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272280  tib gubb: when you fuck up really bad so your dog has to try realllly hard

272281  tib gubb: how's that for your sci fi realism?

272283  tib gubb: oo, with pastries!

272135  Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272135  Mr Bleak: @White Rice Possibly the "Defibrillator on standby" class.

272290  tib gubb: put some friggin pants on, little girl

272287  VoR: Ya better watch out.

272300  charmander: "He said penis hehe"

272282  ignatz: @Air Biscuit Apparently they usually film in SteadyCam and add the shake in post..

272298  Father Goose: Old cats are best cats. Give her lots of love OP!

272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

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272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!



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Score:
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 Dresdenkeogh: You sir, are no Salvador Dali, but your lobster is a doll.
 PenguinBartender: Bottle too warm? That's a stingin'. Bottle too cool? That's a stingin'.
 Ulillillia: Meanwhile, at Australian PetSmart
 funny in the wall: Thats not my mouth. Also, please continue
Image 228713   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
676
 
 Shay: So we meet again you jolly ol' bastard.
 Dr Awkward: I am your Dog now.... I mean God!
 tib gubb: "What should we do with him, Mister Hand?"
 aoaoaoao: Santa VS Cat
Image 228712   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
577
 
 dangerkeith3000: This is exactly why Star Trek view screens have maximum magnification. Hand to god.
 Amy Housewine: Enhance. ENHANCE.
 bug: ...The traffic is behind me. -Because I stopped to take a selfie in the road.
Image 228711   01-24-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
230
 
 Teechur: This traffic ugh
Image 228710   01-24-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
535
 
 SuedeOxford: This traffic ugh
 FabricMan: The cyclist rolls backwards if the roll is hung properly
 Dr Awkward: Finally this little guy has his own parking space #228681
 sparename: Everyone tells me that I need to see a trick-cyclist
Image 228709   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
551
 
 Slerzy: @RiderFan I wonder how to make comments seem obviously sarcastic in the future? Italics perhaps.
 professorpig: @Slerzy It's not possible on this site - there are no font flavourings available for comments. I attempted to make a humorous comment on #228729 and some folks apparently didn't get it; I started digging myself into a hole trying to explain it, then decided to just 86 my part of the thread and be done with it. Sarcasm is difficult to express in print, so it's just best to leave it alone.
 Slerzy: @RiderFan I wonder how to make comments seem obviously sarcastic in the future? Italics perhaps.
 RiderFan: @Slerzy In Hawaii, where it has always been.
 Slerzy: Where's the birth certificate??????
 cenecia: This week, in Undercover Bosses...
 Ulillillia: He's stuck working in a restaurant while Carter gets to build houses.
 Dr Awkward: Thanks (for the chicken) Obama
Image 228708   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
946
 
 Mad Collager: Perhaps the fin is unintented.
 Mad Collager: @sparename Yeah, but still they manage to copulate. For some reason, the more modern fishes went with the much more inefficient insemination method.
 dangerkeith3000: Instant fun, and easy clean up!
 trelyate: A+ fin placement
 tib gubb: some next level grandma humor, right there.
 sparename: Shark's skeletons are made of cartilage - they have no boner
 Scoo: Just the Pinterest version of #227380
Image 228707   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
482
 
 flushpuppy: Lovely guy.
 Ulillillia: Technically, he could still serve a second term...
 Whatever: Who says the good die young? Hes doing more work than the last three residents of the White House combined
 Yam: Jumpin Jimminies!
Image 228706   01-24-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
414
 
 wolfpk: That would go well with a "shark blanket"
 PenguinBartender: Are we still doing the "if you're brave enough" thing?
 trelyate: love angle
 Dr Awkward: This is that raging tuber I was talking about #203260
 Scoo: The Dick Tater
 funny in the wall: grandma knitted me a dick potato
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that big?? noo nooooo that dirty.
 barfolomew: tee hee
Image 228705   01-24-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
533
 
 skatermario: Bob Ross takes the Megaton Man serum
 when so: Rob Boss
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Those Gainsborough..
 tib gubb: This is why he taught himself to not get angry
Image 228704   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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