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273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...



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Score:
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 brutal: Blobfish evolution.
 a robot: None more wrinkly.
Image 228881   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
306
 
 Matricii: Now read it as William Shatner...
 Mr. Shine: *sweet guitar solo*
 Mac: Buddy, you're an old man.
 FabricMan: Stomp stomp CLAP!
Image 228880   01-25-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
390
 
 Korrok: Ghost in the Shell hands.
 Dresdenkeogh: Dr strange using only practical effects is rather lacking
 Pegged Lamb: @Nothing isn't it 30?
 Nothing: High 25!
Image 228879   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
325
 
 beefbeef: @Mexico i agree with this
 Surprising: Knowledges? Or knowledge, but said after a word implying its a plural?
 Mexico: It starts by reading Death of the Author. Then you hole up in your room reading Derrida and Baudrillard all day, until you argue that structures are meaningless and that this is cause for celebration.
 Lemon Rage: "My son has recently been using the term "dafuq". Should I be worried?
Image 228878   01-25-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Image 228877 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Punt Numbles. We'll pray for you, Punt Numbles.
Score:
588
 
 majorchamp: looool @Yurishiro!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 redpeepee: It's okay I like hentai.
Image 228876   01-25-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
670
 
 Prostata: if someone's punching nazis, they're ok in my book no matter what they're wearing. This whole mask argument is utterly pointless distraction.
 hajjpodge: @Side Boob The state will prosecute you for taking physical action against Nazis. Protecting your identity doesn't just protect you from the Nazi scum, but the law enforcement too. Which white nationalists have inundated with their members, something the FBI has raised as a serious concern but something neither Obama did anything about and also something Trump will do nothing about.
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob The easter bunny'll spot me it - we go waaaay back.
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak It'll cost you tree fiddy :P
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob After your three o'clock, can you get me is autograph? He's always out when I go looking for him.
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak I'm busy with the Easter Bunny right now, then I have a three-o'clock with the Loch Ness Monster.
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Tell that to Batman.
 Side Boob: @White Rice We'll have to agree to disagree.
 White Rice: @Side Boob the problem isnt about being in the right or not (its pretty safe to assume Nazi=in the wrong) but the fact that with the disturbing amount of support & acceptance that these Nazis have gotten in recent years, being identified means more than just having legal ramifications. How many of those fuckwits did that angry mob march with the tiki torches? Now imagine every one of them decided theyre going after you & your family, because you went against their (proven evil) philosophy. Its all worse case scenario right now, and it sucks. It shouldnt be this way, but for now, its reality.
 Side Boob: @funny in the wall If nazi fuckwits start shit, I'm all for stepping on their necks. But if I'm going to start swinging, I'm damn sure going to be in the right so I don't need to conceal my identiy
 FabricMan: @jochenau Never underestimate a punk lawyer
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Superheros don't exist. I don't believe the police should wear masks either. Eliot Ness didn't, and he brought down Capone. Accept the risk & consequences for your actions or don't do those things.
 funny in the wall: @Side Boob does that make the nazis the good guys?
 JollyWell: @Side Boob Literally everyone who makes a real difference against criminals protects his/her identity. Police special forces, Anti-mafia task forces, superheroes.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Yes
 addend: Thank goodness the ninja is on our side.
 jochenau: I don't know how much legal aid you can really get for assault and battery.
 White Male: @Side Boob the bad guys will use your identity to hurt those you love. Still think you don't need a mask?
 Side Boob: If you are the good guys, you don't need a mask.
Image 228875   01-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
242
 
 Jolly Well: Jack Nicholson has a little of the Captain in him
 Annoying Vegan : Keep your shoes off of the furniture please.
 a robot: He probably just came from a Skype interview
 Dorb: I first thought it was Bryan Cranston.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Offices upstairs, party in the basement
 barfolomew: Here we see the common bro performing a full genital presentation in order to attract a mate.
Image 228874   01-25-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
438
 
 cj22: I think I see some white smoke, Peter...and yes, we are receiving confirmation--we have a new pope
 Lumb Blombus: I have to go now. My planet needs me
 Mr. Shine: Taco Nite was a mistake
 Drump Porbs: It's the fallout that kills people though
 Mad Collager: Uncle Rob!
 zoe: The Werner von Braun Memorial Barbecue.
 Pop That Ponzi: Indian food amirite?
 tokyopig: This happened to me too after I went into a coma in early 2016 and woke up yesterday, checked my phone and realized that Donald Trump is POTUS. It is implied that I check my phone while pooping by that patently false statement, and that is not inaccurate.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: king of all safety was sleepin right then.
 professorpig: WWYBWDS..
Image 228873   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
1030
 
 eevee: @Shay Well, Sir I believe it has to come out.
 Shay: My brain hurts!
 trelyate: they need TP for their bungholes
 Morn Bumbies: Hulking incredible.
 ShamWOW: @Yurishiro Monty Python are such attention grizzly bears
 Fantasy: My friends and I sometimes take these pics just for fun and not posting xD
 tokyopig: Panty Mython?
 Science: Now, I've noticed a tendency for this program to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly.
 when so: We are number one!
Image 228872   01-25-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
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