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263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

263256  Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO

263257  Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.

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2. addend
3. dangerkeith3000
4. ignatz
5. VeeKay
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263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263229 dangerkeith3000: "Imagine what I can do to your penis."

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc



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Score:
414
 
 wolfpk: That would go well with a "shark blanket"
 PenguinBartender: Are we still doing the "if you're brave enough" thing?
 trelyate: love angle
 Dr Awkward: This is that raging tuber I was talking about #203260
 Scoo: The Dick Tater
 funny in the wall: grandma knitted me a dick potato
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that big?? noo nooooo that dirty.
 barfolomew: tee hee
Image 228705   01-24-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
533
 
 skatermario: Bob Ross takes the Megaton Man serum
 when so: Rob Boss
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Those Gainsborough..
 tib gubb: This is why he taught himself to not get angry
Image 228704   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
670
 
 Scoo: It's pretty old, I guess
Image 228703   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
302
 
 Prostata: the penis mightier than the paintbrush
 Dr Awkward: [changes "pen" to "penis"]
 mrmaestro: Shit house poet! ya better run and hide. Or loo attendant's gonna kick your butt, alright!
 fumbduck: Oh noetry.
 Dresdenkeogh: Hyphens would make or break this
Image 228702   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
120
 
 Watch Out: I got one of these new 10s in my change earlier this week. I've been spending 20s and 50s ever since to avoid giving it away (I did the same when the new 5's came out last year.)
 VeeKay: An adequate number of monetary units.
 SpaceCow: Unless it spells something, we're not impressed.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm glad the fine folks at zebra gum are still working
Image 228701   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
360
 
 afroking: @tib gubb - only until the war-crimes tribunal catches up with you, though.
 Mad Collager: @tib gubb I am reminded of the classic Far Side cartoon featuring one chimp with pointy-rim glasses grooming another. "Another blonde hair. Been doing more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?".
 tib gubb: turns out, you can get away with pretty much anything, as long as it's under the guise of research
 Side Boob: ...much like my toilet crowbar.
 dangerkeith3000: "Research"
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh sfx *
 Dresdenkeogh: *old timey tape reel startup sex* Initiating test #45562 of determining what gets me off. Today's subject was an elderly gentleman. At first I was repelled... But then....* Inaudible tape is damaged at this timestamp
 PenguinBartender: Is that what we're calling it now?
 WTF: That's what all the toilet cameras say.
Image 228700   01-24-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
507
 
 karmakat: MY FRIEND!
Image 228699   01-24-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
368
 
 Mad Collager: Yeah, they're happy now, but just wait till they try to find their way out.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Shay I can express my love for you about as well as I can pronounce the name of the furniture we're touching
 SpaceCow: The wedding cake will look like a pile of Swedish Fish.
 Ulillillia: The food served at the reception is not actual size
 Shay: Knowing that their marriage will break apart eventually, makes sense to have the ceremony here.
 a robot: I honestly love being at IKEA, like I could spend a whole weekend there, but this is a bit much
 Wet farts: You cheap bastard!
Image 228698   01-24-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
609
 
 WTF: M'doggie
 Fuzzpot: Your dog is big.
 KEKOEKEOEK: I'm sorry, old buddy. *removes little hat; feels like shit*
Image 228697   01-24-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
366
 
 SpaceCow: Two Face Pineapple Pokopo.
 Science: Remember when you had to spot the pineapple on Psych?
 Hyphae: Cold as fire, baby, hot as ice, if you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice?
 Teechur: This is how the cat in #228695 sees a pineapple.
Image 228696   01-24-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
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