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269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

269117  dangerkeith3000: @MrBoffo He's talking to a five-cow chick but tells her she's only worth 3 cows.

269108  SunWukong: Not flying anywhere.

269118  dangerkeith3000: She's leaving room for Jesus.

269111  SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.

269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?



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11. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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Score:
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 Science: And then all that melted snow freezes and you have an ice rink instead.
 sparenamelaptopdied: I have some nuts, can I borrow your sledgehammer?
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603
 Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630
 BavidDowie: It burns when I pee
Image 228265   01-22-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
365
 
 piranharama: SO. Does that mean I was intelligently designed TO masturbate? Because thats how Im taking this.
 funny in the wall: also, it had a cloaca
 kate shutupton: ...this reminds me of something. Oh right, I wanted to look at pornography, not all these silly pictures! seeya
 dangerkeith3000: smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-dinosaur-sex-173015/
 addend: T. Rex didn't need this reminder on Valentine's Day.
 DarkTeddy: They just fucked everything. Literallly everything is fuckable when youre that big
 Chest Rockwell: Finally some real news.
Image 228264   01-22-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
416
 
 alex: @Fiveninety Youve got to follow your toupeeeeeeeeeee
 Kaviri: I got lost driving around and found this.
 Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around
 DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...
Image 228263   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
397
 
 dangerkeith3000: I want that calendar.
 dangerkeith3000: I want that calendar.
Image 228262   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
417
 
 inthrees: "I tell you boy. It's soo difficult to masturbate with these small arms"
Image 228261   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
310
 
 Darmstadtium: You are not my water supervisor!
 apoxia: They're giving away the first swimming lesson for free.
 Aufziehvogel: DON'T TELL ME WHARGARBLLL
 sundragon: Oy! You! Out of the Gene pool NOW!
Image 228260   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
407
 
 Teechur: Chillinhuahua
Image 228259   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
262
 
 Mr Bleak: @addend Confused? You won't be after this week's episode.
 VeeKay: When albinoism attacks.
 Aufziehvogel: Lost the gene roulette
 addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."
Image 228258   01-21-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
354
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Robespierre Fuck yes Cheez Waffies!
 Vorm Gongo: @FabricMan Cheez Waffies are for the munchies.
 FabricMan: But wouldn't he get the munchies?
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: that's not how you huff and puff
 addend: Big BAD wolf.
 Emoji: I preferred the one where he enlisted the Cool-Aid guy.
Image 228257   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
390
 
 VeeKay: Vomit in my mouth right here.
 Peter Pantsless: Alternate title for Fox & Friends
 addend: I don't have the stomach for it.
 Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe
Image 228256   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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