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262784  Spazstatic: And no respirator.

262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!



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 Dresdenkeogh: You sir, are no Salvador Dali, but your lobster is a doll.
 PenguinBartender: Bottle too warm? That's a stingin'. Bottle too cool? That's a stingin'.
 Ulillillia: Meanwhile, at Australian PetSmart
 funny in the wall: Thats not my mouth. Also, please continue
Image 228713   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
676
 
 Shay: So we meet again you jolly ol' bastard.
 Dr Awkward: I am your Dog now.... I mean God!
 tib gubb: "What should we do with him, Mister Hand?"
 aoaoaoao: Santa VS Cat
Image 228712   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
577
 
 dangerkeith3000: This is exactly why Star Trek view screens have maximum magnification. Hand to god.
 Amy Housewine: Enhance. ENHANCE.
 bug: ...The traffic is behind me. -Because I stopped to take a selfie in the road.
Image 228711   01-24-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
230
 
 Teechur: This traffic ugh
Image 228710   01-24-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
535
 
 SuedeOxford: This traffic ugh
 FabricMan: The cyclist rolls backwards if the roll is hung properly
 Dr Awkward: Finally this little guy has his own parking space #228681
 sparename: Everyone tells me that I need to see a trick-cyclist
Image 228709   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
551
 
 Slerzy: @RiderFan I wonder how to make comments seem obviously sarcastic in the future? Italics perhaps.
 professorpig: @Slerzy It's not possible on this site - there are no font flavourings available for comments. I attempted to make a humorous comment on #228729 and some folks apparently didn't get it; I started digging myself into a hole trying to explain it, then decided to just 86 my part of the thread and be done with it. Sarcasm is difficult to express in print, so it's just best to leave it alone.
 Slerzy: @RiderFan I wonder how to make comments seem obviously sarcastic in the future? Italics perhaps.
 RiderFan: @Slerzy In Hawaii, where it has always been.
 Slerzy: Where's the birth certificate??????
 cenecia: This week, in Undercover Bosses...
 Ulillillia: He's stuck working in a restaurant while Carter gets to build houses.
 Dr Awkward: Thanks (for the chicken) Obama
Image 228708   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
946
 
 Mad Collager: Perhaps the fin is unintented.
 Mad Collager: @sparename Yeah, but still they manage to copulate. For some reason, the more modern fishes went with the much more inefficient insemination method.
 dangerkeith3000: Instant fun, and easy clean up!
 trelyate: A+ fin placement
 tib gubb: some next level grandma humor, right there.
 sparename: Shark's skeletons are made of cartilage - they have no boner
 Scoo: Just the Pinterest version of #227380
Image 228707   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
482
 
 VeeKay: Lovely guy.
 Ulillillia: Technically, he could still serve a second term...
 Whatever: Who says the good die young? Hes doing more work than the last three residents of the White House combined
 Yam: Jumpin Jimminies!
Image 228706   01-24-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
414
 
 wolfpk: That would go well with a "shark blanket"
 PenguinBartender: Are we still doing the "if you're brave enough" thing?
 trelyate: love angle
 Dr Awkward: This is that raging tuber I was talking about #203260
 Scoo: The Dick Tater
 funny in the wall: grandma knitted me a dick potato
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that big?? noo nooooo that dirty.
 barfolomew: tee hee
Image 228705   01-24-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
533
 
 skatermario: Bob Ross takes the Megaton Man serum
 when so: Rob Boss
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Those Gainsborough..
 tib gubb: This is why he taught himself to not get angry
Image 228704   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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