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233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

233934  wolfpk: How many time did you "wack your brush off" (Deadpool)

233922  funny in the wall: @VeeKay @tib gubb right? it's mostly bones. i generally eat my rack of ribs and half of my wife's rack of ribs

233937  Scoo: The Yokel Office

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3. Yurishiro
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5. Felicity
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8. Dr Awkward
9. Side Boob
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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

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Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)
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11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
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 VeeKay: What a little smasher
 NoRagrets: I want it
 Teechur: I've got the whoooole world in my eye.
 Ulillillia: Cold as fire, baby, hot as ice, if you've ever been to heaven, this is twice as nice
 Yurishiro: Half fire mage, half ice mage.
Image 228695   01-24-18   Uploaded by    celtic
 VeeKay: Nice dead chipmunk
 Urn BooUrn: Give him back to his mother.
 Hyphae: This is the cutest handful of rabies I've ever seen!
Image 228694   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 addend: (Tries to change channel. Crushes tortilla chips.)
 tib gubb: guacamole guacamole give me the remote controlley
 Zukero: Smart TV != Smart owner
 Zukero: @Yurishiro TV power (left), and HDMI-CEC connected device power (right).
 Annoying Vegan : That guac is not even remotely appetizing.
 Yurishiro: Who put the remote in the barf bowl?? Also why 2 power buttons?
Image 228693   01-24-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
 DarkTeddy: Yep. Only really need it when Low power mode is activated. @Scoo
 dangerkeith3000: Heh hehe...."anal log"
 Scoo: @Zukero I intentionally turned off the battery percentage on my phone; makes my life that much less stressful
 Zukero: Kinda like the battery indicator on android without a percentage shown... Apple even copies Google's mistakes now...
Image 228692   01-24-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 White Rice: But theres 20 sections there...lies, nothing but lies.
 tib gubb: congratulations on your morbid obesity
 funny in the wall: what you tell people is the least of your problems.
 Donut: You BAKE them?
Image 228691   01-24-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
 glenalec: Noooooo. My fresh-baked buns are over there.
 Mad Collager: Bring it back, bring it back, Don't take it away from me because you don't know what it means to me.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 tib gubb: heck off, lady. i got snoots to boop!
 dangerkeith3000: That anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Grabbing it's head is the only way.
 Yurishiro: How the fuck do you stop that thing?! Get me my emergency flute!
 Side Boob: That's a BIG python. Someone's got their hands full (literally) caring for it.
 funny in the wall: would boop.
 Donut: Snake! Please respond! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
 Zukero: Stahp snek! Ur doin her a frighten!
 sparename: Not a Full Monty, by the look of it
Image 228690   01-24-18   Uploaded by    catheter
 Eleftheros: @tokyopig ur missin out
 Donut: I also love unwanted attention from the local constabulary.
 tokyopig: And I love my wife but you don't see me rolling her up and smoking her several times a day.
Image 228689   01-24-18   Uploaded by    silver
 Not A Bot: How skinwalkers see us.
 Not A Bot: Barbara the Basin sounds like a pretty goddamn intimidating person.
 karmakat: Aw! I would LOVE to have a kitty like that.
Image 228688   01-24-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 Mr Bleak: But did your head crawl across the desert on a tortoise?
 trees: @Dr Awkward looool
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: JAGUAR
 Donut: He didn't even have to play the carnival game to win it. He just looked at the carny and he just handed them over. Trejo is love. Trejo is life.
 bug: don't mess with grammar?
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Butt Solid username comment synergy
 Mr. Butt: Ooo-wee!
Image 228687   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 FabricMan: Soon
 Donut: "He's biased. Don't believe him."
 karmakat: well, the cat is sure learning right now.
 when so: Written by cats to deceive you
 ignatz: Comes complete with pop-up killer cat
 tib gubb: chapter one - Yes.
Image 228686   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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