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249319  Greifer: did she have shrex?!

249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

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249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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Score:
1003
 
 Felicity: This looks like the work of Q
 wolfpk: How Number One became captain
 Amy Housewine: I thought his bald pate had been auto-blocked by Nancesca.
 Mad Collager: @Christina Maybe he'll run for president someday.
 Christina: He can easily pull his hands off.
 Yurishiro: STAN WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS
 Amiga 1000: Locks, Stocks, and One Smouldering Fury
 tib gubb: you... MONSTERS
 Scoo: THERE. ARE. *FOUR*. LIGHTS!
 Peter Pantsless: "We have GOT to stop messing with pre-warp civilizations."
Image 228318   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
260
 
 VeeKay: @KyleisBobDole Sounds like a good book deal there. Fine art quality coffee table 'Mobile Graffiti of America' or 'If my wife was this dirty I'd be home now'.
 KyleisBobDole: I have been driving across the US for about a month now and have noticed that the handwriting for a lot of these messages are very similar. I have taken to giving them names and imagining their glee in spreading their messages across the highways. This looks like Randy's work. Ellen has better penmanship.
 celtic: And I (heart) pomelos. Coincidence? I think NOT.
 Scoo: I can't not picture Hans Moleman driving this truck
Image 228317   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
292
 
 Felicity: @Yurishiro C SE 1 CO AL EST
 Yurishiro: @Felicity good work. Now, what does the big red sign behind say?
 Felicity: Stretched it out in an image editor. Thought about reuploading, but it would be too small once resized. So here: TOWN OF HEMPSTEAD BOARD OF APPEALS, JANUARY 31, 2018 AT 2:00 P.M. AT TOWN MEETING PAVILION, TOWN HALL PLAZA. 1 WASHINGTON STREET, HEMPSTEAD, NY. CASE #103--VARIANCE IN OFF-STREET PARKING & SPECIAL EXCEPTION FOR PERMISSION TO PARK IN RES. C DISTRICT (PROPOSED INTERIOR & EXTERIOR ALTERATIONS TO EXISTING BUILDING) (PROPOSED SHERWIN WILLIAMS PAINT STORE). CASE #104--INSTALL ONE DOUBLE-FACED, DETACHED, ILLUMINATED GROUND SIGN; OVERALL HEIGHT 17" & SETBACK 0' FROM LONG BEACH RD. PROPERTY LINE. CASE #105--USE VARIANCE TO INSTALL DUMPSTER WITH ENCLOSURE NOT PERMITTED IN RES. C DISTRICT WITH SIDE & REAR YARD VARIANCES.
 Shay: That's Long Island for ya.
 Christina: Can't read Caps Lock.
 Yurishiro: wait, I think i see the spaceship!
 addend: It's a hearing, not a seeing.
 Pop That Ponzi: This should have been printed on Silly Putty.
 Hyphae: Notice of Public Migraine
 karmakat: being SURE you can't read this shit...
 dangerkeith3000: Arial Super Duper Narrow
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I love magic eye posters!
 Peter Pantsless: I think public reading should be the priority.
Image 228316   01-22-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
973
 
 Mr. Shine: Aaarrgh, the cute!
 Yurishiro: @karmakat that's accurate.
 karmakat: PUPPY!!!!!!!!!
Image 228315   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
804
 
 AlexDeLarge: @funny in the wall nah, the echidna is intelligent and pleasant to be around.
 funny in the wall: baby trump?
 John Blender: Nudity detected.
 Peach: I may not be cute, I may not enjoy your presence, I may not know any tricks, but... I forget where I was going with this.
Image 228314   01-22-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
110
 
 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.
 Hyphae: @ignatz "... just an eternity of unintelligible run-on sentences... i have seen it i have proof i have no capitalizations i... "
 charlemagne: fairly certain hell is full of fandoms
 dangerkeith3000: John Calvin, you are such a downer!
 Turd Ferguson: THEN LETS PARTY!!!
 El Barto: @Yurishiro ... *adds a 5 in front of the 0/100* Touche, Finn. Touche.
 Yurishiro: @El Barto 19th century was pretty depressing.
 El Barto: Finn. Your topic was "French Inventors of the 19th Century". What the hell is this?
 funny in the wall: i'm already semi-there
 ignatz: hell hath little punctuation and comic sans
Image 228313   01-22-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
592
 
 Felicity: Kill me, Pete
 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete
 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete
 Dan Tagonistic: @Dan Tagonistic Seor Pete
 Dan Tagonistic: Gracias seor Phil
 grizzly: SEE YOU IN HELL, PETE!
 Christina: Kill Me, Pete.
 GoGo Robotto: NO Pete, kill ME goddammit!
 dangerkeith3000: Kill Me, Pete.
 Not A Bot: Very much no.
 El Barto: Oh thank Bastet. It's almost 3am so I am pretty sleepy. Cheers HP. Can I call you HP?
 Yurishiro: Literally anything else would have been a better use of your time
 Shay: Pete you sonuvabitch, you still owe me 80 bucks.
 Ulillillia: Pill me, Kete. Wait...crap.
 Not A Bot: We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You locked 1000 monkeys in a room with 1000 cell phones for 1000 years! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Image 228312   01-22-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
590
 
 San DoDo: @glenalec your candle never will! wait..
 glenalec: @Ulillillia - my memory died long ago.
 Ulillillia: @glenalec Pete killed your memory
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - Thanks. That explains so much! In future I need to keep an eye on the index numbers of images I am jumping to from the Your Messages sidebar!
 Yurishiro: @glenalec #228312
 glenalec: I'm just confused. :-( Disregard me. I wonder who Pete is (I must have been referencing a nearby image - the strangeness of the post - to me - threw me)
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: The current image number is in the 239000s. You're on image 228311, which was posted January 22, which was when your comment was posted.
 glenalec: I see what has happened. I got confused about dates jumping about post links. I thought I was in today's images.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: It was posted on January 22 by an IP you've used previously, @glenalec. You left 17 comments on 1/22/18.
 glenalec: @glenalec - Interesting. vv I did not make that post. Edit: Turns out I did. Or possibly one of my other sub-personalities!
 glenalec: "Kill me, Pete."
 TurkeyVulture: Bojack cosplay nailing it.
 Yurishiro: "Fergalicioustwat"? *slow clap + sideways 'no' head shake*
 addend: "Giddyup!"
 Side Boob: Pete killed him
 dangerkeith3000: I heard all those bracelets stand for naughty things.
 Shay: Does your girlfriend hate high school?
Image 228311   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
683
 
 kornisjon: How to most efficiently pass on your bad habits to the next generation.
 Christina: The baby has the remote.
 Mr. Butt: La-z-boy. La-z-man.
 Yurishiro: Step 1:chair. Step 2: beer. Step 3 beat up the nearest woman for not bringing spaghetti fast enough. Lazy chair uneducating men since ever.
 Peach: Get that baby a beer.
 wolfpk: In training
 daisy picker: The BarcaBoys set sail.
Image 228310   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
818
 
 Science: This is the look right before he gets "playful" and grabs a mouthful of your comforter and rips it wide open.
 WTF: "no u cant skip school today"
 El Barto: You're right, Pup, let's sleep-in till noon.
Image 228309   01-22-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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