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234194  Not A Bot: You should of known better you never get them wet and you never feed them after midnight

234208  GoGo Robotto: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!

234187  El hefe: Children for sale

234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

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234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234050 tib gubb: did that snake just bark?

234099 Prostata: really?

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

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Score:
1045
 
 wolfpk: @Robespierre Why don't you jump into that pile of "leaves" and fund out what happens!
 Wooden Spoon: I thought they had 1-2 kittens at a time
 well duh: RAD rad rad rad rad rad rad.
 Ulillillia: They look prosperous to me.
 Robespierre: Yeah, so it's an image of nothing but fallen leaves ... and I'm supposed to RAD this?
Image 228357   01-22-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
355
 
 Yurishiro: I can see that someone had some work to do by the 2 gallons of piss under the desk.
 glenalec: Timely (for me, at least - today is my office-clean-up day.)
 jochenau: Yup.
 Teechur: Monday, amirite?
 Hyphae: Same.
 Mr. Shine: Don't touch anything, I have a system.
 Robespierre: Looks a lot like my ForEx office, ca. 1991.
Image 228356   01-22-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
324
 
 wolfpk: @White Rice Surprise, it's a drag queen competition.
 Mr. Shine: Whooo, light a match, lady!
 White Rice: Hmm, thats a mens room back there (unless the white paper sign on the door says otherwise, though they should cover the wall sign too if thats the case)
 Scoo: "Do NOT go in there!"
 GoGo Robotto: beauty of north korea
Image 228355   01-22-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
536
 
 Yurishiro: good dog and GOOD DOG
 Teechur: He went that-a-way! Right, Boss? Yeah! That-a-way!
 Robespierre: Cocked-Eared Non-Spaniels.
 GoGo Robotto: adorable guys
Image 228354   01-22-18   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
270
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo:... and shotgun pellets.
 Hyphae: @Teechur that phrase strikes me as a good one to hang by a doorbell
 Teechur: @Hyphae I went to the store for a bag of Puppy Chow and a gallon of milk. I said to the cashier, "Don't knock it if you haven't tried it."
 Hyphae: At first, I liked it, but I could never seem to finish a whole bag.
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo *gunshot*
 Robespierre: Cannibalism is your best dog food value.
 White Rice: @Scoo undetectable and gives you the edge you need?
 Hyphae: Too soon
 Scoo: Mmm... tastes like rabies
Image 228353   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
369
 
 Mr. Shine: Excellent doggo.
Image 228352   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
617
 
 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.
 piranharama: Boonowa tweepi na Solo, HO HO HO HO!
 Bohab: @Bohab *or
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon Depends if that's Martin of Mariel
 Wooden Spoon: Which "Redwall" book is this from?
 FabricMan: Haaaaalp!
 bug: That's usually what happens when I play Super Mario Bros 2.
 Amy Housewine: Mousio's fancy dress costume was genuinely excellent, everyone agreed.
 ping: Squeak!
 Robespierre: Greetings from the Toad Zone.
 GoGo Robotto: oh my, this toad looks EVIL
Image 228351   01-22-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
491
 
 Yurishiro: You gonna finish that?
 Mad Collager: Dorothy was quick with Morse Code. Dot just dashed it off.
 Scoo: What a country!
 AlexDeLarge: Bump, bump, bump, no bumps. Three vertical bumps. Four bumps in a square.
 VeeKay: . --.- ..- .- .-.. .. - -.--
Image 228350   01-22-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
761
 
 Yurishiro: This is currently funny.
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo: that comment got me!
 Scoo: My turntable mysteriously stopped working this weekend. I should see if my father is still alive.
 AlexDeLarge: After pulling the ball away from Charlie brown lost its appeal, Lucy had to find more depraved ways to keep amused.
 Amy Housewine: She danced to the Timmy Mallet version of "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini".
 dangerkeith3000: His humor is so sick. I love it.
 Christina: Joan Cornella.
 Dr Awkward: Father of the year (RIP)
Image 228349   01-22-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
471
 
 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...
 Hyphae: @Darmstadtium the only problem with the service here is that, once you place an order, the chiefs just crouch and grunt-yell for about 24 minutes straight, not including commercial smoke breaks, and then they close up shop after telling you to come back tomorrow, saying "Next Time, On Taco Truck Z..." and then basically just repeating your order back to you... and the worst part is you still come back the next day, and sometimes you get your food, and sometimes you gotta come back day after day, but you do, because it's going to be "Super", and also you love the intro jingle they play while the grill heats up
 Hyphae: @Wooden Spoon it took me much longer than I'd like to admit to come up with that...
 Wooden Spoon: @Hyphae: you win. I proclaim you the Nerd Emperor for the day (wish I'd thought of something this clever)
 Darmstadtium: This tacos are over 9000!!!
 Hyphae: At this truck, we have a Saiyan: "If you don't like our Picalo de Gallo with our Chi-Chile Verde and home-planet pickled Kakarots, you can go take a chill Capsule Corps.!"
 barfolomew: Oh, I don't know, I'd at least try the Especial Goku.
 Peter Pantsless: Just don't insult his cooking
 Yam: Would absolutely risk my ass to eat there
 dangerkeith3000: "Give me 'Places you will never see me eat at' for $400, Alex"
Image 228348   01-22-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
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