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254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

254023  raditzu: check mate!

254010  well duh: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

253953  raditzu: Their stepmom was a real bitch...

253321  Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332

254030  a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Cuppa (G.I.) Joe

254039  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Side Boob
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9. FireBreathingMarmot
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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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WetWilly uploaded 253522 (856 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (848 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
Scoo uploaded 253831 (838 points)
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11. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
12. mrmrmr: 1787 points
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 dangerkeith3000: This is exactly why Star Trek view screens have maximum magnification. Hand to god.
 Amy Housewine: Enhance. ENHANCE.
 bug: ...The traffic is behind me. -Because I stopped to take a selfie in the road.
Image 228711   01-24-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
230
 
 Teechur: This traffic ugh
Image 228710   01-24-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
535
 
 SuedeOxford: This traffic ugh
 FabricMan: The cyclist rolls backwards if the roll is hung properly
 Dr Awkward: Finally this little guy has his own parking space #228681
 sparename: Everyone tells me that I need to see a trick-cyclist
Image 228709   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
551
 
 Slerzy: @RiderFan I wonder how to make comments seem obviously sarcastic in the future? Italics perhaps.
 professorpig: @Slerzy It's not possible on this site - there are no font flavourings available for comments. I attempted to make a humorous comment on #228729 and some folks apparently didn't get it; I started digging myself into a hole trying to explain it, then decided to just 86 my part of the thread and be done with it. Sarcasm is difficult to express in print, so it's just best to leave it alone.
 Slerzy: @RiderFan I wonder how to make comments seem obviously sarcastic in the future? Italics perhaps.
 RiderFan: @Slerzy In Hawaii, where it has always been.
 Slerzy: Where's the birth certificate??????
 cenecia: This week, in Undercover Bosses...
 Ulillillia: He's stuck working in a restaurant while Carter gets to build houses.
 Dr Awkward: Thanks (for the chicken) Obama
Image 228708   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
946
 
 Mad Collager: Perhaps the fin is unintented.
 Mad Collager: @sparename Yeah, but still they manage to copulate. For some reason, the more modern fishes went with the much more inefficient insemination method.
 dangerkeith3000: Instant fun, and easy clean up!
 trelyate: A+ fin placement
 tib gubb: some next level grandma humor, right there.
 sparename: Shark's skeletons are made of cartilage - they have no boner
 Scoo: Just the Pinterest version of #227380
Image 228707   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
482
 
 VeeKay: Lovely guy.
 Ulillillia: Technically, he could still serve a second term...
 Whatever: Who says the good die young? Hes doing more work than the last three residents of the White House combined
 Yam: Jumpin Jimminies!
Image 228706   01-24-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
414
 
 wolfpk: That would go well with a "shark blanket"
 PenguinBartender: Are we still doing the "if you're brave enough" thing?
 trelyate: love angle
 Dr Awkward: This is that raging tuber I was talking about #203260
 Scoo: The Dick Tater
 funny in the wall: grandma knitted me a dick potato
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that big?? noo nooooo that dirty.
 barfolomew: tee hee
Image 228705   01-24-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
533
 
 skatermario: Bob Ross takes the Megaton Man serum
 when so: Rob Boss
 ignatz: Those Gainsborough..
 tib gubb: This is why he taught himself to not get angry
Image 228704   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
670
 
 Scoo: It's pretty old, I guess
Image 228703   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
302
 
 Prostata: the penis mightier than the paintbrush
 Dr Awkward: [changes "pen" to "penis"]
 mrmaestro: Shit house poet! ya better run and hide. Or loo attendant's gonna kick your butt, alright!
 fumbduck: Oh noetry.
 Dresdenkeogh: Hyphens would make or break this
Image 228702   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
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