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233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

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3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. Peter Pantsless
7. barfolomew
8. Dr Awkward
9. Side Boob
10. Scoo

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233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

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nclaw uploaded 233533 (828 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 233511 (819 points)
Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)
highdra uploaded 233672 (817 points)
barfolomew uploaded 233602 (811 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 233747 (805 points)
SS Keith uploaded 233720 (805 points)
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 5. Mr. Shine: 3362 points
 6. barfolomew: 3015 points
 7. ping: 2778 points
 8. Side Boob: 2607 points
 9. Ulillillia: 2459 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2197 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
12. Skinr: 1787 points
13. VeeKay: 1769 points
14. Shay: 1740 points
15. Gomi Day: 1735 points
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 Nothing: Please don't post my picture without my permission
 Robespierre: Is it madly bad, or badly mad? Whichever, it is clearly one to the 9 Gadgets Guaranteed To Change Your Life in 2018, I'll tell you hwut.
 fanny: rad i guess?
 ping: And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
 Off Topic: Just keep refreshing your screen.
 Yurishiro: Score:100 RAD BAD
 a robot: wut
 sparenamelaptopdied: I spilt vanishing cream on my screen
 Side Boob:
Image 228907   01-25-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
 Mad Collager: @Otterman Well, you could've gone with "Penis Navy", or "Vagina Air Force".
 Mad Collager: @Otterman Well, you could've gone with "Penis Navy", or "Vagina Air Force".
 Otterman: @DrinkMixMan Mine was "Dick Army" until some Texas politician sued me.
 Yurishiro: @DrinkMixMan not rear steer, rear stir.
 DrinkMixMan: Rear Steer is my gay porno name
 VoR: Hah! Upper Stratton!
 Side Boob: Always carry a back-up
Image 228906   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
 Matricii: HELLO?? MCFLY??
 Springbok: Can we get a weaboo to translate this?
 Robespierre: It has all 7 features.
 Mr. Shine: I can't read this.
 ping: Delorian not included.
Image 228905   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
 Robespierre: Nothin' but blue skies / from now onnnn...
 karmakat: where is really up and what is really down?
Image 228904   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
 hajjpodge: I looooove Satanist girls.
 Slerzy: Jeez quit telling everybody!
 Dr Awkward: @Otterman But the Dark Lord has welcomed you into his realm of horrors, so you've got that going for you.
 Otterman: I got fired for this.
 Matricii: You realize how long those rituals take? This is why the line is always so long!
 Fancy Clown: Knew it!
 Amy Housewine: *Baph(-omet)room.
 Mr. Shine: How old do the kids have to be to be NSFW?
Image 228903   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 Yurishiro: @Felicity ahahaha! I can Just read 'for' 'uption' 'an'
 Felicity: @Yurishiro I didnt even see that one! No would be funny if it said NEED MONEY FOR CHEESE DOODLES
 Dresdenkeogh: Shut up and take my money
 Greifer: Standpipe Siamese Connection... what a dancing name
 Yurishiro: @Felicity lol that was easy! I meant the cardboard one on the right!
 Felicity: His backpack and the fire hydrants look like they form an ET- or Johnny-5-esque creature
 Felicity: @Yurishiro It looks like it says Standpipe Siamese Connection. I thought I must have misread that, but I Googled it and thats what theyre called
 Matricii: That hat looks expensive...
 Otterman: If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long - Chris Rock
 Yurishiro: @Felicity only you can deduct the back sign
 fumbduck: Oh, you!
Image 228902   01-25-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 Robespierre: When in Rome, do as the Roma do.
Image 228901   01-25-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
 Matricii: This care looks like a flea market threw up in it.
 Robespierre: Home, sweet dashboard.
 Ulillillia: This car is in distress
Image 228900   01-25-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
 some guy : Everyone knows Wolf beats Lightning.
 Springbok: How to kill a dragon: Caress it gently with a sponge or a tree branch.
 Jabberwikket: Go home spirograph, you're high AF
 Slerzy: Wolf beats sponge? Major accomplishment for wolfkind!
 Yurishiro: Sponge and air are sexually linked.
 Amy Housewine: Thumbs down for trees.
 a robot: Too much work
 Hyphae: Where is human beats meat?
 Hyphae: @jochenau once the plastic melts off the handles, the exposed metal hurts your fingers when you use em
 Robespierre: This had me at "meat tornado"
 Ulillillia: in bed
 Side Boob: This game is too complicated
 jochenau: Rock beats fire but fire beats scissors?
Image 228899   01-25-18   Uploaded by    shark
 Yurishiro: No. WE'll be long gone.
 Robespierre: Doritos? It'll be sooner than that.
Image 228898   01-25-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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