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272457  LurkedMoar: Actually nice

272566  BavidDowie: If our govt really respected their courage, they'd be a lot more fucking careful about starting unending wars

272564  Teechur: mlamb

272574  BavidDowie: I've decided I'm ok with this

272558  Air Biscuit: Try reversing the positive and negative ends.

272568  Air Biscuit: Defense from frivolous personal injury lawsuit attorney.

272395  Theimposter: How dare you assume I use my hands?

272403  Theimposter: Dude... you stretched out my horse again.

272405  Theimposter: I was... playing Perfect Dark I think. With my brother and his roomie. Good memories.

272561  lecj07: @tib gubb Yeah, compared to the othet one he looks really negative.

272566  lecj07: Rad for veteran. I may not always agree with my country's decisions, but I can't fault someone who served. I may find them dinner for other reasons, but not for that.

272568  hosehorse: I have to like this coming from the Fargo-Moorhead area. Sorry folks.

272536  tib gubb: perhaps the capa-thingy was poorly designed?

272538  tib gubb: so the cat was tearing the place apart; luckily i showed up

272539  tib gubb: basically being a reprehensible human being

272540  tib gubb: floofimal

272543  tib gubb: the master system and genesis were totally cuboid

272531  Mr. Butt: Please don't bother strangers.

272554  tib gubb: @Sadbot yeah and that's why i was forever known as the kid with boundary issues; no regrets, though

272560  tib gubb: swizzler, swizzler!

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.



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Score:
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 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP
 huskyboy: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...
 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?
 sparename: The perils of motorised Lego
 trelyate: my foot came unzipped
 Lestrange: Radical foot skin exfoliation kits available on Amazon.
 carpwoman: He must have walked into a propeller.
 drtofu: Centepod
 wolfpk: I'm not sure what happened, but it looks like ouch!!
 Annoying Vegan : Baby foot peel trend getting out of hand.
 funny in the wall: what? no
 BoiledEggs: *HYUURK*
 WTF: @WTF!!!
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!" (btw this must be the 100th time I put this quote under a pic here, lel)
 Scoo: Haha, gross
 Teechur: Fred Flintstone needs some retreads.
 jochenau: argh no why stop
 bubbles: Deep sea creatures are weird.
Image 228373   01-22-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
426
 
 sandwiches: Is that a combined Elaine and Jerry?
 Hyphae: Personally, I like to cut my smartphone with a little TI-30XA to make it last longer
 Ulillillia: Is the answer to drug addiction a dull needle?
Image 228372   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
475
 
 carpwoman: Amen!!
 well duh: I dunno, Im pretty sure I got high and denied Christ a few days ago. It seems a bit soon to do it again.
 Hyphae: Is the answer to getting high addiction a worse lord and savior?
 Extreme Locorito: @WTF And since Kicks Just Keep Gettin' Harder To Find, these boppers are obviously really using their heads!
 Dr Awkward: Better than denying the Holocaust.
 WTF: @Robespierre It's a cycle... deny, accept, deny, accept. That way you can get multiple kicks!
 ShamWOW: You're welcome here kids!
 Lemon Rage: You two have already done that, quite recently too - isn't there something else you can try for kicks?
Image 228371   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Image 228370 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Robespierre. We'll pray for you, Robespierre.
Image 228369 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Commodore 64. Your image was bad, Commodore 64.
Score:
284
 
 wolfpk: I don't buy it. I bet it's plastic.
 funny in the wall: @Scoo looks like it might just be russia
 Hyphae: ...typically camo is a SIMILAR color to your surroundings
 PlzPlzMe: @Scoo It's called Othello Syndrome!
 charlemagne: block mania
 Scoo: Mental illness or tiny penis, or both?
 Mr. Shine: Jehovah's WHAT-nesses?!
 daver: Now that's what I call putting out the Welcome mat.
Image 228368   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
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 Rhombo Dimple: I met him at a party once! Nice guy. Gave me one of his CDs
 sparename: @jochenau Reminded me of CCTV footage of some dickheads in Swansea who're out looking to fight 'easy targets', they try to hassle some guys in drag, not knowing that they're cage-fighters on a night out... video not too clear but fun (first minute is the dickheads hassling others). Search " 'Drag queen' cage fighters defend themselves against thugs"
 wolfpk: I am glad Marvel rejected this concept.
 athiest: @jochenau I would definitely not be surprised if such thing already existed.
 jochenau: @Yurishiro I really want to see a bunch of bodybuilders get fitted for bras now, I think the results would be interesting/hilarious.
 Hyphae: Still waiting for the mashup album with Baha Men to come out
 MikeWhiskey: @Yurishiro He almost belongs on the cover of "Gent."
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Ladies does thor have c cups? You Will surely know better
Image 228367   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Korrok: I am not impressed...
 Spazstatic: @jochenau they're not that bad. The worst part was eating spaghetti within a couple days of getting it done. It's tender and the noodles kept getting wrapped around it especially since I wasn't used to eating around it. I haven't had it in in years. I wonder if the hole is still open...
 jochenau: Eight tongue rings? I imagine even one being really uncomfortable.
 Ulillillia: It's all inside
 Peter Pantsless: Thanks, Obama!
Image 228366   01-22-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
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 Not A Bot: I will fight you for that pup!
 funny in the wall: our ferret once broke into the pantry and bit all of the food coloring bottles. he was like a rainbow and the pawprints were awesome. of course, it's water soluble so it washed out. i would see it in a different light otherwise
 Hyphae: Is the answer to your catnip addiction cutting in some powdered sulfur?
 Scoo: I know that look. I'm guessing there's a knocked-over vase of flowers on your table.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "I tasted asparagus in that yellow snow"
 celtic: Dandelion Cat looks jaundiced.
 Side Boob: I don't care what he did. He's too cute to be mad.
Image 228365   01-22-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
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 Side Boob: This is a cool mom
 Side Boob: youtube.com/…
 Not A Bot: I'm not even gonna try
Image 228364   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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