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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 tinyurl.com/…
 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.
 Ulillillia: When purples get married.
 Warrax: These are regular sized people.
 Scoo: Gotta know what you're getting into when you marry into the Dole family
 VeeKay: Measuring the bride
 dangerkeith3000: G O B A N A N A!
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Sharing is scaring
 Amy Housewine: With this apple I thee wed.
 Micro Jackson: Just a rehearsal
 a robot: Also, in the background picture, they are SHARING the banana.
 a robot: I really thought she was wearing a black cap at first.
 Mr. Butt: I'm sure there's a very unreasonable explanation for this photo.
Image 228347   01-22-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
774
 
 wolfpk: @wolfpk WTF!!!! I SAID WATER-MELON, NOT CROISSANT!!!!
 wolfpk: With croissants #228345
 Micro Jackson: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 AceOfSpades: what a nice little gremlin you are!
Image 228346   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
151
 
 cybeq: Is he about to hurl?
 140bpm: HA! Child obesity. Also his necklaces mean he showed boobs?
 Ulillillia: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 ...borrow/ Heavy about everything but my love/ Swallowed, hollowed/ Sharp about everyone but yourself/ Swallowed oh no/ I'm with everyone and yet not
 charlemagne: @sparenamelaptopdied call the cops
 dangerkeith3000: Swallow
 sparenamelaptopdied: You know you talk so hip you're twistin' my melon, man
Image 228345   01-22-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
723
 
 Lestrange: Cute lil pupper
 Dr Awkward: I've heard of Navy SEALs, but this is ridiculous!
 dangerkeith3000: I give this my seal of approval.
 WTF: That's one way to seal a crack in the vinyl seating.
 Scoo: Somebody gonna seal the deal on this date
Image 228344   01-22-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
353
 
 carpwoman: CFS-45. That's what I had. Worked hard to save for that thing.
 carpwoman: I miss my Sony.
 kristy: The '80s called. They want their luggable audio back.
 dangerkeith3000: CONKY 2000, WHAT HAPPENED!!! :(
 sparenamelaptopdied: Serious case of Ghettoblastoma
 Scoo: @Warrax Oh, just put it over in the corner, next to tha funk
 Hyphae: I am expecting this to jumble back up into its anthropomorphic autobot form
 Warrax: I brought the noize, as requested. Where should I put it?
Image 228343   01-22-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
342
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: She doesn't look THAT heavy
Image 228342   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
380
 
 mammal883: xlerator brand hand dryers don't warm the air, you need to get one of the old school 'press nipple receive bacon' models
 Micro Jackson: Then you can dry your pants
 barfolomew: Interesting fact about bacteria: they tend to thrive in warm, moist areas. Like hand dryers.
 VeeKay: How charmingly convenient.
Image 228341   01-22-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
773
 
 wolfpk: Kitty wants seafood for dinner.
 Bohab: #ambition
 Micro Jackson: Not going to end well
 VeeKay: Little guy with big ideas.
 PenguinBartender: Where iz lunch?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Hang in there, Kitty.
Image 228340   01-22-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
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 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?
 Lestrange: @Robespierre Seems fair though.
 Prostata: just look up from the damned thing every now and then. Nothing on the internet is *that* interesting.
 Morpen Lungus: @Mr. Butt Three days ago, some fucking lunatic on the train tried to convince me that I was a grill in a past life and set my hair alight.
 charlemagne: christ on a stick, have some respect for urban alienation
 Micro Jackson: I just took a picture of this poster with my phone and ran it through the OCR and apparently it says "Notice is hereby given...
 Hyphae: I avoided eye contact before smartphones, and I shall continue to avoid it now, thank you very much.
 Mr. Butt: Two days ago, some fucking lunatic on the bus tried to convince me that I was a girl in a past life, and was using such foul language that the bus driver had to get involved. The poetry of life.
 VeeKay: Youth today facing an epidemic of depression, economy fucked up, no valid employment prospects for several generations, war mongering idiots in government so obviously the major problems facing society is fucking phones.
 Nope: Who taught you to design posters?!
 Amy Housewine: @Scoo Much about this intrigues me.
 Scoo: Aye-aye, Cap'n!
 Amy Housewine: DON'T LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, LOOK AT THE FUNNY SIGN I'VE MADE INSTEAD
Image 228339   01-22-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
531
 
 turtled: Gravity is a social construct.
 Christina: This is not going to end well.
 VeeKay: @sparenamelaptopdied Can you turn this into a 50,000 word doctorial thesis about how YOU WON THE INTERNET!
 sparenamelaptopdied: This barn belongs to my Auntie Grav
Image 228338   01-22-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
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