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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((



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Score:
1043
 
 wolfpk: Do you mind if I smoke?
 Donut: I'd Voight-Kampff her. Wait, no, that came out wrong...
 funny in the wall: so I saw this movie again a few months ago because my wife hadn't seen it. rapier than I remembered it
 tokyopig: @Chest Rockwell Ashtray heart, You picked me out, brushed me off, Crushed me while I was burning out, Then you picked me out, Like an ashtray heart, Hid behind the curtain, Waited for me to go out.
 Larp Belb: Which came first: this or Sean Young? (real question)
 Chest Rockwell: I bet she smells like an ashtray.
 tokyopig: Rachel, so beautiful.
Image 228664   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
200
 
 gutwheat: Now *that* is a neckbeard
 VeeKay: @ignatz Best comment of the day! 13/10!
 when so: THE NOBLE LINEAGE MUST BE PRESERVED
 Fantasy: Haha my brother turned his head during a panorama shot..
 RiderFan: There are two rounded areas near my ears where facial hair will never grow. Why? That is where the edges of my headphones lay.
 Side Boob: Desperately seeking Fedora
 Teechur: John Lithgow is older than I thought.
 jayjay: Dude your beard is sliding down.
 tokyopig: He does not know de way.
Image 228663   01-24-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
715
 
 Annoying Vegan : Flutterboop
 Not A Bot: I always thought duralumin was fictional, like adamantine or mythril...
 Teechur: Jaunty!
Image 228662   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
198
 
 SuedeOxford: Don't I need special glasses to look directly at this?
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur too late
 Teechur: Better move your car before the kudzu gets it.
Image 228661   01-24-18   Uploaded by    LEGOairship
Score:
711
 
 VeeKay: That would really piss the cats off. Might make it easier to catch birbs - no, actually, it wouldn't.
 Donut: "This is ALL YOUR FAULT, Hardy Boys! I told you the forest made cats float and you STILL wanted to go in here looking for smugglers and now a GIANT CAT is going to kill us all! What is WRONG with you two? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
 tokyopig: [Rocky and Bullwinkle narrator voice] or... The exact moment that the illustrator stopped giving a fuck.
 Jabberwikket: That's oddly specific, are you sure it isn't the forest where you investigated those mushrooms ?
Image 228660   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
335
 
 Dr Awkward: It's pants all the way down
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb Big Denim is my dancin' name.
 Mr. Shine: @a sedated moose #pocketequalitynow
 a sedated moose: She needs that purse because in spite of all the pockets we see, she can only carry a breath mint, a single credit card and two toothpicks in them. Because, y'know, women's pants aren't allowed to have useful pockets.
 Teechur: I guess this explains why Peter goes Pantsless.
 Kaviri: Canadian high fashion.
 tib gubb: this is just a play by big denim to sell twice as many pairs of jeans.
Image 228659   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
628
 
 cybeq: I would root for this wrestler
 Donut: "I want you to draw me as a unicorn. I'll pay you."
 FabricMan: I hope kitty doesn't belch
 Teechur: Stretch Armstrong Bearcat
 wolfpk: He dares you to make fun of it!
Image 228658   01-24-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
323
 
 SpaceCow: Blast from the past.
 Christina: Something something Patricia Piccinini something.
 Dresdenkeogh: Black mirror is working on direct sequels to their most disturbing episodes
 Teechur: Awwww, they're so cute when their image is washed out of my eyeballs with bleach.
Image 228657   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
309
 
 PenguinBartender: We don't know either lady.
 Science: "It's a living..."
 VoR: Never go back to series one
Image 228656   01-24-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
378
 
 Kaviri: Charlie, look, if you run into an asshole in the morning, that guy was an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
 Teechur: Don't worry, Charlie Brown, Lucy will hold your ball for you.
 tokyopig: I too often feel as though I've been falsely Weinsteined.
 tib gubb: women, amirite fellas?
 a robot: At this point I think Charlie Brown just craves the abuse
Image 228655   01-24-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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