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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
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 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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 Annoying Vegan : Flutterboop
 Not A Bot: I always thought duralumin was fictional, like adamantine or mythril...
 Teechur: Jaunty!
Image 228662   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
198
 
 SuedeOxford: Don't I need special glasses to look directly at this?
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur too late
 Teechur: Better move your car before the kudzu gets it.
Image 228661   01-24-18   Uploaded by    LEGOairship
Score:
711
 
 VeeKay: That would really piss the cats off. Might make it easier to catch birbs - no, actually, it wouldn't.
 Donut: "This is ALL YOUR FAULT, Hardy Boys! I told you the forest made cats float and you STILL wanted to go in here looking for smugglers and now a GIANT CAT is going to kill us all! What is WRONG with you two? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
 tokyopig: [Rocky and Bullwinkle narrator voice] or... The exact moment that the illustrator stopped giving a fuck.
 Jabberwikket: That's oddly specific, are you sure it isn't the forest where you investigated those mushrooms ?
Image 228660   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
335
 
 Dr Awkward: It's pants all the way down
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb Big Denim is my dancin' name.
 Mr. Shine: @a sedated moose #pocketequalitynow
 a sedated moose: She needs that purse because in spite of all the pockets we see, she can only carry a breath mint, a single credit card and two toothpicks in them. Because, y'know, women's pants aren't allowed to have useful pockets.
 Teechur: I guess this explains why Peter goes Pantsless.
 Kaviri: Canadian high fashion.
 tib gubb: this is just a play by big denim to sell twice as many pairs of jeans.
Image 228659   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
628
 
 cybeq: I would root for this wrestler
 Donut: "I want you to draw me as a unicorn. I'll pay you."
 FabricMan: I hope kitty doesn't belch
 Teechur: Stretch Armstrong Bearcat
 wolfpk: He dares you to make fun of it!
Image 228658   01-24-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
323
 
 SpaceCow: Blast from the past.
 Christina: Something something Patricia Piccinini something.
 Dresdenkeogh: Black mirror is working on direct sequels to their most disturbing episodes
 Teechur: Awwww, they're so cute when their image is washed out of my eyeballs with bleach.
Image 228657   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
309
 
 PenguinBartender: We don't know either lady.
 Science: "It's a living..."
 VoR: Never go back to series one
Image 228656   01-24-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
378
 
 Kaviri: Charlie, look, if you run into an asshole in the morning, that guy was an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
 Teechur: Don't worry, Charlie Brown, Lucy will hold your ball for you.
 tokyopig: I too often feel as though I've been falsely Weinsteined.
 tib gubb: women, amirite fellas?
 a robot: At this point I think Charlie Brown just craves the abuse
Image 228655   01-24-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
292
 
 VeeKay: I'm lovin it
 grizzly: I love how serious they take the job of traffic cop.
 Side Boob: Clearly staged. There's never six vehicles on the road over there.
 Chest Rockwell: They love those big hats. Too bad the motorcycle helmets aren't Space Ball size.
 tokyopig: Literally have "Facial Contouring Surgery TLPS Korea" in my ad feed right now next to this.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 228654   01-24-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
395
 
 VeeKay: You were working as a birds nest in a cocktail bar, when I met you, I picked you up etc etc
 tib gubb: "kill... me-e-e..."
Image 228653   01-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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