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272378  Off Topic: Guy Fieri named as prime suspect.

272379  Mr. Butt: That pole doesn't have a reel. There's no reason she should be casting three feet of line over her head.

272379  Dr Awkward: bASS Fishing?

272361  Not A Bot: Damn, son.

272376  Mr. Butt: C is the best choice. I'd settle for A or D. B is incorrect.

272367  Nope: Now we just wait for the gaurd, you distract him and I'll rip out his leg artery.

272369  Nope: White shirt, black (mostly) cat, that man is a rebel!

272379  Nope: Thats not safe at all, they should be wearing shoes!

272382  Nope: Ugh *swipes right on someones face* wtf, why are you still here.

272369  Knice: The bicep flex is extremely necessary in case that cat suddenly gains 40#.

272373  Nope: I can respect that

272375  Nope: I have a friend who is also the devil

272372  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.

272369  Dr Awkward: Puss Magnet

272372  Dr Awkward: You can't tow an all-wheel drive vehicle like that! If it wasn't already, that white Outback is fucked, now.

272375  Dr Awkward: This graph is my jam.

201031  Dr Awkward: @fanny Well my name was changed to Taint Juice on this post, so I very well may have!

272375  thecraftywolf: things people say when i write with my center hand: 90% ew in public? 10% *think its impressive*

272372  dingding: He's *always* doin me an annoy.

272372  Minnesotan: outback out back of an outback out back of a outback

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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.



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 6. youshall: 2397 points
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11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1574 points
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14. elronhubard: 1449 points
15. dad: 1445 points
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Score:
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 snekeyes: Done had ma nails did
 Kaviri: I imagined this being sung over the slinky jingle.
Image 228481   01-23-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
245
 
 Greifer: dig in!
 cenecia: bone apple chompers!
 a robot: God damn it, people
 Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.
 FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat
 barfolomew: Look. This joke was mildly amusing when it was a joke. Then idiots who have no excuse actually started eating them. The stupid has officially overtaken the funny.
 when so: @Teechur I thought that's what they were filled with?????
 Teechur: Putting sauce on Tide pods won't make them any better for you.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Yum Yum Cum Shop"
Image 228480   01-23-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
507
 
 Not A Bot: "ding"
 humanfog: Suuure he did.
 GTA VII: Pray for my brother, ain't nothin wrong with him he just look like a legoman
Image 228479   01-23-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: Oh, "CORE". I thought they had "COPS" written on their backs... *blush*
 watwatwat: @Mr. Shine - the plant is under-sized. He should have thrown it back, not taken it home.
 Winterneuro: @Mr. Shine theres nothing wrong with the pot. Its the plant in it they have a problem with.
 Science: @Mr. Shine: Brazil isn't poor people friendly
 Zukero: What a catch!
 Mr. Shine: I thought Brazil was pot-friendly? Maybe that's not what's happening here?
Image 228478   01-23-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
571
 
 Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.
 MasterTwig: Day 33. They still don't know i'm an Eggplant.
 when so: switcherinoed pepsi
 reply: you got me!
 Soy Peso: Will aubergine do?
Image 228477   01-23-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
790
 
 karmakat: AW! THAT'S SO CUTE!
 Teechur: Cutest phrenologist EVAR!
Image 228476   01-23-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
196
 
 Otterman: 'Murica
 tokyopig: This had better be the parking lot for a discount liquor store.
 Teechur: Not centered, crooked, taking up a "non-differently-abled" space...
Image 228475   01-23-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
153
 
 Vladimir Puta: i agree with this @Otterman
 a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"
 dangerkeith3000: The only way to win is not to play.
 Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"
 Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.
 Teechur: @Zukero He already won a presidency, why not let him win some kids, too! LOL!
 Zukero: @Teechur oops :p
 Teechur: @Zukero Without the comma, your comment makes me lol
 Zukero: Let him win kids. It's for your own good.
 titular role: So? Where are you putin the X?
Image 228474   01-23-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
360
 
 Zukero: Is that the cockblocker I've been hearing about?
 artfulcodger: I don't have the energy for this.
Image 228473   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
609
 
 grimes: Santa's house -vs- Santa's toy factory.
 Teechur: I didn't realize the Polar Express was a triple-decker!
 9inchfails: Big corporations vs. small entrepreneurs.
Image 228472   01-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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