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249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

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9. Dr Awkward
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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
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 Yurishiro: There's a head emerging from a puddle of fur
 Spazstatic: Ice Weasel
 fumbduck: Firefox gamma bug.
 Jabberwikket: Throws Foxeball
 funny in the wall: foxes are neat
Image 228358   01-22-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
1071
 
 wolfpk: @Robespierre Why don't you jump into that pile of "leaves" and fund out what happens!
 Wooden Spoon: I thought they had 1-2 kittens at a time
 well duh: RAD rad rad rad rad rad rad.
 Ulillillia: They look prosperous to me.
 lavender: Yeah, so it's an image of nothing but fallen leaves ... and I'm supposed to RAD this?
Image 228357   01-22-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
355
 
 Yurishiro: I can see that someone had some work to do by the 2 gallons of piss under the desk.
 glenalec: Timely (for me, at least - today is my office-clean-up day.)
 jochenau: Yup.
 Teechur: Monday, amirite?
 Hyphae: Same.
 Mr. Shine: Don't touch anything, I have a system.
 Mustyrats: Looks a lot like my ForEx office, ca. 1991.
Image 228356   01-22-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
324
 
 wolfpk: @White Rice Surprise, it's a drag queen competition.
 Mr. Shine: Whooo, light a match, lady!
 White Rice: Hmm, thats a mens room back there (unless the white paper sign on the door says otherwise, though they should cover the wall sign too if thats the case)
 Scoo: "Do NOT go in there!"
 GoGo Robotto: beauty of north korea
Image 228355   01-22-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
536
 
 Yurishiro: good dog and GOOD DOG
 Teechur: He went that-a-way! Right, Boss? Yeah! That-a-way!
 spacedawg: Cocked-Eared Non-Spaniels.
 GoGo Robotto: adorable guys
Image 228354   01-22-18   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
270
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo:... and shotgun pellets.
 Hyphae: @Teechur that phrase strikes me as a good one to hang by a doorbell
 Teechur: @Hyphae I went to the store for a bag of Puppy Chow and a gallon of milk. I said to the cashier, "Don't knock it if you haven't tried it."
 Hyphae: At first, I liked it, but I could never seem to finish a whole bag.
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo *gunshot*
 Beerarchy: Cannibalism is your best dog food value.
 White Rice: @Scoo undetectable and gives you the edge you need?
 Hyphae: Too soon
 Scoo: Mmm... tastes like rabies
Image 228353   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
369
 
 Mr. Shine: Excellent doggo.
Image 228352   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
617
 
 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.
 piranharama: Boonowa tweepi na Solo, HO HO HO HO!
 Bohab: @Bohab *or
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon Depends if that's Martin of Mariel
 Wooden Spoon: Which "Redwall" book is this from?
 FabricMan: Haaaaalp!
 bug: That's usually what happens when I play Super Mario Bros 2.
 Amy Housewine: Mousio's fancy dress costume was genuinely excellent, everyone agreed.
 ping: Squeak!
 cthulhu: Greetings from the Toad Zone.
 GoGo Robotto: oh my, this toad looks EVIL
Image 228351   01-22-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
491
 
 Yurishiro: You gonna finish that?
 Mad Collager: Dorothy was quick with Morse Code. Dot just dashed it off.
 Scoo: What a country!
 AlexDeLarge: Bump, bump, bump, no bumps. Three vertical bumps. Four bumps in a square.
 VeeKay: . --.- ..- .- .-.. .. - -.--
Image 228350   01-22-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
761
 
 Yurishiro: This is currently funny.
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo: that comment got me!
 Scoo: My turntable mysteriously stopped working this weekend. I should see if my father is still alive.
 AlexDeLarge: After pulling the ball away from Charlie brown lost its appeal, Lucy had to find more depraved ways to keep amused.
 Amy Housewine: She danced to the Timmy Mallet version of "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini".
 dangerkeith3000: His humor is so sick. I love it.
 Christina: Joan Cornella.
 Dr Awkward: Father of the year (RIP)
Image 228349   01-22-18   Uploaded by    flowers
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