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249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

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2. Felicity
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10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 3309 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2587 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2559 points
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10. wordjones: 1999 points
11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
851
 
 VeeKay: What a little smasher
 NoRagrets: I want it
 Teechur: I've got the whoooole world in my eye.
 Ulillillia: Cold as fire, baby, hot as ice, if you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
 Yurishiro: Half fire mage, half ice mage.
Image 228695   01-24-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
904
 
 VeeKay: Nice dead chipmunk
 Urn BooUrn: Give him back to his mother.
 Hyphae: This is the cutest handful of rabies I've ever seen!
Image 228694   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
207
 
 addend: (Tries to change channel. Crushes tortilla chips.)
 tib gubb: guacamole guacamole give me the remote controlley
 Zukero: Smart TV != Smart owner
 Zukero: @Yurishiro TV power (left), and HDMI-CEC connected device power (right).
 Annoying Vegan : That guac is not even remotely appetizing.
 Yurishiro: Who put the remote in the barf bowl?? Also why 2 power buttons?
Image 228693   01-24-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
285
 
 DarkTeddy: Yep. Only really need it when Low power mode is activated. @Scoo
 dangerkeith3000: Heh hehe...."anal log"
 Scoo: @Zukero I intentionally turned off the battery percentage on my phone; makes my life that much less stressful
 Zukero: Kinda like the battery indicator on android without a percentage shown... Apple even copies Google's mistakes now...
Image 228692   01-24-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
510
 
 White Rice: But theres 20 sections there...lies, nothing but lies.
 tib gubb: congratulations on your morbid obesity
 funny in the wall: what you tell people is the least of your problems.
 Donut: You BAKE them?
Image 228691   01-24-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
732
 
 DerMantis: Noooooo. My fresh-baked buns are over there.
 Mad Collager: Bring it back, bring it back, Don't take it away from me because you don't know what it means to me.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 tib gubb: heck off, lady. i got snoots to boop!
 dangerkeith3000: That anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Grabbing it's head is the only way.
 Yurishiro: How the fuck do you stop that thing?! Get me my emergency flute!
 Side Boob: That's a BIG python. Someone's got their hands full (literally) caring for it.
 funny in the wall: would boop.
 Donut: Snake! Please respond! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
 Zukero: Stahp snek! Ur doin her a frighten!
 sparename: Not a Full Monty, by the look of it
Image 228690   01-24-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
173
 
 Eleftheros: @tokyopig ur missin out
 Donut: I also love unwanted attention from the local constabulary.
 tokyopig: And I love my wife but you don't see me rolling her up and smoking her several times a day.
Image 228689   01-24-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
678
 
 Not A Bot: How skinwalkers see us.
 Not A Bot: Barbara the Basin sounds like a pretty goddamn intimidating person.
 Donut: I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. FETCH THE TUNA.
 karmakat: Aw! I would LOVE to have a kitty like that.
Image 228688   01-24-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
954
 
 Mr Bleak: But did your head crawl across the desert on a tortoise?
 trees: @Dr Awkward looool
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: JAGUAR
 Donut: He didn't even have to play the carnival game to win it. He just looked at the carny and he just handed them over. Trejo is love. Trejo is life.
 bug: don't mess with grammar?
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Butt Solid username comment synergy
 Mr. Butt: Ooo-wee!
Image 228687   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
957
 
 FabricMan: Soon
 Donut: "He's biased. Don't believe him."
 karmakat: well, the cat is sure learning right now.
 when so: Written by cats to deceive you
 ignatz: Comes complete with pop-up killer cat
 tib gubb: chapter one - Yes.
Image 228686   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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