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249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

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Score:
278
 
 NoRagrets:
 Nothing: Please don't post my picture without my permission
 prius: Is it madly bad, or badly mad? Whichever, it is clearly one to the 9 Gadgets Guaranteed To Change Your Life in 2018, I'll tell you hwut.
 fanny: rad i guess?
 Scoo:
 ping: And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
 Off Topic: Just keep refreshing your screen.
 Yurishiro: Score:100 RAD BAD
 a robot: wut
 sparenamelaptopdied: I spilt vanishing cream on my screen
 Side Boob:
Image 228907   01-25-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
328
 
 Mad Collager: @Otterman Well, you could've gone with "Penis Navy", or "Vagina Air Force".
 Mad Collager: @Otterman Well, you could've gone with "Penis Navy", or "Vagina Air Force".
 Otterman: @DrinkMixMan Mine was "Dick Army" until some Texas politician sued me.
 Yurishiro: @DrinkMixMan not rear steer, rear stir.
 DrinkMixMan: Rear Steer is my gay porno name
 VoR: Hah! Upper Stratton!
 Side Boob: Always carry a back-up
Image 228906   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
192
 
 Matricii: HELLO?? MCFLY??
 Springbok: Can we get a weaboo to translate this?
 habbekratz: It has all 7 features.
 Mr. Shine: I can't read this.
 ping: Delorian not included.
Image 228905   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
194
 
 petunias: Nothin' but blue skies / from now onnnn...
 karmakat: where is really up and what is really down?
Image 228904   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
791
 
 hajjpodge: I looooove Satanist girls.
 Slerzy: Jeez quit telling everybody!
 Dr Awkward: @Otterman But the Dark Lord has welcomed you into his realm of horrors, so you've got that going for you.
 Otterman: I got fired for this.
 Matricii: You realize how long those rituals take? This is why the line is always so long!
 Fancy Clown: Knew it!
 Amy Housewine: *Baph(-omet)room.
 Mr. Shine: How old do the kids have to be to be NSFW?
Image 228903   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
388
 
 Yurishiro: @Felicity ahahaha! I can Just read 'for' 'uption' 'an'
 Felicity: @Yurishiro I didnt even see that one! No clue...it would be funny if it said NEED MONEY FOR CHEESE DOODLES
 Dresdenkeogh: Shut up and take my money
 Greifer: Standpipe Siamese Connection... what a dancing name
 Yurishiro: @Felicity lol that was easy! I meant the cardboard one on the right!
 Felicity: His backpack and the fire hydrants look like they form an ET- or Johnny-5-esque creature
 Felicity: @Yurishiro It looks like it says Standpipe Siamese Connection. I thought I must have misread that, but I Googled it and thats what theyre called
 Matricii: That hat looks expensive...
 Otterman: If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long - Chris Rock
 Yurishiro: @Felicity only you can deduct the back sign
 fumbduck: Oh, you!
Image 228902   01-25-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
87
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: When in Rome, do as the Roma do.
Image 228901   01-25-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
116
 
 Matricii: This care looks like a flea market threw up in it.
 Admiral Alan: Home, sweet dashboard.
 Ulillillia: This car is in distress
Image 228900   01-25-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
337
 
 some guy : Everyone knows Wolf beats Lightning.
 Springbok: How to kill a dragon: Caress it gently with a sponge or a tree branch.
 Jabberwikket: Go home spirograph, you're high AF
 Slerzy: Wolf beats sponge? Major accomplishment for wolfkind!
 Yurishiro: Sponge and air are sexually linked.
 Amy Housewine: Thumbs down for trees.
 a robot: Too much work
 Hyphae: Where is human beats meat?
 Hyphae: @jochenau once the plastic melts off the handles, the exposed metal hurts your fingers when you use em
 Mr Mumble: This had me at "meat tornado"
 Ulillillia: in bed
 Side Boob: This game is too complicated
 jochenau: Rock beats fire but fire beats scissors?
Image 228899   01-25-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
302
 
 Yurishiro: No. WE'll be long gone.
 waynelord: Doritos? It'll be sooner than that.
Image 228898   01-25-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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