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234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

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234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

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Score:
189
 
 Felicity: @Nope Same
 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?
 VeeKay: How the hell does this sound romantic just because French?
 Nope: Every time I Try to upload the old fashion one cell comics image bot says its too grainy. Favourtism!
 WTF: Does "Poupees" really mean what I think it does?
 Robespierre: @Donut Close. "I need to know who manufactures those inflatable dolls!"
 WTF: Translation: "Let your fingers do the walking!"
 Yurishiro: Ooh la la!
 Donut: My French isn't the best, but I think he's either looking for inflatable girls or fat chicks.
 Not A Bot: I NEED MORE MANA
 Robespierre: Translate it; g'wan, I DARE you! Don't be afraid.
Image 228322   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
399
 
 androbot: me too @Yurishiro
 glenalec: When I said 'I wanna rock' I probably should have been more specific.
 VeeKay: No parking permit? Send in Sisyphus!
 Amy Housewine: Sure we can just straighten that out with a tap of a hammer, Dougal.
 Christina: Yeah, that's a boulder.
 Dr Awkward: Woopsie Doodle!
 Scoo: That rocks!
 PenguinBartender: HULK HATES ILLEGAL PARKING!
 2Berries: I'll take that engine
 Yurishiro: Really god? ALWAYS when I forget my umbrella!!!
 tib gubb: you thought the trebuchet was a joke - it wasn't.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Is that a art?
 WTF: I hate it when a truck kicks up a rock and it dings your windshield.
 Robespierre: It's crunch time.
 ignatz: that'll buff right out..
Image 228321   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
500
 
 a sedated moose: Brian Posehn is awesome.
 2Berries: Good tshirts have saved my day on multiple occations
 Ihminen: @Robespierre sure
 Robespierre: But does a t-shirt for a "good band" a good image make? Stay tuned.
 Shay: Ced Earth is a good band.
Image 228320   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
510
 
 Felicity: They both look the same
 wolfpk: Third pic in a theater and says how I.... ok I'll stop there.
 Matricii: Paul Reubens is a nightmare that haunted my childhood...
 Amy Housewine: Really, really similar.
 a robot: Don't insult Pee-Wee, he's a national treasure
 funny in the wall: they both look terrible
 Robespierre: Wee looks far more comfortable than Studley Poorite here, so of these two outfits that's obviously the look for me.
 Shay: How you really look is better than how you think you look.
Image 228319   01-22-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
1003
 
 Felicity: This looks like the work of Q
 wolfpk: How Number One became captain
 Amy Housewine: I thought his bald pate had been auto-blocked by Nancesca.
 Mad Collager: @Christina Maybe he'll run for president someday.
 Christina: He can easily pull his hands off.
 Yurishiro: STAN WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS
 Robespierre: Locks, Stocks, and One Smouldering Fury
 tib gubb: you... MONSTERS
 Scoo: THERE. ARE. *FOUR*. LIGHTS!
 Peter Pantsless: "We have GOT to stop messing with pre-warp civilizations."
Image 228318   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
260
 
 VeeKay: @KyleisBobDole Sounds like a good book deal there. Fine art quality coffee table 'Mobile Graffiti of America' or 'If my wife was this dirty I'd be home now'.
 KyleisBobDole: I have been driving across the US for about a month now and have noticed that the handwriting for a lot of these messages are very similar. I have taken to giving them names and imagining their glee in spreading their messages across the highways. This looks like Randy's work. Ellen has better penmanship.
 Robespierre: And I (heart) pomelos. Coincidence? I think NOT.
 Scoo: I can't not picture Hans Moleman driving this truck
Image 228317   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
292
 
 Felicity: @Yurishiro C SE 1 CO AL EST
 Yurishiro: @Felicity good work. Now, what does the big red sign behind say?
 Felicity: Stretched it out in an image editor. Thought about reuploading, but it would be too small once resized. So here: TOWN OF HEMPSTEAD BOARD OF APPEALS, JANUARY 31, 2018 AT 2:00 P.M. AT TOWN MEETING PAVILION, TOWN HALL PLAZA. 1 WASHINGTON STREET, HEMPSTEAD, NY. CASE #103--VARIANCE IN OFF-STREET PARKING & SPECIAL EXCEPTION FOR PERMISSION TO PARK IN RES. C DISTRICT (PROPOSED INTERIOR & EXTERIOR ALTERATIONS TO EXISTING BUILDING) (PROPOSED SHERWIN WILLIAMS PAINT STORE). CASE #104--INSTALL ONE DOUBLE-FACED, DETACHED, ILLUMINATED GROUND SIGN; OVERALL HEIGHT 17" & SETBACK 0' FROM LONG BEACH RD. PROPERTY LINE. CASE #105--USE VARIANCE TO INSTALL DUMPSTER WITH ENCLOSURE NOT PERMITTED IN RES. C DISTRICT WITH SIDE & REAR YARD VARIANCES.
 Shay: That's Long Island for ya.
 Christina: Can't read Caps Lock.
 Yurishiro: wait, I think i see the spaceship!
 addend: It's a hearing, not a seeing.
 Robespierre: This should have been printed on Silly Putty.
 Hyphae: Notice of Public Migraine
 karmakat: being SURE you can't read this shit...
 dangerkeith3000: Arial Super Duper Narrow
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I love magic eye posters!
 Peter Pantsless: I think public reading should be the priority.
Image 228316   01-22-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
973
 
 Mr. Shine: Aaarrgh, the cute!
 Yurishiro: @karmakat that's accurate.
 karmakat: PUPPY!!!!!!!!!
Image 228315   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
804
 
 AlexDeLarge: @funny in the wall nah, the echidna is intelligent and pleasant to be around.
 funny in the wall: baby trump?
 Robespierre: Nudity detected.
 Peach: I may not be cute, I may not enjoy your presence, I may not know any tricks, but... I forget where I was going with this.
Image 228314   01-22-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
110
 
 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.
 Hyphae: @ignatz "... just an eternity of unintelligible run-on sentences... i have seen it i have proof i have no capitalizations i... "
 charlemagne: fairly certain hell is full of fandoms
 dangerkeith3000: John Calvin, you are such a downer!
 Turd Ferguson: THEN LETS PARTY!!!
 El Barto: @Yurishiro ... *adds a 5 in front of the 0/100* Touche, Finn. Touche.
 Yurishiro: @El Barto 19th century was pretty depressing.
 El Barto: Finn. Your topic was "French Inventors of the 19th Century". What the hell is this?
 funny in the wall: i'm already semi-there
 ignatz: hell hath little punctuation and comic sans
Image 228313   01-22-18   Uploaded by    obboma
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