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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((



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Religion X uploaded 263273 (791 points)
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piratepom uploaded 263241 (766 points)
Scoo uploaded 263427 (765 points)
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Everseen uploaded 263436 (744 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
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14. Mexico: 1434 points
15. HenryVIII: 1430 points
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Image 228832   01-25-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
320
 
 craftjunk: @VeeKay Yup; the zoo keepers did a great job of saving all of those 'mingos.
 VeeKay: Miami Metrozoo 1992, Hurricane Andrew on it's way.
 PenguinBartender: Guys, guys, GUYS! There's a second sink, you can form TWO lines!
 Teechur: Must have been a sale at Victoria's Secret.
 claphands: Apparently there are more fake flamingos in the world than real ones :(
 shark: *murmuring intensifies*
Image 228831   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
480
 
 Punt Numbles: Extra-large nose for easier booping.
Image 228830   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
290
 
 Slerzy: @sparenamelaptopdied Mine too! :D
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Slerzy How did you know my middle name?
 Slerzy: @sparenamelaptopdied Maybe you're inept? Hur hur.
 sparenamelaptopdied: The women in MY life do not believe that ANYTHING could possibly take longer to do than THEY think it should... so continually interrupt me just to make sure that everything takes longer to do, or gets rushed, or even not started - all so they can have more things to moan about
 tib gubb: let me explain to you why what you're doing is impossible
 tokyopig: I didn't say it can't be done, I just said that you're doing it wrong.
 Ulillillia: Men, am I right, ladies?
Image 228829   01-25-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
613
 
 Teechur: @Kaviri Your cat probably wonders about that, too. Much like my dog probably does....
 Kaviri: classic of a classic aside, why do I feel compelled to do this every time my cat walks by?
Image 228828   01-25-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
407
 
 Matricii: *gasp* Super Mega Ultra Chicken? He is of legend!
 Amy Housewine: birb is big famous, even the lid
Image 228827   01-25-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
238
 
 twitter: @Prostata Trust me, it's not worth the bother.
 Prostata: can I get this translated to english?
 Mr. Shine: Cute piggle.
 Kaviri: Pearls before swine.
 Matricii: Well someone got Redcap lore backwards
 Whatever: Red with the blood of mine enemies
Image 228826   01-24-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
46
 
 Matricii: @Robespierre THEY TOOK OUR CURRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! *rabble rabble rabble*
 a spider plan: @tib gubb You may recall that their old ads went something like this: *cough* "It's no DOWNSTREAM beer, it's no CITY beer; it's CURRS."
 PenguinBartender: @Matricii I still have flashbacks to buying a pack of PBR to try it out. That thing sat in the fridge for months :(
 brian greene: fatguts for scale
 Matricii: The only way this could have a higher douchefactor is if they were drinking PBR
 tib gubb: this ain't no fancy pants craft beer, this is for getting piss-drunk... man, i should work in advertising
 Ulillillia: I think I'm gonna like housesitting.
Image 228825   01-24-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
363
 
 Mr. Shine: This is one hell of an engagement photo.
 Matricii: I guess this proves there's someone for everyone...even if that someone needs peanut butter to convince them....
Image 228824   01-24-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
167
 
 SS Keith: So THAT's what happened to my '95 Camry.
 Matricii: Must have a $5k sound system to be this awful
Image 228823   01-24-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
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