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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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 propro: That toad costume is very mice.
 piranharama: Boonowa tweepi na Solo, HO HO HO HO!
 Bohab: @Bohab *or
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon Depends if that's Martin of Mariel
 Wooden Spoon: Which "Redwall" book is this from?
 FabricMan: Haaaaalp!
 bug: That's usually what happens when I play Super Mario Bros 2.
 Amy Housewine: Mousio's fancy dress costume was genuinely excellent, everyone agreed.
 ping: Squeak!
 cthulhu: Greetings from the Toad Zone.
 potato: oh my, this toad looks EVIL
Image 228351   01-22-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
491
 
 tacticaljay: You gonna finish that?
 Mad Collager: Dorothy was quick with Morse Code. Dot just dashed it off.
 Scoo: What a country!
 AlexDeLarge: Bump, bump, bump, no bumps. Three vertical bumps. Four bumps in a square.
 VeeKay: . --.- ..- .- .-.. .. - -.--
Image 228350   01-22-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
761
 
 house md: This is currently funny.
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo: that comment got me!
 Scoo: My turntable mysteriously stopped working this weekend. I should see if my father is still alive.
 AlexDeLarge: After pulling the ball away from Charlie brown lost its appeal, Lucy had to find more depraved ways to keep amused.
 Amy Housewine: She danced to the Timmy Mallet version of "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini".
 dangerkeith3000: His humor is so sick. I love it.
 Christina: Joan Cornella.
 Dr Awkward: Father of the year (RIP)
Image 228349   01-22-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
471
 
 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...
 Hyphae: @Darmstadtium the only problem with the service here is that, once you place an order, the chiefs just crouch and grunt-yell for about 24 minutes straight, not including commercial smoke breaks, and then they close up shop after telling you to come back tomorrow, saying "Next Time, On Taco Truck Z..." and then basically just repeating your order back to you... and the worst part is you still come back the next day, and sometimes you get your food, and sometimes you gotta come back day after day, but you do, because it's going to be "Super", and also you love the intro jingle they play while the grill heats up
 Hyphae: @Wooden Spoon it took me much longer than I'd like to admit to come up with that...
 Wooden Spoon: @Hyphae: you win. I proclaim you the Nerd Emperor for the day (wish I'd thought of something this clever)
 Darmstadtium: This tacos are over 9000!!!
 Hyphae: At this truck, we have a Saiyan: "If you don't like our Picalo de Gallo with our Chi-Chile Verde and home-planet pickled Kakarots, you can go take a chill Capsule Corps.!"
 barfolomew: Oh, I don't know, I'd at least try the Especial Goku.
 Peter Pantsless: Just don't insult his cooking
 Yam: Would absolutely risk my ass to eat there
 dangerkeith3000: "Give me 'Places you will never see me eat at' for $400, Alex"
Image 228348   01-22-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
503
 
 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 tinyurl.com/…
 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.
 Ulillillia: When purples get married.
 Warrax: These are regular sized people.
 Scoo: Gotta know what you're getting into when you marry into the Dole family
 VeeKay: Measuring the bride
 dangerkeith3000: G O B A N A N A!
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Sharing is scaring
 Amy Housewine: With this apple I thee wed.
 Micro Jackson: Just a rehearsal
 a robot: Also, in the background picture, they are SHARING the banana.
 a robot: I really thought she was wearing a black cap at first.
 Mr. Butt: I'm sure there's a very unreasonable explanation for this photo.
Image 228347   01-22-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
774
 
 wolfpk: @wolfpk WTF!!!! I SAID WATER-MELON, NOT CROISSANT!!!!
 wolfpk: With croissants #228345
 Micro Jackson: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 AceOfSpades: what a nice little gremlin you are!
Image 228346   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
151
 
 cybeq: Is he about to hurl?
 140bpm: HA! Child obesity. Also his necklaces mean he showed boobs?
 Ulillillia: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 ...borrow/ Heavy about everything but my love/ Swallowed, hollowed/ Sharp about everyone but yourself/ Swallowed oh no/ I'm with everyone and yet not
 charlemagne: @sparenamelaptopdied call the cops
 dangerkeith3000: Swallow
 sparenamelaptopdied: You know you talk so hip you're twistin' my melon, man
Image 228345   01-22-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
723
 
 Lestrange: Cute lil pupper
 Dr Awkward: I've heard of Navy SEALs, but this is ridiculous!
 dangerkeith3000: I give this my seal of approval.
 WTF: That's one way to seal a crack in the vinyl seating.
 Scoo: Somebody gonna seal the deal on this date
Image 228344   01-22-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
353
 
 carpwoman: CFS-45. That's what I had. Worked hard to save for that thing.
 carpwoman: I miss my Sony.
 kristy: The '80s called. They want their luggable audio back.
 dangerkeith3000: CONKY 2000, WHAT HAPPENED!!! :(
 sparenamelaptopdied: Serious case of Ghettoblastoma
 Scoo: @Warrax Oh, just put it over in the corner, next to tha funk
 Hyphae: I am expecting this to jumble back up into its anthropomorphic autobot form
 Warrax: I brought the noize, as requested. Where should I put it?
Image 228343   01-22-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
342
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: She doesn't look THAT heavy
Image 228342   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
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