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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
410
 
 TrumpyTrump: Pizza steak might be good
 obama: @Ulillillia Been to Philly once, been to Pat's once. Coincidence? Definitely not.
 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.
 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty
 Prostata: @Ulillillia: steak sammiches, if that helps at all
 dangerkeith3000: Step 5: Cut a hole in the steak...
 Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::
 Ulillillia: @Coach Teacher @Robespierre I know those words, but that sign makes no sense
 Stom Premben: @Ulillillia It might not be a steak that you'd recognize as a steak - wit, wit whiz for me pleez.
 barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.
 Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.
 Coach Teacher: @Ulillillia Never been to Philadelphia? Vo get yo whiz whiz on, sunshine.
 tokyopig: I'll pass on the prima donna food truck thanks.
 Ulillillia: Cheez Whiz...steak?
Image 228490   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
787
 
 a robot: Early days: #228470
 Zukero: Skilled taxidermist/photographer.
 minimum max: Cat king in progress.
 Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.
 redpeepee: I'll have a chocolate caramel swirl too thank you.
Image 228489   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
372
 
 Tacorleone: Hard candy
 celtic: New line in M+Ms just in.
 Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House
 Coach Teacher: Kevin Spacey's new shop.
 Frum Temps: Directly from the cum factory!
Image 228488   01-23-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
650
 
 Natch: Thank goodness its only a photo. If this was in real life, I would have to take this cat home
 Aufziehvogel: Scorefarming
 Teechur: I can haz NOT baff?
 i peed a lil: y u no pet mee?
Image 228487   01-23-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
241
 
 SpaceCow: He was part of the Manga Corps. Back when you had to walk six miles to Blockbuster to rent either Devilman or Akira because Macross was always out.
 RiderFan: His next caption would be, "And where can I find one".
 VeeKay: Was it cold?
 funny in the wall: this is a great argument for not letting vets return home
 sergeant: So, such madness is all YOUR fault, then.
 barfolomew: Specifically, Attack on Titan
 A duck: jk lol
 WTF: Yes, the great Hentai war of 2008.
Image 228486   01-23-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
565
 
 SpaceCow: Hey, I see you and I hear you.
 Matricii: "I'm so happy you exist!" *gets bear maced for 3 full minutes*
 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever
 Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!
 Teechur: I would like to take you to bed....
 UnknownSample: I'd love to wear your skin.
 Mad Collager: 29)You feel great!
 jochenau: You smell nice.
 flushpuppy: You have a great pair of minds..
 guccigucci: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.
 FabricMan: You're looking very healthy
 tokyopig: 28) More people with your opinion need to speak out.
 a sedated moose: I read all of these in a sarcastic tone.
 Mr. Shine: I like how you don't let your rampant lice problem dull your fashion sense.
 Side Boob: You are shit at posting on the Friendly Spaceship
 sparenamelaptopdied: I like how you take any joyful situation and immediately find a downside
Image 228485   01-23-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
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 Greifer: covefe?
 HenryVIII: I;m thinking about thos Hambubgers
 VeeKay: I could just go for a hambubger right about now.
 Mr. Shine: From Bubger Kirg?
Image 228484   01-23-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
388
 
 White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO
 Aufziehvogel: Area over 9000
 Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?
 Skaalar: Area 34 is... Difficult to leave.
 Handyman: This is disrespectful to the body of that fake alien.
 tokyopig: I'll stick to area 77 thanks.
Image 228483   01-23-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
250
 
 Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."
 Otterman: Request more information, please.
Image 228482   01-23-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
213
 
 snekeyes: Done had ma nails did
 Kaviri: I imagined this being sung over the slinky jingle.
Image 228481   01-23-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
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