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272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

272950  Dr Awkward: Remind me to never steal chips from Moms plate without asking.

272958  Prostata: what the actual fuck?

272920  PenguinBartender: She's...a...clone?

272878  Darmstadtium: At least bears won't eat you

272904  Darmstadtium: Only one of these is the real Iron Chef

272948  Air Biscuit: Thanks obvious plant.

272911  Darmstadtium: It's cool, I already had a migraine

272955  Air Biscuit: Havent seen carpwoman post in a while.

272957  Air Biscuit: That definitely occurred naturally.

272950  PenguinBartender: "Lady, you're not ACTUALLY going to choke me out if I ask 'one more time' for your brea--eeeeech!"

272955  fanny: just imagine for a moment what fish milk would taste like.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.



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Score:
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 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.
 Hyphae: @ignatz "... just an eternity of unintelligible run-on sentences... i have seen it i have proof i have no capitalizations i... "
 charlemagne: fairly certain hell is full of fandoms
 dangerkeith3000: John Calvin, you are such a downer!
 Turd Ferguson: THEN LETS PARTY!!!
 El Barto: @Yurishiro ... *adds a 5 in front of the 0/100* Touche, Finn. Touche.
 tane: @El Barto 19th century was pretty depressing.
 El Barto: Finn. Your topic was "French Inventors of the 19th Century". What the hell is this?
 funny in the wall: i'm already semi-there
 sassysass: hell hath little punctuation and comic sans
Image 228313   01-22-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
592
 
 McBomalds: Kill me, Pete
 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete
 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete
 Dan Tagonistic: @Dan Tagonistic Seor Pete
 Dan Tagonistic: Gracias seor Phil
 grizzly: SEE YOU IN HELL, PETE!
 Christina: Kill Me, Pete.
 Nymphomania: NO Pete, kill ME goddammit!
 dangerkeith3000: Kill Me, Pete.
 Not A Bot: Very much no.
 El Barto: Oh thank Bastet. It's almost 3am so I am pretty sleepy. Cheers HP. Can I call you HP?
 tears as lube: Literally anything else would have been a better use of your time
 Shay: Pete you sonuvabitch, you still owe me 80 bucks.
 Ulillillia: Pill me, Kete. Wait...crap.
 Not A Bot: We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You locked 1000 monkeys in a room with 1000 cell phones for 1000 years! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Image 228312   01-22-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
590
 
 San DoDo: @glenalec your candle never will! wait..
 Liar tuck: @Ulillillia - my memory died long ago.
 Ulillillia: @glenalec Pete killed your memory
 Double-Munched Tacotito: @Yurishiro - Thanks. That explains so much! In future I need to keep an eye on the index numbers of images I am jumping to from the Your Messages sidebar!
 Troll: @glenalec #228312
 matos: I'm just confused. :-( Disregard me. I wonder who Pete is (I must have been referencing a nearby image - the strangeness of the post - to me - threw me)
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: The current image number is in the 239000s. You're on image 228311, which was posted January 22, which was when your comment was posted.
 rubix1924: I see what has happened. I got confused about dates jumping about post links. I thought I was in today's images.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: It was posted on January 22 by an IP you've used previously, @glenalec. You left 17 comments on 1/22/18.
 Fullhouse: @glenalec - Interesting. vv I did not make that post. Edit: Turns out I did. Or possibly one of my other sub-personalities!
 desertfox: "Kill me, Pete."
 TurkeyVulture: Bojack cosplay nailing it.
 depression: "Fergalicioustwat"? *slow clap + sideways 'no' head shake*
 addend: "Giddyup!"
 Side Boob: Pete killed him
 dangerkeith3000: I heard all those bracelets stand for naughty things.
 Shay: Does your girlfriend hate high school?
Image 228311   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
683
 
 kornisjon: How to most efficiently pass on your bad habits to the next generation.
 Christina: The baby has the remote.
 Mr. Butt: La-z-boy. La-z-man.
 Handyman: Step 1:chair. Step 2: beer. Step 3 beat up the nearest woman for not bringing spaghetti fast enough. Lazy chair uneducating men since ever.
 Peach: Get that baby a beer.
 wolfpk: In training
 daisy picker: The BarcaBoys set sail.
Image 228310   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
818
 
 Science: This is the look right before he gets "playful" and grabs a mouthful of your comforter and rips it wide open.
 WTF: "no u cant skip school today"
 El Barto: You're right, Pup, let's sleep-in till noon.
Image 228309   01-22-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
758
 
 Christina: A false Chinese.
 Teechur: Where are those meddling kids when you really need them? Scooby Doo! Where are you?
 Donut: ...this isn't my dad...
 dangerkeith3000: Pandamonium!
 Peddy Tenderglass: Tall panda is whiter so obviously it's the real panda.
 El Barto: Yogi!
 Mexico: Now you'll be the one stuck with a job and bills!
 FabricMan: And nobody's the wiser! Heh heh heh
Image 228308   01-22-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
678
 
 Ulillillia: Timmy!
 Prostata: the shortest bus
 Dr Awkward: Going in style
 sparenamelaptopdied: Home-school bus
 Greifer: New Filter artwork?
 twenty4: Short bus is short.
Image 228307   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
395
 
 bug: Kill me, Pete.
 Shay: Is this that movie with Art Carney (aka Norton from Honeymooners) and George Burns?
 franktank: More like Dearth Of Style
Image 228306   01-22-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
710
 
 tib gubb: i think your birds are sick
 Dresdenkeogh: Parakeets? More like parareallyraddudes
Image 228305   01-22-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
366
 
 Spazstatic: Koalas have a smooth brain. That means they don't have the thinky-thinky parts.
 Christina: That's how you get Chlamydia.
 barfolomew: Going In Style
Image 228304   01-22-18   Uploaded by    grid
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