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267574  Mr Bleak: Excuse me miss, you dropped this "L".

267859  tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267930  BavidDowie: Where did you say this was cellared?

267938  BavidDowie: Brace of Coneys

267941  BavidDowie: I'm ashamed to see this blatant erotic display on the Spaceship

267892  VeeKay: Classic Bethesda

267894  VeeKay: May the ghost of Jeff Bezos haunt your Christmas.

267950  Not A Bot: netflix is for people who dont have a computer. *google*watch (insert show/movie here) online*enter*

267924  tib gubb: classy as heck

267961  BavidDowie: This deer is giving the Divine blessing of the God-Man

267938  tib gubb: delicious

267946  tib gubb: well i'm not going to criticize you for being half-assed about it

267974  BavidDowie: I assume it says, "Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish ..."

267952  Christina: *fuchsia.

267958  Gomi Day: @a robot yeah. i mean, this is obviously satire. but i've conversed with enough of these dippy wingnuts that i could absolutely see them nodding at this image and thinking what a great idea it is.

267963  FormerLurker: Its always unfortunate when a pet attacks a porcupine.

267963  Christina: Must be some Guinness record.

267966  FormerLurker: Its even uglier than the car Homer designed!

267968  Christina: Carcinogen.

267972  tib gubb: yeah, you and the horseless carriage you rode in on

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. tib gubb
4. MrBoffo
5. DrNinjaman
6. Shay
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9. Side Boob
10. WTF



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267930 BavidDowie: Where did you say this was cellared?

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?



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sundragon uploaded 267499 (799 points)
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iCEy uploaded 267787 (798 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (787 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (779 points)
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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (770 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)


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 7. Nope: 1914 points
 8. time is wastin: 1883 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1809 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. Mustyrats: 1515 points
14. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
535
 
 SuedeOxford: This traffic ugh
 FabricMan: The cyclist rolls backwards if the roll is hung properly
 Dr Awkward: Finally this little guy has his own parking space #228681
 sparename: Everyone tells me that I need to see a trick-cyclist
Image 228709   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
551
 
 Slerzy: @RiderFan I wonder how to make comments seem obviously sarcastic in the future? Italics perhaps.
 professorpig: @Slerzy It's not possible on this site - there are no font flavourings available for comments. I attempted to make a humorous comment on #228729 and some folks apparently didn't get it; I started digging myself into a hole trying to explain it, then decided to just 86 my part of the thread and be done with it. Sarcasm is difficult to express in print, so it's just best to leave it alone.
 Slerzy: @RiderFan I wonder how to make comments seem obviously sarcastic in the future? Italics perhaps.
 RiderFan: @Slerzy In Hawaii, where it has always been.
 Slerzy: Where's the birth certificate??????
 cenecia: This week, in Undercover Bosses...
 Ulillillia: He's stuck working in a restaurant while Carter gets to build houses.
 Dr Awkward: Thanks (for the chicken) Obama
Image 228708   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
946
 
 Mad Collager: Perhaps the fin is unintented.
 Mad Collager: @sparename Yeah, but still they manage to copulate. For some reason, the more modern fishes went with the much more inefficient insemination method.
 dangerkeith3000: Instant fun, and easy clean up!
 trelyate: A+ fin placement
 tib gubb: some next level grandma humor, right there.
 sparename: Shark's skeletons are made of cartilage - they have no boner
 Scoo: Just the Pinterest version of #227380
Image 228707   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
482
 
 VeeKay: Lovely guy.
 Ulillillia: Technically, he could still serve a second term...
 Whatever: Who says the good die young? Hes doing more work than the last three residents of the White House combined
 Yam: Jumpin Jimminies!
Image 228706   01-24-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
414
 
 wolfpk: That would go well with a "shark blanket"
 PenguinBartender: Are we still doing the "if you're brave enough" thing?
 trelyate: love angle
 Dr Awkward: This is that raging tuber I was talking about #203260
 Scoo: The Dick Tater
 funny in the wall: grandma knitted me a dick potato
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that big?? noo nooooo that dirty.
 barfolomew: tee hee
Image 228705   01-24-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
533
 
 skatermario: Bob Ross takes the Megaton Man serum
 when so: Rob Boss
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Those Gainsborough..
 tib gubb: This is why he taught himself to not get angry
Image 228704   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
670
 
 Scoo: It's pretty old, I guess
Image 228703   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
302
 
 Prostata: the penis mightier than the paintbrush
 Dr Awkward: [changes "pen" to "penis"]
 mrmaestro: Shit house poet! ya better run and hide. Or loo attendant's gonna kick your butt, alright!
 fumbduck: Oh noetry.
 Dresdenkeogh: Hyphens would make or break this
Image 228702   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
120
 
 Watch Out: I got one of these new 10s in my change earlier this week. I've been spending 20s and 50s ever since to avoid giving it away (I did the same when the new 5's came out last year.)
 VeeKay: An adequate number of monetary units.
 SpaceCow: Unless it spells something, we're not impressed.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm glad the fine folks at zebra gum are still working
Image 228701   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
360
 
 afroking: @tib gubb - only until the war-crimes tribunal catches up with you, though.
 Mad Collager: @tib gubb I am reminded of the classic Far Side cartoon featuring one chimp with pointy-rim glasses grooming another. "Another blonde hair. Been doing more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?".
 tib gubb: turns out, you can get away with pretty much anything, as long as it's under the guise of research
 Side Boob: ...much like my toilet crowbar.
 dangerkeith3000: "Research"
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh sfx *
 Dresdenkeogh: *old timey tape reel startup sex* Initiating test #45562 of determining what gets me off. Today's subject was an elderly gentleman. At first I was repelled... But then....* Inaudible tape is damaged at this timestamp
 PenguinBartender: Is that what we're calling it now?
 WTF: That's what all the toilet cameras say.
Image 228700   01-24-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
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