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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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 Mentos Pormer: This feels like its a reference to something
 Snow Plow: Adventure unfolds ... isn't that Steve Bannon over on the right?
 Theimposter: @tib gubb They are Cinese waters and it is reckless capitalist imperialism to claim otherwise. Boots forbidden.
 charlemagne: the a team have lost their way
 tib gubb: in international waters, a monkey can wear combat boots
 Whatever: And this is how the Planet of the Apes got started
Image 228647   01-24-18   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
209
 
 Teechur: @ignatz @Whatever But that would put the crazy Apatosaurus/Scorpion lifty-thing company out of business
 Sauce Packets: @Whatever like many in the uk..
 jochenau: @Whatever ...what?
 Whatever: When you stop and think about it, wouldnt it be cheaper to have lampposts pivot at the base like flagpoles?
Image 228646   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
445
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Square in the tocks
 Ulillillia: Hi Stabbed, I'm Dad
Image 228645   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
255
 
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Rad for Helvetica (though they should have capitalised the up in Pick-up)
 VeeKay: Sad button etc
 tib gubb: yeah, they're rich. at least they're making an attempt to help.
Image 228644   01-23-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
644
 
 dragon horn: Was it one of those special prize cans?
 VeeKay: How sweet. Found a nearly identical pupper like this, more black, little older, wandering in traffic (!) Slammed on the brakes, threw Mrs Vee out to rescue it before death intervened, took him home (sitting on Mrs Vee's head, hilariously) spent the afternoon running round barking at my puppers, terrorising the cats until, sadly, I located his real mama on facebook. Fucking facebook.
 Christina: Can for scale... and date. FIFA World Cup in Brazil was 4 years ago.
 Dresdenkeogh: The great pup vs soda debate rages on. I dont care what you call the thing on the right so long as you call the one on the left cute.
 brian greene: dog for scale?
Image 228643   01-23-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
687
 
 Christina: Surprised.
 Side Boob: Mom made a big mistake putting that pillow by me.
 Teechur: "Did you SEE how smol that puppy is?!" #228643
Image 228642   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
687
 
 Christina: This is what startled the kitten. #228642
Image 228641   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
478
 
 TheTakeDown: @Felicity *side
 Bad Dad: On the plus, he didnt use a fork
 Donut: This explains everything.
 funny in the wall: he's Uranus at best
 charlemagne: here comes the pizza plane nnnyyyaaaa
 Kaviri: Trump learned that eventually he would be surpassed by his children, and fearing this, he devoured them one by one.
 Whatever: The comparison is uncanny
Image 228640   01-23-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
220
 
 FabricMan: The fine print is where they screw you over. Always read it!
Image 228639   01-23-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
913
 
 BoiledEggs: An amount that demands to be said in a Dr. Evil voice
 VeeKay: If you want an ass kicking, rad this post in 15 minutes.
 Christina: @ignatz According to Wikipedia, the Zimbabwean dollar was abandoned in April 2009.
 Ihminen: Oh hey it's the guy who's funny tweets made me follow him and then a bit later found this neat place because of him
 Teechur: I can honestly say this is the first time I've RADDED a @Not A Bot random comment. I think Drew is more alive than most of us.
 Kaviri: Hey, it's crudbump.
 Handyman: At what point does it become not worth printing?
 Whatever: Coming soon to Trumps America
 a robot: Come to Bank of Zimbabwe in next 54 minutes if you want an ass kicking
 tib gubb: hyperinflation seems totally reasonable. also congrats on drew toothpaste for being able to afford a loaf of bread
 Not A Bot: I bet he calls it a tarpaulin. And it is. This guy is more alive than me.
Image 228638   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
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