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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
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 BoiledEggs: An amount that demands to be said in a Dr. Evil voice
 VeeKay: If you want an ass kicking, rad this post in 15 minutes.
 Christina: @ignatz According to Wikipedia, the Zimbabwean dollar was abandoned in April 2009.
 Ihminen: Oh hey it's the guy who's funny tweets made me follow him and then a bit later found this neat place because of him
 Teechur: I can honestly say this is the first time I've RADDED a @Not A Bot random comment. I think Drew is more alive than most of us.
 Kaviri: Hey, it's crudbump.
 Handyman: At what point does it become not worth printing?
 Whatever: Coming soon to Trumps America
 a robot: Come to Bank of Zimbabwe in next 54 minutes if you want an ass kicking
 tib gubb: hyperinflation seems totally reasonable. also congrats on drew toothpaste for being able to afford a loaf of bread
 Not A Bot: I bet he calls it a tarpaulin. And it is. This guy is more alive than me.
Image 228638   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
458
 
 wolfpk: @Side Boob Admittedly I am only up to episode four of Discovery, so it might turn. As of now style wise, I give Orville a 75% Star Trek match but I can't give Discovery over a 10%
 Dresdenkeogh: I saw you could watch the Kardashians in cardassian
 Science: @Side Boob: Agreed.
 Side Boob: @wolfpk The best Star Trek on TV now is called The Orville
 PushyWebsite: It will get more Star Trekie in the next few if you just started. @wolfpk
 Whatever: No closed captioning for Klingon?
 wolfpk: To hell if that is a Klingon! I just started watching Discovery (note I did not say Star Trek). It is a good show, but other than a few names, there isn't anything "Star Trek" about it!!
 Psymon: No Vulcan? racist.
Image 228637   01-23-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
721
 
 edvard: Put goggles on that poor doggo!
 Joseph: Ski touring dogs are the best thing in the world.
 Whatever: Well, thats one way to get a yellow ski outfit before you reach the bottom of the slope
Image 228636   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
499
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 228635   01-23-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
Score:
367
 
 VeeKay: Literally every inch of European soil is drenched in the blood of thousands.
 antipatterns: @Greek Fire Because our country seems to have a high percentage of shitheads who ahistorically dismiss genocide repeatedly
 Teechur: @Yurishiro Too true
 Science: Gonna be some poltergeist activity tonight
 catsanddogs: @Teechur Some people don't even consider them atrocities and are glad they happened, and therefore would repeat them if given the chance.
 antipatterns: Fuck the United $nakes of Amerikkka
 Teechur: My daughter was literally shouting and crying last night as she was taking notes on her US History reading. I told her that the history of most cultures is peppered with atrocities we'd like to forget but are cursed to remember so we don't commit them again. And then we commit them again anyway.
 tib gubb: then you got shitty kids complaining because apple release a new i-whatever this year so now the phone they got last year sucks
 tokyopig: This year we want to give special thanks to all the skeletons keeping our foundation level. Couldn't do it without you, god bless.
 tokyopig: This year we want to give special thanks to all the skeletons keeping our foundation level. Couldn't do it without you, god bless.
 Lantry: is it just me, or is there a pair of legs without a body on the left side of the table?
 Greek Fire: This is different from every other inhabited place on Earth because...
Image 228634   01-23-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
423
 
 grizzly: Oh! I get it!
 Side Boob: I think the Internet is broken. Nobody has made this about Trump yet.
 queezy farm: The gift of nothing.
 sparenamelaptopdied: There it was, gone
 Teechur: April 1st came early this year.
 wolfpk: Nothing is showing up here. After thinking about it, this would be a great practical joke!
 Psymon: I wasted 30 seconds trying to decipher the joke in the ad above
 Scoo:
 Nothing:
 nightmarez: Comment on what?
Image 228633   01-23-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
565
 
 VeeKay: No doubt much deserved.
 EndlessVanity: Good dog. It's official!
 charlemagne: I've been shot!
 Teechur: Congratulations on receiving the Mr. Burns award!
 tib gubb: a trophy for every doggo; why not?
Image 228632   01-23-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
233
 
 charlemagne: burger king subway taco bell
 Kaviri: Everybody deepen with the heavenly hell is my mantra.
 Dr Awkward: The Iowa State Hug Fair is a bit sweaty and smells like bacon and B.O., but it sure is friendly
Image 228631   01-23-18   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
468
 
 VeeKay: True story apparently.
 LurkedMoar: @Kaviri Navels were lewd
 Mr. Shine: @bug Isn't THIS Mormonism? *checks pamphlet*
 hapi papi: Why we get only fat old ugly politicians to enslave us and never a smoking hot flame queen??
 Kaviri: I guess everything was high-waisted back in those days. Even the purple guys are wearing their loincloths around the midsection.
 Aufziehvogel: I am ready for death by snu snu!
 tib gubb: seems about right
 tokyopig: Fools!
 bug: Dangit, I never should have converted to Mormonism.
 jimbiscuit: But you didnt give them eternal life, so theyre only your slaves until they die
 Greifer: this is fine
 Scoo: Flame Princess grew up!
 Warrax: I knew what I was signing up for.
 johnnyc: But for all eternity, yes?
Image 228630   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
412
 
 gutwheat: Master Roshi!
 charlemagne: they call him ironbru
 jochenau: Is he wearing a kilt?
 tokyopig: Virgin bodybuilder vs the chad wizard. Body builder has to spend hours everyday on a routine to get swol on top of eating right and meticulous body hair removal. Wizard just uses magic to get ripped. Wizard doesn't need to wax or shave to get rid of body hair, he just uses magic. Body builder works out to compensate for being bald. Wizard could give himself hair with magic but choses not to because being bald makes him more menacing to peasants.
 bug: Photography by vampires.
 minigoat: has an inny belly button when not flexing
 james: Bruce Willis?
 Sandor: Is that Thor from Kung Fury?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Uncle Albert? is that you?
Image 228629   01-23-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
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