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253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

253817  Greifer: that bike is crab

253861  Mad Collager: I would love to open a restaurant next door that offers European food. I'd call it Sans Wok.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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Score:
414
 
 wolfpk: That would go well with a "shark blanket"
 PenguinBartender: Are we still doing the "if you're brave enough" thing?
 trelyate: love angle
 Dr Awkward: This is that raging tuber I was talking about #203260
 Scoo: The Dick Tater
 funny in the wall: grandma knitted me a dick potato
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that big?? noo nooooo that dirty.
 barfolomew: tee hee
Image 228705   01-24-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
533
 
 skatermario: Bob Ross takes the Megaton Man serum
 when so: Rob Boss
 ignatz: Those Gainsborough..
 tib gubb: This is why he taught himself to not get angry
Image 228704   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
670
 
 Scoo: It's pretty old, I guess
Image 228703   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
302
 
 Prostata: the penis mightier than the paintbrush
 Dr Awkward: [changes "pen" to "penis"]
 mrmaestro: Shit house poet! ya better run and hide. Or loo attendant's gonna kick your butt, alright!
 fumbduck: Oh noetry.
 Dresdenkeogh: Hyphens would make or break this
Image 228702   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
120
 
 Watch Out: I got one of these new 10s in my change earlier this week. I've been spending 20s and 50s ever since to avoid giving it away (I did the same when the new 5's came out last year.)
 VeeKay: An adequate number of monetary units.
 SpaceCow: Unless it spells something, we're not impressed.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm glad the fine folks at zebra gum are still working
Image 228701   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
360
 
 afroking: @tib gubb - only until the war-crimes tribunal catches up with you, though.
 Mad Collager: @tib gubb I am reminded of the classic Far Side cartoon featuring one chimp with pointy-rim glasses grooming another. "Another blonde hair. Been doing more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?".
 tib gubb: turns out, you can get away with pretty much anything, as long as it's under the guise of research
 Side Boob: ...much like my toilet crowbar.
 dangerkeith3000: "Research"
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh sfx *
 Dresdenkeogh: *old timey tape reel startup sex* Initiating test #45562 of determining what gets me off. Today's subject was an elderly gentleman. At first I was repelled... But then....* Inaudible tape is damaged at this timestamp
 PenguinBartender: Is that what we're calling it now?
 WTF: That's what all the toilet cameras say.
Image 228700   01-24-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
507
 
 karmakat: MY FRIEND!
Image 228699   01-24-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
368
 
 Mad Collager: Yeah, they're happy now, but just wait till they try to find their way out.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Shay I can express my love for you about as well as I can pronounce the name of the furniture we're touching
 SpaceCow: The wedding cake will look like a pile of Swedish Fish.
 Ulillillia: The food served at the reception is not actual size
 Shay: Knowing that their marriage will break apart eventually, makes sense to have the ceremony here.
 a robot: I honestly love being at IKEA, like I could spend a whole weekend there, but this is a bit much
 ignatz: You cheap bastard!
Image 228698   01-24-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
609
 
 WTF: M'doggie
 Fuzzpot: Your dog is big.
 KEKOEKEOEK: I'm sorry, old buddy. *removes little hat; feels like shit*
Image 228697   01-24-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
366
 
 SpaceCow: Two Face Pineapple Pokopo.
 Science: Remember when you had to spot the pineapple on Psych?
 Hyphae: Cold as fire, baby, hot as ice, if you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice?
 Teechur: This is how the cat in #228695 sees a pineapple.
Image 228696   01-24-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
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