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262463  dangerkeith3000: This makes me laugh every time I see it.

262465  dangerkeith3000: Also EAT MOR CHICKN

262466  dangerkeith3000: What'll it be, Norm?

262471  Robespierre: It appears that "Red Rank Fascination" has run its course. Next...

262467  dangerkeith3000: Whoa whoa whoa! A little harsh my dudes.

262469  Robespierre: Original poster is just jealous

262468  dangerkeith3000: I wonder how Kit would feel knowing his likeness is on a dude's appendage. (quite a good likeness, it's a well done tat)

262466  Robespierre: So THIS is what "partying with the Kardashians" is all about.

262470  dangerkeith3000: Howard the Duck reboot looking A LOT better than the original.

262468  Butcherboy: Id like that Hawaiian shirt

262471  dangerkeith3000: What an ass.

262476  ignatz: Platypup

262447  fanny: aww, another kitty that looks like my famous did. thanks for the saddness, spaceship.

262478  ignatz: Spice is one helluva drug

262479  ignatz: Library not found

262469  skillet: Looks like one of those Geico more commercials

262457  fanny: fuck off, trumpillar!

262473  ignatz: Rules me out..

262468  Scoo: Hawaiian Snow

262466  charlemagne: @Vaple Flumuble four legs good, two legs bad

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262425 dangerkeith3000: This is the most awesome thing I will probably see today.

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

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262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

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 Melm Horpuble:
 Gild Horpongo: Please don't post my picture without my permission
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 Germ Plemoble: rad i guess?
 Burm Flumopert:
 Bompo Albopert: And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
 Bild Rempuble: Just keep refreshing your screen.
 Bongo Cremungus: Score:100 RAD BAD
 Pongo Grunongus: wut
 Florb Dampungus: I spilt vanishing cream on my screen
 Dulm Cremombies:
Image 228907   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Viwn Cremumbies
 Borm Plungus: @Otterman Well, you could've gone with "Penis Navy", or "Vagina Air Force".
 Thaft Brupert: @Otterman Well, you could've gone with "Penis Navy", or "Vagina Air Force".
 Huld Morpoble: @DrinkMixMan Mine was "Dick Army" until some Texas politician sued me.
 Dang Morpupert: @DrinkMixMan not rear steer, rear stir.
 Pirt Rempupert: Rear Steer is my gay porno name
 Golm Brungo: Hah! Upper Stratton!
 Froft Horpombies: Always carry a back-up
Image 228906   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Liple Plemoble
 Frerb Grungus: HELLO?? MCFLY??
 Peple Cremumbies: Can we get a weaboo to translate this?
 Jelm Albumbies: It has all 7 features.
 Boft Cremongo: I can't read this.
 Jown Dampumbies: Delorian not included.
Image 228905   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Gerb Flupert
 Volm Plomple: Nothin' but blue skies / from now onnnn...
 Mawn Morpopert: where is really up and what is really down?
Image 228904   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Flurt Albombies
 Flirt Plongus: I looooove Satanist girls.
 Puft Flumumbies: Jeez quit telling everybody!
 Paple Grongo: @Otterman But the Dark Lord has welcomed you into his realm of horrors, so you've got that going for you.
 Mungo Albumbies: I got fired for this.
 Crold Flumungus: You realize how long those rituals take? This is why the line is always so long!
 Rawn Drumombies: Knew it!
 Lung Plemombies: *Baph(-omet)room.
 Jengo Albongo: How old do the kids have to be to be NSFW?
Image 228903   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Fromp Dampungo
 Haft Morpongo: @Felicity ahahaha! I can Just read 'for' 'uption' 'an'
 Cralm Grumple: @Yurishiro I didnt even see that one! No would be funny if it said NEED MONEY FOR CHEESE DOODLES
 Dert Alboble: Shut up and take my money
 Moft Flumongus: Standpipe Siamese Connection... what a dancing name
 Thong Plemoble: @Felicity lol that was easy! I meant the cardboard one on the right!
 Frung Plemumbies: His backpack and the fire hydrants look like they form an ET- or Johnny-5-esque creature
 Jemp Dampombies: @Yurishiro It looks like it says Standpipe Siamese Connection. I thought I must have misread that, but I Googled it and thats what theyre called
 Frungo Horpongus: That hat looks expensive...
 Dung Flombies: If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long - Chris Rock
 Ving Flomple: @Felicity only you can deduct the back sign
 Volm Grumbies: Oh, you!
Image 228902   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Vurt Flongo
 Rang Morpuble: When in Rome, do as the Roma do.
Image 228901   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Down Bromple
 Dungo Dampopert: This care looks like a flea market threw up in it.
 Thang Morpupert: Home, sweet dashboard.
 Lirt Drumombies: This car is in distress
Image 228900   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Jorb Grunopert
 Dolm Plongo: Everyone knows Wolf beats Lightning.
 Flilm Drumungus: How to kill a dragon: Caress it gently with a sponge or a tree branch.
 Mimpo Rempuble: Go home spirograph, you're high AF
 Flaple Drumupert: Wolf beats sponge? Major accomplishment for wolfkind!
 Crurb Brungus: Sponge and air are sexually linked.
 Limpo Morpungo: Thumbs down for trees.
 Huld Plemopert: Too much work
 Crong Horpopert: Where is human beats meat?
 Crarb Groble: @jochenau once the plastic melts off the handles, the exposed metal hurts your fingers when you use em
 Flift Cremungo: This had me at "meat tornado"
 Trirm Grunoble: in bed
 Crengo Horpopert: This game is too complicated
 Gald Ploble: Rock beats fire but fire beats scissors?
Image 228899   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Dirt Plomple
 Crarm Plumple: No. WE'll be long gone.
 Ruld Broble: Doritos? It'll be sooner than that.
Image 228898   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Himp Rempoble
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