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253863  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward I recommend getting 5' 14 gauge steel mesh fencing and making a ten-food diameter circle of it around each one. Once the trees have grown their branches to the fence, you can take it out. Seriously. No deer have bothered my baby apple trees in two years. Oh, and also get those spiral pieces of plastic for the trunks. They keep the smaller critters from the bark in winter.

253434  Mr Bleak: CALLLLLVIIIIIIIN!

253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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Score:
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 charlemagne: burger king subway taco bell
 Kaviri: Everybody deepen with the heavenly hell is my mantra.
 Dr Awkward: The Iowa State Hug Fair is a bit sweaty and smells like bacon and B.O., but it sure is friendly
Image 228631   01-23-18   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
468
 
 VeeKay: True story apparently.
 LurkedMoar: @Kaviri Navels were lewd
 Mr. Shine: @bug Isn't THIS Mormonism? *checks pamphlet*
 hapi papi: Why we get only fat old ugly politicians to enslave us and never a smoking hot flame queen??
 Kaviri: I guess everything was high-waisted back in those days. Even the purple guys are wearing their loincloths around the midsection.
 Aufziehvogel: I am ready for death by snu snu!
 tib gubb: seems about right
 tokyopig: Fools!
 bug: Dangit, I never should have converted to Mormonism.
 jimbiscuit: But you didnt give them eternal life, so theyre only your slaves until they die
 Greifer: this is fine
 Scoo: Flame Princess grew up!
 Warrax: I knew what I was signing up for.
 johnnyc: But for all eternity, yes?
Image 228630   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
412
 
 gutwheat: Master Roshi!
 charlemagne: they call him ironbru
 jochenau: Is he wearing a kilt?
 tokyopig: Virgin bodybuilder vs the chad wizard. Body builder has to spend hours everyday on a routine to get swol on top of eating right and meticulous body hair removal. Wizard just uses magic to get ripped. Wizard doesn't need to wax or shave to get rid of body hair, he just uses magic. Body builder works out to compensate for being bald. Wizard could give himself hair with magic but choses not to because being bald makes him more menacing to peasants.
 bug: Photography by vampires.
 minigoat: has an inny belly button when not flexing
 james: Bruce Willis?
 Sandor: Is that Thor from Kung Fury?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Uncle Albert? is that you?
Image 228629   01-23-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
313
 
 Chest Rockwell: Hulk Hogan is not looking well.
 minimum max: Sometimes Slenderman likes to watch the film rather than be in it.
 Derp Herpigan: 1. Slenderman goes to the movies. 2. I can't be the only one who likes to sit on the seat in its folded up position, right?
Image 228628   01-23-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
288
 
 KnowLifer: Dammit, dale!
 Mr. Whiskers: Y indeed
Image 228627   01-23-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
295
 
 leia: Jesus had 2 brothers
Image 228626   01-23-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
670
 
 looch: Let it be
 ignatz: Libraries are RAD, m'kay?
 tib gubb: no money? preposterous. i'll have you know i've got an extremely large bank account
 tokyopig: Libraries will get you? Money will get you? Sign you paranoid.
 bug: Don't worry. Soon we'll have neither.
 east bay: The first part of this is true. When I was young and unemployed, I got a lot of good hours of free entertainment from going to the library. (And this was before the library offered internet.)
 kazzy94: Library punk 4 life yo. Pima county public library was basically my house when I was homeless in Tucson.
 square44: I tried this but they threw me out when I started eating books
 Mr. Whiskers: All that money and no one to shush
 t48: I think the fabulous freak brothers had a better variation of it.
 minigoat: What
Image 228625   01-23-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
197
 
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Twice
 VeeKay: @Winterneuro Until some fucking coke head stabs you.
 VeeKay: @Winterneuro Until some fucking coke head stabs you.
 Winterneuro: Amsterdam is one of the best cities on the planet
 tib gubb: put in an out-of-the way place to be collected after recycling facilities have been established
Image 228624   01-23-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
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 minigoat: He ded. Jk. Idk.
 Dr Awkward: This looks like it could be my dog's sibling. [hugs dog irl]
Image 228623   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
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 Aufziehvogel: And still all the scorefarming cat pics are on friendly spaceship
 wolfpk: This a lie; cats do warn us. Mind you they are just trying to save their own ass, but a warning us a warning.
 Ulillillia: But I was told that they are nice.
Image 228622   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
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