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233104  Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.

233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
1018
 
 wolfpk: Do you mind if I smoke?
 Donut: I'd Voight-Kampff her. Wait, no, that came out wrong...
 funny in the wall: so I saw this movie again a few months ago because my wife hadn't seen it. rapier than I remembered it
 tokyopig: @Chest Rockwell Ashtray heart, You picked me out, brushed me off, Crushed me while I was burning out, Then you picked me out, Like an ashtray heart, Hid behind the curtain, Waited for me to go out.
 ignatz: Which came first: this or Sean Young? (real question)
 Chest Rockwell: I bet she smells like an ashtray.
 tokyopig: Rachel, so beautiful.
Image 228664   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
200
 
 Felicity: Now *that* is a neckbeard
 VeeKay: @ignatz Best comment of the day! 13/10!
 when so: THE NOBLE LINEAGE MUST BE PRESERVED
 ignatz: Haha my brother turned his head during a panorama shot..
 RiderFan: There are two rounded areas near my ears where facial hair will never grow. Why? That is where the edges of my headphones lay.
 Side Boob: Desperately seeking Fedora
 Teechur: John Lithgow is older than I thought.
 Yurishiro: Dude your beard is sliding down.
 tokyopig: He does not know de way.
Image 228663   01-24-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
715
 
 Annoying Vegan : Flutterboop
 Not A Bot: I always thought duralumin was fictional, like adamantine or mythril...
 Teechur: Jaunty!
Image 228662   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
198
 
 SuedeOxford: Don't I need special glasses to look directly at this?
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur too late
 Teechur: Better move your car before the kudzu gets it.
Image 228661   01-24-18   Uploaded by    LEGOairship
Score:
711
 
 VeeKay: That would really piss the cats off. Might make it easier to catch birbs - no, actually, it wouldn't.
 Donut: "This is ALL YOUR FAULT, Hardy Boys! I told you the forest made cats float and you STILL wanted to go in here looking for smugglers and now a GIANT CAT is going to kill us all! What is WRONG with you two? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
 tokyopig: [Rocky and Bullwinkle narrator voice] or... The exact moment that the illustrator stopped giving a fuck.
 Jabberwikket: That's oddly specific, are you sure it isn't the forest where you investigated those mushrooms ?
Image 228660   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
335
 
 Dr Awkward: It's pants all the way down
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb Big Denim is my dancin' name.
 Mr. Shine: @a sedated moose #pocketequalitynow
 a sedated moose: She needs that purse because in spite of all the pockets we see, she can only carry a breath mint, a single credit card and two toothpicks in them. Because, y'know, women's pants aren't allowed to have useful pockets.
 Teechur: I guess this explains why Peter goes Pantsless.
 Kaviri: Canadian high fashion.
 tib gubb: this is just a play by big denim to sell twice as many pairs of jeans.
Image 228659   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
628
 
 Felicity: I would root for this wrestler
 Donut: "I want you to draw me as a unicorn. I'll pay you."
 FabricMan: I hope kitty doesn't belch
 Teechur: Stretch Armstrong Bearcat
 wolfpk: He dares you to make fun of it!
Image 228658   01-24-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
323
 
 SpaceCow: Blast from the past.
 Christina: Something something Patricia Piccinini something.
 Dresdenkeogh: Black mirror is working on direct sequels to their most disturbing episodes
 Teechur: Awwww, they're so cute when their image is washed out of my eyeballs with bleach.
Image 228657   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
309
 
 PenguinBartender: We don't know either lady.
 Science: "It's a living..."
 VoR: Never go back to series one
Image 228656   01-24-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
378
 
 Kaviri: Charlie, look, if you run into an asshole in the morning, that guy was an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
 Teechur: Don't worry, Charlie Brown, Lucy will hold your ball for you.
 tokyopig: I too often feel as though I've been falsely Weinsteined.
 tib gubb: women, amirite fellas?
 a robot: At this point I think Charlie Brown just craves the abuse
Image 228655   01-24-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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