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272517  eradicator: Who rad votes this shit?

272472  Theimposter: Hold my purse, he's about to identify as an ER patient.

272497  Air Biscuit: Wrap the pickle in bacon and deep fry it?

272500  Dr Awkward: Is that a person inside the computer there?

272449  copunter: clearly a girl's handwriting

272504  Dr Awkward: Hookin' like a sweater in church?

272504  Prostata: Hookin' like a sweater in church

272463  copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272463  copunter: rad for pairing second branches thrice removed

272499  Not A Bot: If you could not commit crimes, that would be great.

272467  copunter: bite. only bite. bite? bite.

272481  copunter: the cats are not what they seem

272504  Side Boob: Same.

272491  Teechur: @kittylitter looks like it might be a Norwich terrier. Like the one in Best in Show.

272492  Teechur: That's not how the Lionel Ritchie song goes

272422  DrinkMixMan: I can't bear making fun of this polar-izing issue

272439  DrinkMixMan: yougoddafrendinme

272451  DrinkMixMan: FW to mom!

272460  DrinkMixMan: nice dog mask

272486  burritos: Waiting for the Viagra to kick in, then it's back to the Doubletree!

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
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6. addend
7. a robot
8. Amy Housewine
9. Spazstatic
10. copunter



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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (923 points)
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White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
grizzly uploaded 272448 (830 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (824 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (820 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)


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 5. E. HONDA: 2714 points
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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2238 points
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10. youshall: 1806 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. westerner: 1673 points
13. JollyWell: 1585 points
14. NoOneImportant: 1568 points
15. Snow Plow: 1519 points
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Score:
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 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 tinyurl.com/…
 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.
 Ulillillia: When purples get married.
 Warrax: These are regular sized people.
 Scoo: Gotta know what you're getting into when you marry into the Dole family
 Shorts Leng: Measuring the bride
 dangerkeith3000: G O B A N A N A!
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Sharing is scaring
 Amy Housewine: With this apple I thee wed.
 Micro Jackson: Just a rehearsal
 a robot: Also, in the background picture, they are SHARING the banana.
 a robot: I really thought she was wearing a black cap at first.
 Mr. Butt: I'm sure there's a very unreasonable explanation for this photo.
Image 228347   01-22-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
774
 
 wolfpk: @wolfpk WTF!!!! I SAID WATER-MELON, NOT CROISSANT!!!!
 wolfpk: With croissants #228345
 Micro Jackson: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 AceOfSpades: what a nice little gremlin you are!
Image 228346   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
151
 
 cybeq: Is he about to hurl?
 140bpm: HA! Child obesity. Also his necklaces mean he showed boobs?
 Ulillillia: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 ...borrow/ Heavy about everything but my love/ Swallowed, hollowed/ Sharp about everyone but yourself/ Swallowed oh no/ I'm with everyone and yet not
 charlemagne: @sparenamelaptopdied call the cops
 dangerkeith3000: Swallow
 sparenamelaptopdied: You know you talk so hip you're twistin' my melon, man
Image 228345   01-22-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
723
 
 Lestrange: Cute lil pupper
 Dr Awkward: I've heard of Navy SEALs, but this is ridiculous!
 dangerkeith3000: I give this my seal of approval.
 WTF: That's one way to seal a crack in the vinyl seating.
 Scoo: Somebody gonna seal the deal on this date
Image 228344   01-22-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
353
 
 carpwoman: CFS-45. That's what I had. Worked hard to save for that thing.
 carpwoman: I miss my Sony.
 kristy: The '80s called. They want their luggable audio back.
 dangerkeith3000: CONKY 2000, WHAT HAPPENED!!! :(
 sparenamelaptopdied: Serious case of Ghettoblastoma
 Scoo: @Warrax Oh, just put it over in the corner, next to tha funk
 Hyphae: I am expecting this to jumble back up into its anthropomorphic autobot form
 Warrax: I brought the noize, as requested. Where should I put it?
Image 228343   01-22-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
342
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: She doesn't look THAT heavy
Image 228342   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
380
 
 mammal883: xlerator brand hand dryers don't warm the air, you need to get one of the old school 'press nipple receive bacon' models
 Micro Jackson: Then you can dry your pants
 barfolomew: Interesting fact about bacteria: they tend to thrive in warm, moist areas. Like hand dryers.
 ani625: How charmingly convenient.
Image 228341   01-22-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
773
 
 wolfpk: Kitty wants seafood for dinner.
 Bohab: #ambition
 Micro Jackson: Not going to end well
 artfulcodger: Little guy with big ideas.
 PenguinBartender: Where iz lunch?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Hang in there, Kitty.
Image 228340   01-22-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
377
 
 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?
 Lestrange: @Robespierre Seems fair though.
 Prostata: just look up from the damned thing every now and then. Nothing on the internet is *that* interesting.
 Morpen Lungus: @Mr. Butt Three days ago, some fucking lunatic on the train tried to convince me that I was a grill in a past life and set my hair alight.
 charlemagne: christ on a stick, have some respect for urban alienation
 Micro Jackson: I just took a picture of this poster with my phone and ran it through the OCR and apparently it says "Notice is hereby given...
 Hyphae: I avoided eye contact before smartphones, and I shall continue to avoid it now, thank you very much.
 Mr. Butt: Two days ago, some fucking lunatic on the bus tried to convince me that I was a girl in a past life, and was using such foul language that the bus driver had to get involved. The poetry of life.
 drhenry: Youth today facing an epidemic of depression, economy fucked up, no valid employment prospects for several generations, war mongering idiots in government so obviously the major problems facing society is fucking phones.
 Nope: Who taught you to design posters?!
 Amy Housewine: @Scoo Much about this intrigues me.
 Scoo: Aye-aye, Cap'n!
 Amy Housewine: DON'T LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, LOOK AT THE FUNNY SIGN I'VE MADE INSTEAD
Image 228339   01-22-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
531
 
 turtled: Gravity is a social construct.
 Christina: This is not going to end well.
 cthulhu: @sparenamelaptopdied Can you turn this into a 50,000 word doctorial thesis about how YOU WON THE INTERNET!
 sparenamelaptopdied: This barn belongs to my Auntie Grav
Image 228338   01-22-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
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