that this was that time.
Image 228949   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Skaalar: Switch out that Mac and cheese with some green beans and we got a deal.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 2Berries: Not enough meals come with rolling papers. Except that joint/sushi rolling class, it was awesome
 mwoody: 12 chicken tenders feeds 4-5? That makes me think this is another country more than the rolling papers part.
Image 228948   01-25-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
 Not A Bot: Look! Three actual women! Drop the stupid pillows and go talk to them!
Image 228947   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
 DrinkMixMan: @jochenau In theory it will also cause global food and water shortages, more severe weather and mass migrations
 Spazstatic: @jochenau Poseidon for president!
 jochenau: Well, it *is* a threat, but I don't know that it's really a *security* threat. It's not like the ocean is going to infiltrate the government or assassinate the president or something.
 Ulillillia: The Jailbait section on that website was not a fun fact
Image 228946   01-25-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
 Mr Bleak: That is a sadder statement about the area / city you live in than about Walmart, I'm afraid.
 toad: @Sadbot - but is someone who can work that out likely to be up for stealing steaks anyway?
 Ulillillia: has*
 Sadbot: I like that all these spider wraps aren't on correctly and you could just squeeze them off easily. You get what you pay for when you pay so little your employees are on SNAP. So, to answer the question, probably the employees.
 140bpm: I'm asking for a friend
 Warrax: Wait, are you supposed to pay for stuff from walmart? I had no idea. I've just been walking out.
 Minnesotan: robble robble
 funny in the wall: Good steak? I somehow doubt it @Ihminen
 Ihminen: nah it's just the hamburglar who quit doing McDonalds and learned how to cook a good steak
Image 228945   01-25-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Image 228944 is unbelievably bad (score -23) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by jimbiscuit. Boo, jimbiscuit.
 Aufziehvogel: Or nin or tenn
 a sedated moose: @Felicity I don't know how to pronounce this word, im from Transylvania blah!
 obboma: Count Ayiggit Blah
 Nope: But how are they?
 Minnesotan: an me wan go home
Image 228943   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
 sparename: " # Kerosene around, she's something to do, Kerosene around, set me on fire... # "
 zoso: Tonight on Fox: "Is There Humour In Bafflement?" Sheriff Jon Bunnell chairs a panel discussion about Internet comics and...
 Warrax: I've always wanted to stop drop and roll, but no one feels passionately enough about me to set me on fire :(
Image 228942   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
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