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253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

253107  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...

252735  Zukero: Ebola.

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252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

253018 Ironass: He's hogging the whole float!

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket



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 ignatz: Done had ma nails did
 Kaviri: I imagined this being sung over the slinky jingle.
Image 228481   01-23-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
245
 
 Greifer: dig in!
 cenecia: bone apple chompers!
 a robot: God damn it, people
 Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.
 FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat
 barfolomew: Look. This joke was mildly amusing when it was a joke. Then idiots who have no excuse actually started eating them. The stupid has officially overtaken the funny.
 when so: @Teechur I thought that's what they were filled with?????
 Teechur: Putting sauce on Tide pods won't make them any better for you.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Yum Yum Cum Shop"
Image 228480   01-23-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
507
 
 Not A Bot: "ding"
 humanfog: Suuure he did.
 GTA VII: Pray for my brother, ain't nothin wrong with him he just look like a legoman
Image 228479   01-23-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: Oh, "CORE". I thought they had "COPS" written on their backs... *blush*
 watwatwat: @Mr. Shine - the plant is under-sized. He should have thrown it back, not taken it home.
 Winterneuro: @Mr. Shine theres nothing wrong with the pot. Its the plant in it they have a problem with.
 Science: @Mr. Shine: Brazil isn't poor people friendly
 Zukero: What a catch!
 Mr. Shine: I thought Brazil was pot-friendly? Maybe that's not what's happening here?
Image 228478   01-23-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
571
 
 Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.
 MasterTwig: Day 33. They still don't know i'm an Eggplant.
 when so: switcherinoed pepsi
 reply: you got me!
 ignatz: Will aubergine do?
Image 228477   01-23-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
790
 
 karmakat: AW! THAT'S SO CUTE!
 Teechur: Cutest phrenologist EVAR!
Image 228476   01-23-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
196
 
 Otterman: 'Murica
 tokyopig: This had better be the parking lot for a discount liquor store.
 Teechur: Not centered, crooked, taking up a "non-differently-abled" space...
Image 228475   01-23-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
153
 
 Vladimir Puta: i agree with this @Otterman
 a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"
 dangerkeith3000: The only way to win is not to play.
 Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"
 Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.
 Teechur: @Zukero He already won a presidency, why not let him win some kids, too! LOL!
 Zukero: @Teechur oops :p
 Teechur: @Zukero Without the comma, your comment makes me lol
 Zukero: Let him win kids. It's for your own good.
 titular role: So? Where are you putin the X?
Image 228474   01-23-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
360
 
 Zukero: Is that the cockblocker I've been hearing about?
 artfulcodger: I don't have the energy for this.
Image 228473   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
609
 
 VeeKay: Santa's house -vs- Santa's toy factory.
 Teechur: I didn't realize the Polar Express was a triple-decker!
 9inchfails: Big corporations vs. small entrepreneurs.
Image 228472   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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